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That blows, but it's not like it wasn't coming. I said both would be out in the next 3 weeks, either Teale is gone next week or he holds on one more week and then he's out. Makes no difference, neither of them were going to make it.

Wes ftw please. After Teale leaves I probably won't watch anything except Wes.

If Chrislyn, Mark, Roshani or Luke win this season is a complete and utter joke.

I found an Australian Idol drinking game on Facebook. LOL.

TAKE A SIP IF:
- Somebody sings a Stevie Wonder song
- Somebody sings a U2 song
- Somebody sings a Whitney Houston song
- Somebody sings a Xtina Aguilera song
- Somebody sings a Coldplay song
- Somebody starts their performance sitting on a stool, only to rise triumphantly at the bridge and start shuffling around the stage
- Any of these phrases are used in judgment: "split the difference"; "storyteller"; "journey"; "light and shade"; "pitchy"; "song choice"; "in the pocket" (N.B. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?)
- A performance is assessed in terms of percentages - that was only 80%, you need to be singing at 130% etc.
- Kyle makes a blunt reference to somebody's physical flaws
- Marcia speaks ghetto: you know what I'm sayin', that's what I'm talkin' about, a little bit of sumpin' sumpin', etc
- The crowd boos Dicko
- The crowd boos Kyle (and he tells them to shut up)
- Daniel Mifsud wears a scarf
- Reference is made to Sheridan the stylist, John Foreman, or Erana
- Marcia declares the contestant's song choice "one of her favourite songs of all time" and/or claims personal knowledge of the songwriter/s.
- Gratuitous sponsor pimpage i.e. Kyle ever-so-casually holds his Cadbury mug in front of his face, his little shark eyes staring into the camera over the rim

TAKE A GULP IF:
- Marcia is wearing a wig
- Marcia advises a male contestant to "sing to the ladies"; extra sip if said contestant is clearly a gay
- The hosts are dressed in some kind of ridiculous themed get up and look like the most adorable couple ever
- There's a period of more than three seconds where Eyeballs McBulgy (aka James) stares vacantly into the camera with a smug smile and Andrew G gazes on with barely disguised lust
- A finalist thanks god/jesus/the lord/xenu for their perfomance
- Someone forgets the words
- Marcia calls someone a nickname involving a combination of the words Baby, Sister, Brother, Girl, Girlfriend, Boy or Boyfriend (i.e. "Baby boyfriend", "Sister girl", etc - ETA I've already noted one "Baby Boy" this season)
- A contestant starts crying
- A judge starts crying
- An audience member starts crying
- A heretofore unmentioned disability is used to excuse a shithouse performance - deaf in one ear, legally mute, dyslexia etc.
- Dicko advises someone to lose weight or dress better
- The crowd boos Marcia
- Someone is proclaimed a potential winner of Australian Idol
- Marcia actually makes a criticism of a performance; two gulps if it's in opposition to positive comments from the other judges
- Kyle makes a valid point
- Any of the judges make not-so-veiled references to controversy outside the competition, despite a contestant's obvious desire to die on the spot
- Marcia excuses someone for having a "lurgy"
- There is a shot of the audience listlessly dancing/waving their arms to the music

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!:
- Someone sings a Pantera song
- Andrew and James kiss
- A contestant declares a rap-style feud with another contestant, one that can only be settled in hail of bullets in downtown L.A.
- TOUCHDOWN!! (ETA even more chug-worthy now that Holden's gone)

So funny. Especially the ones about Kyle, so true. I hate Kyle, he is a massive dickhead.

seaguy I promise you Sophie got better since Top 12 and her last 2 performances were actually rather stellar vocally, and her Abba song was cool.



"Ana's Song" <3