This statue is on the common in my hometown. There is no logical explanation for why the people in charge of statuary would decided that THIS was a good idea.
Here's two angles so you can see it's not an optical illusion.
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Posts: 4489 (05/03/08 9:17 AM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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Posts: 3922 (05/03/08 9:29 AM) Registered user |
One of the largest fools on the planet, hails from the town I went to high school in.
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Posts: 2623 (05/03/08 9:30 AM) Registered user |
Anal sex with turtles has a rich history in {insert your town name}.
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Posts: 3923 (05/03/08 9:35 AM) Registered user |
This gem of a statue is from the near by "big city"
The expression on her face makes me wonder what she is thinking about. |
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 6316 (05/03/08 9:42 AM) |
My hometown was rated as one of the ten worst cities to live in the US last year. I think it's because my sister is still raising my
neighborhood-terrorizing nephews there.
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Posts: 6622 (05/03/08 9:43 AM) Registered User |
I have the Starbucks across the street from another Starbucks.
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blondemss |
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Posts: 8073 (05/03/08 9:51 AM) Guttersnipe |
heh jane i was just looking for pics of that. how about the battery side park four foot penises? (mushrooms)
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 17649 (05/03/08 9:56 AM) MESS member |
and the beer can house
and the Art Car Museum and the Funeral Museum |
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zippityboomboom |
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Posts: 6626 (05/03/08 10:00 AM) Registered User |
Where is the beer can house?
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 6318 (05/03/08 10:03 AM) |
Probably Buggles' backyard.
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 17650 (05/03/08 10:08 AM) MESS member |
The Beer Can House is located at 222 Malone Street, between Memorial Drive and Washington Avenue.
there used to be a tour of Houston that visited all the weird spots including the pig lady's house |
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SweeterThanJane |
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Posts: 3924 (05/03/08 10:09 AM) Registered user |
blondemss wrote: There really aren't any piccys of it online. I'm going to have to get up there and take some. That town seems to have more than it's fair share of random phallic symbols. I've lived in San Francisco, Boston, and "the big city"
here, and the big city beats them both in per capita dick celebration.
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Voodidit |
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Posts: 4423 (05/03/08 10:42 AM) Not what you think |
In a town in my county they think Lincoln was born here instead of wherever he was really born. They even opened a mini-museum dedicated to proving that
"fact".
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Pahrump Mania |
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Posts: 1106 (05/03/08 10:46 AM) Registered user |
If there's a category for towns with a population less than 30,000 my town will win it.
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The Electric Witch |
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Posts: 384 (05/03/08 10:50 AM) |
Shag wrote:
Umm--what the hell is it supposed to be actually? From here it looks like a guy with a bad poimanent having sex with a ...dolphin? But I'm guessing
I'm wrong about that.
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Dharmit |
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Posts: 7315 (05/03/08 10:53 AM) Registered user |
It's a sea turtle, right?
I don't live in Seattle.. but close enough. We have the Fremont Troll.. 
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merkyl |
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Posts: 52397 (05/03/08 10:54 AM) Registered loser |
In this pic you can totally tell the turtle ain't diggin' it.
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 17651 (05/03/08 11:03 AM) MESS member |
Houston has a sculptor that works in giant sizes:
David Adickes 
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The Electric Witch |
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Posts: 385 (05/03/08 11:04 AM) |
merkyl wrote: I dunno--I think that turtle is throwing its' head back in ecstasy!
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Posts: 6325 (05/03/08 11:10 AM) |
For fuck's sake. That's a statue of the Greek God Gamerous, God of the Amphibian Phallus. That's his powerful Turtle Cock. Why do you think sperm
look like Tadpoles? Didn't you people go to High School?
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