1. Amanda is illiterate. The symbols on the keyboard mean nothing to her.
2. Amanda is in Mexico trying to sneak "Oscar" back across the border.
3. Amanda is now trying to break into the movie business (i.e., Airhead Slaughter 5) and is too busy to attempt learning the alphabet.
She is the only person on the planet who could make Parvati look intelligent and sympathetic. Bigger (two-time) loser than Kathy.


















