Kelly is a heifer. I always knew she would be in due time!
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That's right, Shannon, I had forgotten that when Kelly sings poorly, it's because of her soul and emotion. Carrie is robotic because she is
pitch-perfect every damn time.
Kelly is a heifer. I always knew she would be in due time! |
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This link works for the SNL skit
http://www.hulu.com/watch... AIEW is number 5 on itunes right now. Kelly is also on Leno tonight and then Ellen on Thursday. Here is a really good article about Kelly. It's really long so I will just snippet the best parts http://star-ecentral.com/...ic/3839574&sec=music <snip> "Really, it's a lot of work to be constantly under the spotlight and in the news and I don't want any of it. Life is difficult enough, you know, and I don't need it to be more difficult," shared Clarkson candidly in an interview with The Star in Barbados recently. True to her word, Clarkson has not the air of a celebrity about her. In fact, she's disarmingly normal. In the idyllic Caribbean isle to showcase songs from her new album, All I Ever Wanted, the1.6m tall singer chatted easily with fans and reporters at a breakfast meet-and-greet session a day before her scheduled showcase. <snip> <snip> She may have gotten her start from the juggernaut reality TV programme American Idol after her win in 2002 but [bold] Clarkson has
proved that she is much more than a manufactured product. [/bold]
The 27-year-old Texan has demonstrated that she has the chops to steer her own career, from choosing who she wants to manage her to what songs she wants on her album. <snip> <snip> Asked about the face-off, Clarkson explained that she wasn't "trying to be more rock or less pop"; she just didn't want her albums to all sound alike. "When you get sent formula songs and tracks, I am like 'Okay I don't want to do the same thing twice'. Who
wants every album to sound the same, right?
"Every single album I've done, every song I've done, I've done it my own way. It wasn't just that album ... I think the media just reported it that way for some reason or other," she explained. All I Ever Wanted is all about variety. While it's still very much a Kelly Clarkson album - ballsy, angry numbers delivered with her signature strong vocals - Clarkson mixes it up and goes a little country, a little punk (Whyyawannabringmedown) and even a little bubblegum pop with I Want You. There are also strong ballads which show a different side of the artiste. <snip> <snip> "A good song is a good song whether I write it or not. For this record ... I went in and said 'Okay I don't care who wrote what - I want this certain sound.' Anything that didn't work out completely we made more Kelly Clarkson, something I would say," she said, referring more to My Life Would Suck Without You which was lyrically modified to sound like her. The end product, says Clarkson, is an album she is completely happy with and one she can't wait to go on the road with. "It's all different flavours of my personality. I grew up listening to lots of different types of music ... from Aerosmith to Pat Benatar and Reba (McEntire) to classical music. My music taste is all over the place and you see these influences in my music," she said. The album is off to a promising start. Her first single, My Life Would Suck Without You made the biggest leap to number one in the
Billboard Hot 100 charts' 50-year history when it debuted at No. 97 and leapt to the top spot within a week. The
single has also conquered the British charts making Clarkson the only Idol alumnus
to top the Brit charts.
Naturally, Clarkson is ecstatic about the success of her single.But what she's really thankful for is that she's
able to do what she loves.
"All I want is to make music that I am proud of. That's really 'all I ever wanted'. People find it hard to believe ... they find it hard to wrap their head around it but that's all I want. I am really very simple." <snip> <snip> "What is difficult about it (coming from American Idol) is that people put me on a pedestal and it's always about the ranking ... whether you are first or second or third. I don't want to be put on a pedestal or compared to another," she said. <snip><snip> At the Barbados showcase, it was clear that Clarkson was the main draw.
While opening acts Simple Plan and Katy Perry both received huge welcomes, it was the birthday girl who got the party started. Dressed in a pair of fitted hip-hugging black pants, a studded belt and asymmetrical moss-green T-shirt, Clarkson filled her 45-minute set with old favourites like Walk Away, Behind These Hazel Eyes and Since You've Been Gone (from the album Breakaway), Never Again (My December) and Miss Independant (Thankful) interspersed with songs from her latest album like If I Can't Have You and I Do Not Hook Up and, of course, the current hit single My Life Would Suck Without You. Clarkson was in her element performing, apart from a minor wardrobe malfunction (nothing major - her T-shirt kept slipping off her shoulder, revealing her pink bra straps). "This was my one attempt at being fashionable," she said pulling her T-shirt back in place. "And it sucks." The crowd - from 20-something pop-rock junkies to thirtysomething females singing passionately along to Clarkson's break-up songs to head-banging
retirees (yeah, what a mix) - was forgiving, because, let's face it, you don't come to a Kelly Clarkson gig for the
outrageous costumes or fancy sets but for the singer's powerful vocals and rocking songs. And on that count, she delivered. <snip>
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Kelly is a heifer. I always knew she would be in due time! Good thing she's a heifer that can sing her face off. Singing is what she gets paid to do after all. So over the weight thing. She's gotten fat, get over it. If it doesn't bother her nor her fans, why does it bother the haters so much? |
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Dictatorship wrote: Today's update for IDNHU
+110 Spins +16 Bullet +0.258 Audience AIEW #5 on itunes IDNHU #17 MLWSWY #44 quickstart wrote: it bothers the haters because it doesn't bother the fans. They keep wondering what it will actually take to end Kelly's career. It wasn't enough to have a flop album, it wasn't enough to have a very public fight with the biggest music mogul in the business, it wasn't enough to cancel her summer tour, it's clearly not enough to gain a good 30lbs. Her fans STILL love her. Radio STILL loves her. The media STILL loves her. It pisses them off to know that this girl could fall into a pile of dog shit and come out smellin like a rose. It must suck to be a fan of artists whose careers are so precarious that one misstep and it could be all over. |
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I'm really enjoying the links to the blogger/gossip sites. Who knew Kelly would get so much attention for her WangoTango appearance based on the
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grumpypuppy wrote: She's on Leno tonight so I can't wait to see what she's wearing.....will it be a hit or a miss....that's always the question. |
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I hope she is digging into a huge stack of pancakes right now with bacon and sausage on the side with a glass of syrup to wash it down in preparation for Zootopia. I hope so too grumppup because that sounds delicious, well minus the glass of syrup. Who would even think of such of thing, well, unless that's something they normally do? Drinking syrup? nauseating. Nothing wrong with enjoying a good meal. She's on Leno tonight so I can't wait to see what she's wearing.....will it be a hit or a miss....that's always the question. Probably a little of both knowing Kelly |
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She's on Leno tonight so I can't wait to see what she's wearing.....will it be a hit or a miss....that's always the question. Hunh? There's no question. Since she put on the weight she hasn't dressed in anything that is flattering. |
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Jessica Simpson Should Thank Kelly Clarkson
Jessica Simpson performed at Sea World this weekend in between stops at a Dollar Tree grand opening and the third stage at a street fair, and for some reason she thought it would be a good idea to squeeze her thighs into some Daisy Dukes. I guess the CGIVanity Fair cover gave her a newfound sense of confidence, but she should really be thanking Kelly Clarkson. Because, in reality, this may be the first time my penis would willingly blast Jessica's face look like a Jackson Pollock if he had to choose between those two. But Jessica shouldn't get too excited, I'd rather go down on a manatee than see Kelly Clarkson take off her rebar-lined Spanx. lolz she no give a shit but people that buy her shit give one they say no to fatties! It not over until the fat lady sings, lolz, opps |
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A gauzy skirt would cover those thighs. I think that is her biggest problem area. I've seen a lot of those gypsy type skirts out this spring. Maybe a
peasant blouse with short sleeves and some cute bangle bracelets would bring the eye up. Add makeup and a nice hair style and she would look so much better. I
know she doesn't care, but unless she tries a little harder, the media will concentrate on her weight instead of her music.
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ILovegreeneyes wrote:How do you know she doesn't fucking cry herself to sleep every night after binging on her usual alchoholic stupor? As for Leno, I wouldn't worry about hit or miss, but how much talk of how fat she is the next day. Can't wait myself! |
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Still think it doesn't bother her fans? http://www.sassyqarla.com/2009/05/kelly-clarkson-fat-photo-surfaced-on.html California - American Idol alum Kelly Clarkson hits the headlines after her "fat" photo surfaced on the internet. At first, I thought it was photoshopped. I saw the image first in TMZ, then in X17 (convinced), and I'm not happy to see the Idol winner in that figure (coz I'm a huge fan). According to TMZ, Kelly Clarkson's "not too fit" photo was taken from her KIIS FM's Wango Tango concert performance this weekend. Some bloggers claim that Kelly is pregnant (it started last March). Maybe she is, or maybe some metabolism problems runs in the family. But who cares, she's still a good singer and a sexy body is not a requirement in the music world. I remember last March when Kelly Clarkson's rep denied the pregnancy rumors. Kelly even performed in American Idol Season 8 results night wearing a black fitting dress, so the pregnancy rumors were dismissed. But the preggy rumors surfaced again after the release of the surprising Wango Tango concert performance photo. Ok, we all need a big proof if our beloved Kelly Clarkson really gained a lot of weight, check out KIIS FM's backstage interview with Kelly HERE .
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grumpypuppy wrote: I don't know about the bacon and sausage part. Isn't that cannibalism?
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Willow137 wrote: you actually made some valid suggestions however, I think a large billowy type blouse would only make her appear larger. She should get shirts that fit properly, perhaps wrap style shirts because those draw attention to the waist and take emphasis off the lower half. as for the media caring, I have yet to see anything more than blogs and various haters commenting on her weight. The reviews for Wango Tango didn't mention her weight, only that she was the best performer of the night. Also, the people in attendance seemed to really dig her performance as well, if the twitters are to be believed anyway. What is really interesting about the entire discussion of weight is that it's a known fact that people look larger in photos and on camera then they do IRL. I went looking for an explanation as to why this is and this is what I found: http://www.slate.com/id/2160377/
This explains why models and actresses in general weigh 10-15 lbs less than their ideal body weight would indicate they should. When I met Kelly a few years ago I was actually quite taken aback by how tiny she was. Having only seen her on television or in pictures I was fully expecting a woman who was 20 lbs heavier and I always thought she was taller as well. Now, that's not to say she's not bigger than she was a few years ago but it's difficult to get an accurate perspective of what she actually looks like unless you see her in person (or any celebrity for that matter). I saw her in March in concert and she looked normal size, not as large as she had looked at an appearance just a few days prior which actually surprised some of the people around me even. They had been commenting prior to her coming out that she was getting fat then when she came out on stage they were like WTF? she looks fine. of course the haters will claim this is just making excuses for Kelly or that I have blinders on which is fine. The facts speak for themselves. |
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LMAO at Greenie trying to pull out technical shit to try to justify that bad lighting, camera angle, lens or other magical shit makes Yelly look fat!
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Shyster wrote: do you even know how to fucking read shitter? the girl is saying she does NOT CARE she's still a fan and how did she already perform on Season 8 finale when it hasn't even fucking happened yet? shitter wrote: it's called FACTS....you know those things you love to ignore all the time? I honestly couldn't give two shits what you or anyone else says I just am here to be the voice of reason and logic in a sea of morons who are so ate up with bitterness and hatred that they can't admit to themselves or anyone else how ridiculous they sound. oh and thanks for pointing out what I already said...her fans DO NOT CARE: some comments: Sorry Kelly fans, she obviously gained weight. But like sassyqarla said, IM ALSO A HUGE FAN and a sexy body is not a requirement in the music world. Kelly? Because Jennifer got fat a long time ago, she gets the o.k. I don't get it. I just wish people would leave the girl alone. She's got a great voice, and terrific personality, and is one of the sweetest people you'd ever want to meet, I just don't get all the people that want to slam her for her weight. It's her body, and her business. She is here to entertain us, not model for us. I laughed at the steroids idea
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ILovegreeneyes wrote:She didn't say FINALE dumbshit, but results. One of the elimation results nights! Your so caught up trying to defend fatty that you aren't even reading right. Yup, just a blog, but one of many thousands that are popping up everywhere after her WANGO TANGO appearance. Coincidence? I think not but maybe a turning point into the realization that this pop princess ain't no princess anymore but a walking mess one album away from looking like Amy Wino's carreer! |
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Shyster wrote: my bad, I thought it said finale....sue me.... but still it's weird cuz the pregnancy rumors actually STARTED after that performance, didn't they? and the fact remains the girl still said she doesn't care, Kelly has a great voice.... point, set, match....you lose asshole do you spend your entire day scouring the internet for negative blogs about Kelly? how fullfilling your life must be shitter, I mean honestly. 68% reporting on HDD
last weeks final for HDD 21 24 KELLY CLARKSON RCA/RMG 18,660 -2% ALL I EVER WANTED moral to this story? FATTY CLARKSON CAN SELL SOME ALBUMS!!!
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