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Posts: 494 (04/27/08 3:25 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The Amazing Race Asia Fanfic is brought to you by - SONY HD WORLD BINTAN LAGOON AND RESORT STANDARD CHARTERED BANK CALTEX NOKIA NSERIES And AVIVA The Amazing Race Asia Fanfic EPISODE 1: RACERS REVEALED Park Sam Won, 25, Company Accountant Kim Jo Young, 25, Magazine Editor Dating from South Korea Jo Young: Even though I love Sam Won so much, I can't help but to be insecure. Just the mere fact that people mistaken me as his fan hurts me a lot. Well, he does look like a celebrity but I'm his girlfriend, not his fan. I'm gonna prove in this race that this girl they're calling a fan can actually kick some ass. Sam Won: Kick? Well, we can literally kick because we're both taekwondo blackbelters. Laughs Jo Young is sweet and kind but once she feels offended, she won't hesitate to fight back. That's why I love this little girl… Jo Young: Little girl? Duh… Both laugh Cici Nerawath, 26, Beauty Queen/Model Shebie Jesnapore, 25, Beauty Queen/Actress Beauty Queens from India Cici: Yes!! You're not hallucinating. We're back!! Shebie: To win…! Laughs Cici: Shebie and I were on TAR 16 (Yzysg's race) but we were eliminated because of an unlucky situation. Shebie: But now, we're gonna prove how fierce and competitive we really are. Cici: We are definitely here to win. Patty Hsu, 27, Model/Entrepreneur Ayah Kang, 27, Model/Fashion Designer Friends from Hong Kong Patty: I believe that the only two options on a competition like this race is being tricky or being tricked. And, we choose the first option. Laughs Ayah: Why are you revealing our strategy? Oh well… We're not really mean. I mean, we just need to be mean. Patty: She obviously loves the word "mean" because that's what she is. Ayah: And you are. Both laugh Jason Gah, Screenwriter/Director James Cheng, Singer/Fashion Designer (Gay) Best Friends from Malaysia Jason: I love The Amazing Race. It's my lifelong dream to be in this race and I'm more than happy to be living the dream with my best friend. He's just simply amazing. He's the really tough one. James: But definitely, he's the brain and the heart. I said the "heart" because he's too nice to be in a race as competitive as this. Shan Su, 27 - Basketball Player Chin Lau, 27 - Basketball Player Basketball Teammates from Singapore Shan: In any kind of game, I really want to play clean. I want to earn more friends not enemies. My teammate here is the opposite… He's my most boring teammate ever and he doesn't even talk to me. Just kidding, bro… Chin: Yah, he's friendly to the extent that he gives the ball to the opponent to avoid enemies. Shan: He's just kidding… Chin: No, I'm not. And his jokes? Simply ridiculous... Shan: He's just a bitter man. Chin: No, I'm not. Uma Khouny, 28, Half-Turkish Host/Entrepreneur Cass Ponti, 27, Actress/Dancer Dating from the Philippines Uma: Cass and I were both in Big Brother Philippines and we eventually fell for each other there. We have so many differences due to our cultural conflicts both inside and outside the BB House. Cass: That's why we fight a lot. Well, regarding about the race, I'm actually the real masculine here. I'm used to jobs that are usually for men and I know it's an advantage for us. On the other hand, he's the vain and metrosexual one. Cyrix Matsumoto, 24, Cosplayer/Dubber Myakka Matsumoto, 23, Cosplayer/Dancer Sisters/Cosplayers from Japan Myakka: We are the Cosplaying sisters. Yes, we love each other as sisters and we have the same passion, which is cosplaying, but we fight a lot. But that won't cost us. That's for sure. Cyrix: Running the race in costume is definitely freakish but that's just a part of the game. Let the other teams think we're crazy, I don't care!! If other teams would call us "Team Freaky" so be it. But we're serious competitor, they must know that. Susie Tan-Jensen, 54, Physician Andy Jensen, 30, Architect Mother/Son from Taiwan Andy: I can't believe this!! Mum, we're racing again!! Susie: Doing the race once is fantastic and doing it again? Wow, that's awesome!! Andy: We simply sent in our audition video but we were really never expecting to be in because we've already done TAR 16 (Yzysg's Race). Guess what, we got "LUCKY" again!! Susie: Extremely LUCKY as usual. Alexis Ratnasari, 27, Model Kim Hutagalung, 27, Veterinarian Dating On and Off from Indonesia Kim: When we were high school, he broke my heart big time. I really hated him but just last year, we met again and fell in love for the second time around. This race can either make us together again or break us for good. Alexis: Yah, this could really decide as to where this relationship is leading. As the result of this race is still vague, what's clear in my heart is that I love her so much. Gabrielle Madrigal, 24, Heiress/Bank Executive Lena Santos, 48, Nanny Heiress/Nanny from the Philippines Gabrielle: I want to experience the real life and culture of different countries and at the same time, have the thrill of a lifetime. And there's no other right person for me to do the race with but my nanny who I love the most. Lena: She was born with "golden spoon" in her mouth but she's not that showy. I really hope this race would change her into someone better and that many people would vote for us. Gabrielle: Mama Len, what are you talking about? Lena: Huh? Whatever. We just wanna win in whatever way it must be. John Garcia, 50, Chef (Spanish/American) Kevin Garcia, 26, Equestrian Father/Son from Thailand John: This is exciting for me, man. Race around the world, are you kidding me? Ah… It's just really wonderful to be actually racing with my son over here. Damn. This will really be cool. And one of our advantages is that I can actually speak many languages. Kevin: The competitive nature of this race is definitely not new to me as an equestrian but for Dad? I doubt. Dad is generally good at sometimes but can also be tactless. John: And he's high-tempered. I have to watch for that. Kevin: Look who's talking… Don Joseph Aom, 28, Everester Jane Cheng, 27, Everester Dating Everesters from Malaysia Don Joseph: We've already been to the top of the world… who else is capable of conquering the rest of it? Damn. We're gonna dominate this whole race, I swear. Jane: That's basically it. We've been to, literally, TOP of the world and we're ready to race AROUND the world. Don Joseph: Going to Everest was the toughest the world could offer so all the challenges in this race would just be really easy for us. Spoiler [+] Leg 1 starts immediately after Dragoon's finale... Please forgive my not-so-good English... Last Edited By: wakwakwak 05/18/08 10:34 PM. 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dragoondaniel78		#1	[-]
Posts: 1144 (04/27/08 4:33 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Leg 1 starts immediately after Dragoon's finale... And that'd be in a couple weeks time when my freaking exams are over. Anyway, looks pretty cool~! Looking forward to it.
pinoyako		#2	[-]
Posts: 239 (04/27/08 10:10 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Wow, that's why John and Kevin voluntary exits because of this race! Uma and Cass FTW!
Thingamajig		#3	[-]
Posts: 2520 (04/28/08 1:11 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I hope Susie & Andy get hit by a bus.
oh ehm gee		#4	[-]
Posts: 499 (04/28/08 4:05 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Go Susie and Andy! , , ** * well, someone has too seriously, they could Bama their way to F3 * given that like the real TARA it is full of mactors, I have to root for the normal (albeit fug) team
maximillian		#5	[-]
Posts: 874 (04/28/08 6:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh why, why, why? Why are we having expats representing Thailand once again? We'll see how it goes. For now, based on the intro only, I think the Everesters and Cosplayers are teams to root for. Anyway, wakwakwak, this sounds really cool. Can't wait for the first episode!
NickF227		#6	[-]
Posts: 2478 (04/28/08 8:55 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Is an Everester someone whose profession is like being one of those mountain guides for the Mount Everest? Yes, I am an idiot, XD. Looks fun.
supersync4d		#7	[-]
Posts: 626 (04/28/08 11:38 PM) I need a life Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Random Nitpicking You really don't have any Indonesian friends do you? Panichkul is a VERY DISTINCTIVE THAI name, while Seeraphik is what you get when you close your eyes and hit your keyboard blindly. None of them is even remotely Indonesian .. but hey! they all look the same, right!
maximillian		#8	[-]
Posts: 875 (04/29/08 6:27 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	supersync4d wrote: Random Nitpicking You really don't have any Indonesian friends do you? Panichkul is a VERY DISTINCTIVE THAI name, while Seeraphik is what you get when you close your eyes and hit your keyboard blindly. None of them is even remotely Indonesian .. but hey! they all look the same, right! It sounds to me more like a LAST NAME. I never remember meeting a guy named Panichkul even once. But yes, it is Thai word, whatever or however you say it.
florida		#9	[-]
Posts: 546 (04/29/08 12:04 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Myakka reminds me of a place here in Florida.
wakwakwak		#10	[-]
Posts: 495 (04/29/08 11:18 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I edited the Seephirak and the Panichkul. I only heard Panichkul while I totally invented Seephirak!! Hahahaha!! Everesters are the people who've reached the Everest, right? When the so much hyped Filipino mountaineers finally reached the top of Everest, they were called Everesters. Whatever. I maybe wrong. Sorry in advance for not-so-good English... I think I should start leg 1 NOW...
wakwakwak		#11	[-]
Posts: 496 (04/29/08 11:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The Amazing Race Asia Fanfic is brought to you by - SONY HD WORLD BINTAN LAGOON AND RESORT STANDARD CHARTERED BANK CALTEX NOKIA NSERIES And AVIVA EPISODE 2: LEG 1: PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA "The race has officially started, and I hate it" - Gabrielle BEIJING, CHINA --FOCUS ON THE GREAT WALL, FORBIDDEN CITY, IMPERIAL PALACE AND LASTLY, TEMPLE OF HEAVEN- Allan: This is Beijing, the capital of Asia's cradle of civilization, the People's Republic of China. From this historic and new Olympic city, 12 teams will embark on a race around Asia and beyond for $500,000. Classic Convertibles are transporting the teams to the Temple of Heaven… …the starting line of the race. The 12 teams are… Sam Won & Jo Young, Dating from South Korea Cici & Shebie, Beauty Queens from India Patty & Ayah, Friends from Hong Kong Jason & James, (Gay) Best Friends from Malaysia Shan & Chin, Basketball Teammates from Singapore Uma & Cass, Dating from the Philippines Cyrix & Myakka, Cosplayers from Japan Susie & Andy, Mother/Son from Taiwan Alexis & Kim, Dating On and Off from Indonesia Gabrielle & Lena, Heiress/Nanny from the Philippines John & Kevin, Father/Son from Thailand Jane & Don Joseph, Dating Everesters from Malaysia ---------------- Allan: Can these teams stand up to the stress of traveling together across nearly 30,000 miles. And who will come up with the right strategy, the right combination of brains, brawn and teamwork to win $500,000. These are the questions waiting to be answered, as we get ready to begin… The Amazing Race Asia. 7:30 PM, BEIJING Allan: Welcome everyone. In just a few minutes, you'll be leaving on a race around Asia and beyond. There are 13 legs in this race and at the end of each leg; there is a pit stop. 9 of these pit stops are elimination points so you need to get there as fast as possible because if you're last, you will be eliminated. And your first clue is waiting inside the envelope on top of the luggage you brought with you. When you hear the word, you can run into your luggage, get your clue and hop into any of those cars. The next things you'll do after that are completely up to you. The first team to cross the finish line after 13 legs will win… $500,000!! All: Yeah!! Allan: Is everybody ready? All: Yes! Yes!! Allan: Asia and beyond is waiting for you. Good luck. Travel safe… … … … GO!! All teams rush their way down the steps to get their clue Lena: Slow for a bit, Gabrielle. It's too dark. We might fall. Gabrielle: All right, Mama Len. Shebie suddenly slips off the steps Shebie: Damn. That hurts. Shoot. Andy: Need a hand? Shebie: Never mind… whispers fugly. Kevin: Dad, hurry up. John: Oh Kevin. We're not going to the pit stop yet. We'll definitely bunch up in the airport so no need to hustle. Kevin: Dad, we need to be in the earliest flight! Don Joseph: Wahoo!! Jane, over here!! Susie: Why do we have to start at night? Andy: It's TAR history, Mum and I'm proud to be part of it. Chin: Heck!! All the backpacks look identical to me now. Where the heck are our backpacks? Shan: It's over here. We're first. Shan rips 'n reads first clue Route Info: Shan: You are currently in the host city of the 2008 Olympics. Now, fly to the co-host city… Don Joseph: …And find this place on the photo to get your next clue. Chin: Where? Damn. Andy: Are we going to Athens? Susie: Huh? Andy: Olympics. The origin of Olympics… Athens. Patty: Shouts to everyone Hong Kong, guys!! We're going to Hong Kong!! Ayah: We're going home, Patty. Jason: Ok. Hong Kong it is. Let's go. All hop into their respective cars Jo Young: Oppa, this is The Amazing Race!!! TEAMS INTRO 12 TEAMS OF 2 Patty & Ayah: Models from Hong Kong In swimming pool Uma & Cass: Dating from the Philippines Biking Sam Won & Jo Young: Dating from South Korea Taekwondo kicks Alexis & Kim: Dating On and Off from Indonesia Playing Tak row Cyrix & Myakka: Cosplayers from Japan Doing Animé Moves Gabrielle & Lina: Heiress/Nanny from the PhilippinesJogging Cici & Shebie: Beauty Queens from India Doing Catwalk Susie & Andy: Mother/Son from Taiwan Kayaking Jason & James: Best Friends from MalaysiaDriving golf cart Shan & Chin: Basketball Teammates from Singapore Playing Basketball Jane & Don Joseph: Dating Everesters from Malaysia Hiking John & Kevin: Father/Son from Thailand Riding horses *The italicized* names are driving** Gabrielle & Lena: Heiress/Nanny from the Philippines [Currently in Last Place] Gabrielle: Oh gosh. It's manual, Mama Len. Lena: Oh no. Gabrielle: I know this one. Oh goodness. [conf] Gabrielle: I don't know how to drive manual cars. I only practiced driving it like 2 weeks before the race because I know we have to deal with it. I'm super used with automatic cars. Gabrielle: Oh no. Lena: You can do it, sweetie. Gabrielle: There. Finally. Lena: Oh, this is a really great way to start the race. Laughs Gabrielle: A bad omen, I must say. Laughs Patty & Ayah: Friends from Hong Kong Ayah: You are so kind, Patty. Laughs Patty: First impression lasts. We need to have a saintly figure even just for a few minutes. Laughs Ayah: Oh, whatever. I can't believe we're already going home. [conf] Ayah: When we read the clue. I was like, "It's too early to go home!!" Laughs We definitely need to win the Hong Kong leg. Patty: This is our leg, girl. Ayah: Definitely ours. Cici & Shebie: Beauty Queens from India Shebie: Shoot. My ankle hurts. Cici: I guess we have a rough start. Shebie: Definitely. And it's absolutely because of those fuglies. I can't believe they're here. They brought us bad luck again. I can't stand to see their faces anymore. Cici: They're like spooky shadows that won't leave us. Laughs Shebie: Agree. Susie & Andy: Mother/Son from Taiwan Andy: Mum, can you believe it? The beauty queens!! Susie: Of course I do believe. I saw them so why bother not to believe? Andy: Umm… Ok. Mum, I can see that there is still bitterness running in their veins. Susie: Yah. Maybe. Andy: Oh. If it's a rematch they're looking for, it's a rematch they'd get. John & Kevin: Father/Son from Thailand Kevin: I never knew Hong Kong is a co-host of the Olympics… John: Thanks to the Hong Kong girls. Kevin: Oh well. The clue doesn't say that we have to book to particular flights. It's completely up to us. John: Yah and I think we're getting the earliest flight. The other teams are probably lost right now. Kevin: Thanks to the kind local and your Mandarin skills. Uma & Cass: Dating from the Philippines Cass: Why are you driving so slowly? Goodness. We need to be in the earliest flight. Uma: It's too dark. We might bump into something. Cass: Gosh. Hurry up!! Uma: Okay. I will. Cass: Do you know where's the airport? Uma: No. You? Cass: Gosh! Then why are you speeding up? Uma: You said so!! Cass: Oh gosh. You're stressing me out. John & Kevin arrive first at the airport [Currently in 1^st Place] John: Oh, la, la. Airport. The sweet scent of the airport… Kevin: We have to book now, Dad. John: Let me do the talking… --------- John: What's the earliest flight to Hong Kong, Madame. A/C: Smiles Sir, there are actually two direct flights both departing at 9 pm, the Cathay Pacific and the Dragonair flights. John: Which one arrives the earliest? A/C: Both are expected to arrive at 12:45 am. John: Okay, we need two tickets with that of Cathay Pacific. A/C: All right. Here. John: Thank you, Madame. A/C: Smiles The other teams arrive Shebie: What flight did those fuglies pointing to Susie & Andy book? A/C: They got the Dragonair flight. Shebie: I don't want to share the same flight with them. They already sprained my ankle. I can't imagine what other bad luck they'd give us if we share the same flight. Cici: Let's take the Cathay Pacific flight then. Gabrielle & Lena: Heiress/Nanny from the Philippines Gabrielle: We're here, Mama Len. Lena: I hate riding in airplanes. It scrambles my intestines. Gabrielle: You have to get used to it. We still have 13 flights to take. Lena: 13? I'm gonna die. Gabrielle: That if we won't get eliminated early. [conf] Gabrielle: Mama Len is new to tasks, plane rides, travels, footraces, etc. But I chose her to be my partner because she's the only person that knows me very well. She knows me better than any of my friends and even my parents. I just love her so much. Jason & James: Best Friends from Malaysia James: Have you seen the Sailormoons? Jason: I have no idea where they are. James: Arrested by the airport police for inappropriate clothing, what do you think? Jason: I actually think they're cool. I love Voltes V and Detective Conan. James: It's just kinda inappropriate for a race like this. Allan: All teams except Cyrix & Myakka, are now flying 1,220 miles from Beijing to Hong Kong in 2 direct flights. In Dragonair flight are: Susie & Andy, Jane and Don Joseph, Sam Won & Jo Young, Alexis & Kim and Patty & Ayah. In Cathay Pacific flight are: John & Kevin, Jason & James, Cici & Shebie, Uma & Cass, Shan & Chin and Gabrielle & Lena. Once they land, they must get their marked cars and drive themselves 16 miles to Yee Hing Loong Fine Furniture & Chinese Art where they'll find their next clue. Cyrix & Myakka: Sisters/Cosplayers from Japan [Currently in Last Place] Myakka: I can't believe that local led us to the wrong airport (Xijiao Airport instead of Beijing Capital International Airport). We should have not listened to him. Cyrix: Are you blaming me? Myakka: No, I'm not. I'm just super disappointed. Cyrix: Do you think I'm happy that I have to drive extra miles to the right airport? Myakka: Calm down. Cyrix & Myakka FINALLY arrive at the right airport Myakka: I don't see other teams. This is bad. Cyrix: Oh my. ------- Cyrix: We need two tickets to Hong Kong. A/C: There are no more available flights tonight. The next flight to Hong Kong is tomorrow. Cyrix: Tomorrow?!? Oh gosh. --FOCUS ON THE WORRIED FACES OF THE COSPLAYERS- --SLOW MO AND COMMERCIAL BREAK- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c591zmeL7Aw Last Edited By: wakwakwak 04/29/08 11:41 PM. Edited 1 times.
wakwakwak		#12	[-]
Posts: 497 (04/29/08 11:51 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Myakka: I don't see other teams. This is bad. Cyrix: Oh my. ------- Cyrix: We need two tickets to Hong Kong. A/C: There are no more available flights tonight. The next flight to Hong Kong is tomorrow. Cyrix: Tomorrow?!? Oh gosh. Myakka: We're super screwed. Cyrix: No way. Myakka: Now, we are a thousand miles behind the other teams. There could be nothing as bad as that. 1 AM, HONG KONG --FOCUS ON HONG KONG'S COLORFUL CULTURE AND TOWERING SKYSCRAPERS- --FOCUS ON A PLANE ARRIVING- --IT'S THE DRAGONAIR FLIGHT CARRYING SAM WON & JO YOUNG, JANE & DON JOSEPH, PATTY & AYAH, SUSIE & ANDY AND ALEXIS & KIM- All 5 teams rush their way to the car park to get their cars Patty & Ayah: Friends from Hong Kong [Currently in 1^st Place] Patty: We know this airport very well. Talks to everyone Over here, guys!! We're from Hong Kong and we know where this place is. You can follow us. Andy: Mum, should we? Susie: Let's just follow them. Sam Won: We don't know where to go. Let's just trust them. Jo Young: I don't feel good about them. Sam Won: So, you don't wanna follow them? Jo Young: Let's just do. Kim: Let's follow the girls. Jane: We know where to go. We don't need their guide. Don Joseph: All right. Let's not waste our time following them. All teams in the first flight except Jane & Don Joseph follow the lead of Patty & Ayah The second batch of teams arrives and drives themselves to Yee Hing Loong Fine Furniture & Chinese Art Jane & Don Joseph arrive at Yee Hing Loong Fine Furniture & Chinese Art [Currently in 1^st Place] Jane: Hours of Operation: 9 AM to 9 PM. Damn. Don Joseph: At least we're first. Jane: It's nonsense, DJ. It will be a bunching point. By the way, where are the other teams? Don Joseph: The girls mislead the other teams for sure. Mean girls. Jane: Really mean. Alexis & Kim: Dating On and Off from Indonesia Alexis: Where are them? Kim: I don't see them anymore. Damn. They lost us. Alexis: We just probably didn't get our eyes close at them. Kim: Alexis, come on!! You're favoring those bit---- instead of me? I cannot believe you. Alexis: Okay. I believe in you. They're bit----. Big bit----. Kim: Look, the Koreans are there. They're pulling over and asking for direction. Sam Won & Jo Young: Dating from South Korea Jo Young: Do you know where this place is? Local: Yes. You take a left, and then in the intersection, you take another left. Jo Young: I got it. Thank you. Sam Won: You got direction, Youngie? Jo Young: Yes, oppa. I just wanna scrape those bit----'s faces right now. I hate them. Sam Won: Calm down, Youngie. Kim approaches the Koreans Kim: You lost the girls too, guys? Jo Young: Yes. Those bit---- actually misled us for goodness' sake. Kim: Karma's a bit--. Jo Young: Yah. Now let's see who's a bigger bit--, Karma or them. Kim: Do you know where to go? Jo Young: We do. Just follow us. Kim: You don't wanna lost us like they did, do you? Jo Young: Of course, we won't. Just follow us. Patty & Ayah: Friends from Hong Kong [Currently In 2^nd Place] Patty: Here we go, Ayah!! Ayah: Great job to us. We're so great. Patty: Yes, great we are. Ayah: The mountaineers are already here and it seems to be a bunching point. Patty: Damn. Jane & Don Joseph: Dating Everesters from Malaysia Jane: Here come the girls. Don Joseph: They're the early villains in this race. Jane: Too bad for them. Their efforts are useless. It's a bunching point. [Conf] Jane: Patty & Ayah, they're just the biggest bit---- in the race as of the moment. Their strategy sucks and they need some seminars from Don Joseph and myself. Laughs Patty & Ayah: Friends from Hong Kong Patty: We're stuck here and we got nothing else to do. Ayah: Let's just give the other teams their nicknames. Patty: Well, the teams who already have their nicknames are the "Retarded Beauty Queens" and the "Fuglies". Ayah: You are so mean. Patty: It's in their TAR season. I wasn't the one who gave it. Laughs Ayah: How about the Japanese girls. Patty: Well, I heard one of the Malaysians call them "Sailormoons". Both laugh Ayah: How about the Koreans? Patty: I call them "Lucky Girl and Unlucky Boy". Laughs Ayah: That is super mean. Laughs All 11 teams bunch up outside the art shop Patty: Guys, where did you go? You didn't follow us. Kim: Yah right, whispers bit----… Patty & Ayah both giggle Cici: The freaks are not yet here? Shebie: Lost, maybe. Cici: There's no way they're ahead of us. No way. --FOCUS ON A SKYSCRAPER AS DARKNESS TURNS TO LIGHT- 9:00 AM All 11 teams ready themselves outside the art shop Shop Personnel: Calm down. Don't rush. Don't be noisy. If you break something, you have to pay for it. All agreed and the shop is opened All teams find it hard to see the clue Cass: I don't see a clue box. Uma: The clue could be hidden all around the shop or inside the antique jars. Chin: Damn. Where is that? Sam Won & Jo Young: Dating from South Korea Jo Young: whispers Oppa, over here. Inside the jar - Sam Won: Great job. Jo Young: Shhh… Let's move to the other side and from there, let's go outside so that they'd assume we got the clue there. Sam Won: Okay. Hide the clue. John: The Koreans got it. Kevin: But it's not here. John: Oh, sneaky fellas. Sam Won & Jo Young rip 'n read clue [Currently In 1^st Place] Uma: Fast Forward. Allan: This is the first of only 5 fast forwards on the race. The team that can finish the fast forward first may skip all the other tasks and proceed directly to the pit stop. In this Fast Forward, the team who opt to do it must do skywalking in Macau Tower. Sam Won: Let's not take the Fast Forward. Jo Young: I think we should. You know, we need to start the race right and that is to be first. Sam Won: But it's in Macau. We have to ride a ferry for about an hour going there and then go back here for another 1-hour ride. Jo Young: The pit stop could be in Macau. We don't know. Sam Won: Okay. Let's do it. But what if other teams opt to do it too? Jo Young: Let's tell them. ------ Jo Young: to the other teams Guys, it's in that jar. We're taking the Fast Forward. Thank you. Lena: How nice of her. She told us where the clues are and then she said "Thank You". Gabrielle: You're so naïve, Mama Len. John: Oh. They're not sneaky at all. Jane & Don Joseph rip 'n read clue [Currently In 2^nd Place] Don Joseph: Fast Forward. No. ----------- Route Info: Don Joseph: Drive yourselves to Sai Kung Bay - Allan: Teams must now drive themselves 9 miles to Sai Kung Bay where they'll find their next clue. All the other teams get their clues and drive themselves to Sai Kung Bay Susie & Andy: Mother/Son from Taiwan Andy: Mum, can you believe this? We're doing this over and over again. Unbelievable. Susie: How many times do you have to ask me that question? Do you have any other better questions than that? Andy: Mum, calm down. Oh yeah. I have. Are you having your menopause right now? You seem to be so irritable. Susie: Do you want to see your intestine out of body? Andy: All right. Just kidding, Mum. Susie: Just kidding too, Son. I suffered for 9 months just to make you what you are now. I won't put that 9 months and a very painful hospital delivery to waste. Andy: You're such a joker, Mum. Susie: With the one I just said, it wasn't really a joke. But if you find it funny, so be it. [conf] Andy: Mum is growing old. She's having her menopausal stage so she's becoming irritable. But of course, I totally understand her situation. Laughs Gabrielle & Lena: Heiress/Nanny from the Philippines Gabrielle: This race is really unpredictable. I can't believe I'm seeing the beauty queens and the fuglies. Lena: Watch out for your words, sweetie. Don't be mean. Gabrielle: I'm not. They're really known to be the fuglies first dubbed by the Indian beauty queens. They were on TAR 16 before. Lena: I've no idea what you're talking about. Just keep on driving. --FOCUS ON AN AIRPLANE LANDING- --IT'S THE CATHAY PACIFIC 236 CARRYING CYRIX & MYAKKA- Cyrix & Myakka: Sisters/Cosplayers from Japan [Currently in Last Place] Cyrix: Myakka, the cars right over here. [conf] Cyrix: When we arrived in Hong Kong, we were just, "Okay, let's just finish at least one leg." [conf] Myakka: Yah. Hope was virtually gone for the both of us. --FOCUS ON SAM WON & JO YOUNG RIDING THE STAR FERRY TO MACAU- --FOCUS BACK ON THE 10 TEAMS GOING TO SAI KUNG BAY- Jason & James: Best Friends from Malaysia Jason: I don't see any other teams ahead or behind us aside from the boys (Shan & Chin) that we're following right now. James: They might be still lost or something. I don't know. Jason: I don't feel good about this, James. James: Calm down. I'm pretty confident that the cute boys are going the right way. Jason: You don't want to go to the right place. You just want to follow the boys. That's it, bitch. James: Oh you, whore. Both laugh [conf] Jason: James and I are like soulmates. We are meant for each other as friends forever. So, it's not really surprising if you hear us calling each other bitch and whore. We're just fooling around. Laughs Shan & Chin: Basketball Teammates from Singapore Chin: Are you sure this way's right? Shan: The local said so, so I'm pretty sure we're heading to the right way. Chin: I'm not feeling right about this one. Let's pull over and ask. Shan: Is this the way to the Sai Kung Bay? Local: No. The other way - Shan: Cool. Thank you. Chin: Shoot. You just wasted our time. --FOCUS ON SHAN & CHIN AND JASON & JAMES- --SLOW MO AND COMMERCIAL BREAK- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jutQL0DNstM&feature=related Last Edited By: