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ZombieNaj ranks the DWTS pros
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Posts: 14318 (05/03/08 5:28 AM) Kiss me, I'm Adminish |
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Posts: 3696 (05/03/08 2:38 PM) |
#18) Elena Grinenko
Season 3: Tucker Carlson (Last Place) Season 4: Clyde Drexler (8th Place) Elena is another one who hasn't gotten her chance to shine. Tucker Carlson is probably the worst dancer to ever appear on the show and because of this, she was bounced in week 1 of her first season. The next season, she was paired with Clyde "The Glide" Drexler, and despite his nickname, he was far from graceful. He was just lanky, awkward, boring, and unmotivated, and she was booted early again. Because both of her partners were so awful, they pretty much overshadowed whatever Elena's personality is, and their lack of skillz prevented her from showing her own. She seemed nice enough, but for now she's in the "meh" category. Fun Fact: Her real competitive dance partner was none other than Maks, and she now competes with Tony Dovolani. I have a feeling those connections might help her get back on the show once some of the more popular women take a break or retire, so hopefully she'll have a better partner and we can get to know the real Elena. <3  
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Posts: 3699 (05/03/08 9:28 PM) |
#17) Alec Mazo
Season 1: Kelly Monaco (WINNERS) Season 4: Paulina Porizkova (Last Place) Season 5: Josie Maran (Last Place) Alec is basically a complete bore with a stick up his ass. Granted I don't remember much about him since he hasn't been on the show much at its peak, but he's nothing special from what I do remember. The only reason he's even this high is because Kelly winning the first season was such a LMAO moment. SUCH PASSION! What was even more LMAO was that when he came back from his two season break, he got last place twice in a row. <333 And he was paired with token hotties who couldn't dance both times, so I guess it was karma for Kelly winning. He then threw a hissyfit and quit the show 4eva, but oh wellers. He will not be missed, even though to date, he remains the only male professional to win the show. Fun Fact: He recently got married to Edyta Sliwinska, the most boring female in the cast. They must have very deep and meaningful conversations. 
 
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Posts: 14442 (05/03/08 9:33 PM) Registered user |
Kelly Monaco <33333
Alec indifference, however he did do the first ever lift on DWTS. Back when they were still legal. In fact, he was most likely they got outlawed, cause by the end of season 1 he was just picking Kelly up and twirling her on his finger. |
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Posts: 2048 (05/03/08 9:37 PM) |
Why were lifts banned?
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AMBERFREAK |
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Posts: 1389 (05/03/08 10:05 PM) Registered user |
Alec may be boring, but I think he is the hottest male pro dancer from the show! <3
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ZombieLinda |
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Posts: 3700 (05/03/08 11:57 PM) |
he is pretty gorge, i'll give him that
something weird/fake about his face though |
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SurvivorFanGP |
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Posts: 7613 (05/04/08 10:00 AM) Registered user |
Yes and no, some of us delusional peeps refuse to believe that Helio won and that Mel B. is the winner of DWTS 5 =O
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Posts: 2550 (05/04/08 11:20 AM) |
Um, Master P.
'Nuff said. |
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ZombieLinda |
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Posts: 3703 (05/04/08 6:23 PM) |
There's usually at least one laffos contestant that goes reasonably far. Jerry Springer and Master P are probably the most infamous.
#16) Nick Kosovich 
Season Two: Tatum O'Neil (9th Place) Season Three: Vivica A. Fox (8th Place) Most forgettable pro evah? He only ranks this high because he's the only oldish, fattish male of the bunch. And he has a goatee! And he's Australian! Yeah, I really don't have anything else to say about him. Tatum O'Neil was kinda fun and Vivica shouldn't have left when she did, but I didn't really care about either of them either. FUN FACT: Although retired from dancing, he and his wife still work for the show as the costume designers for the men =O  
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louie77 |
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Posts: 14450 (05/04/08 6:25 PM) Registered user |
Nick's mustache<3
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AMBERFREAK |
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Posts: 1395 (05/04/08 6:33 PM) Registered user |
ZombieLinda wrote: Definitely! |
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ZombieLinda |
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Posts: 3725 (05/06/08 8:22 PM) |
#15) Andrea Hale
Season 2: Kenny Mayne (Last Place) Andrea is the last of the forgettable people that have disappeared. She ranks higher than the rest because she was partnered with the NOTORIOUS Kenny Mayne. Just look at this monumental performance: Yeah, Andrea was the original blonde whore twirling around her incompetent dance partner. Take that Julianne! Due to her very short stay on an early season, she remains a mystery but she seemed to have a sense of humor at least.  
Of course Kenny's legacy on DWTS lives on, as the host of the always funny DanceCenter, which is often the highlight of each season. The remaining 14 are the big names. Who will be the first to go?! |
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Posts: 3726 (05/06/08 8:26 PM) |
*BREAKING NEWS*
I just found out Andrea is also Mormon and from Utah. I guess she really was supposed to be what Julianne has become! |
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Posts: 1417 (05/06/08 8:29 PM) Registered user |
Yeah, I don't really remember Andrea.
So how many Mormon dancers does that make? 5? And how many from Utah? Louis also lives in Utah doesn't he? I can't wait to see some of the big-timers show up! 
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louie77 |
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Posts: 14496 (05/06/08 8:33 PM) Registered user |
Kenny and Andrea <33333
It shocked me so much when they went first just cause they were so entertaining. Voters dont have a sense of humor with this show. |
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Posts: 5664 (05/06/08 9:52 PM) Registered User |
Maksim's one right?
I bet he's in your list's Top ...let's say 4. |
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SurvivorFanGP |
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Posts: 7651 (05/06/08 10:09 PM) Registered user |
Maks FTW.
I'm surprised Karina hasn't been eliminated from the ranking yet!
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ZombieLinda |
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Posts: 3739 (05/08/08 8:05 AM) |
#14) Edyta Sliwinska
 
Season 1: Evander Holyfield (5th Place) Season 2: George Hamilton (5th Place) Season 3: Joey Lawrence (3rd Place) Season 4: John Ratzenberger (6th Place) Season 5: Cameron Matheson (5th Place) Season 6: Jason Taylor (TBD) SHOCKER!!! =O Edyta is Sucks' fan favorite but I'll never understand it. I will say that she does seem nice and seems to take everything in stride, and she's the only pro who has been on all 6 seasons so you can admire her fortitude, but otherwise I think she's pretty boring. I'll also throw her a bone for the hotness factor and for the fact that she's known for wearing progressively less clothing the longer she survives on each season, but she's just not as colorful as the rest and that's what I care about the most. With that said, I'm starting to see why people like her more than I used to so she would have been much lower before this season! The first 30 seconds of her Paso Doble with Jason = tres epic. The rest sucked and it was totally overscored though. I also liked her Addams Family themed tango with Joey Lawrence, performed on Halloween! 
And finally, as I mentioned before, Edyta was recently bethrothed to Alec Mazo. Their babies will be boring as hell, but they'll also be hot as hell so they won't need to have personalities. <3 
  
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louie77 |
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Posts: 14520 (05/08/08 1:12 PM) Registered user |
The Addams Family Tango <3333
Probably in my top 5 DWTS dances ever. But aside from that Edyta has really added nothing to the show. She's got the personality of a paperclip, and even when they give her a chance to talk she struggles through it. She is a legend though so she will likely never be replaced. The fmale dancers are all such stars, it will be hard for a new one to ever break in. |
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