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Posts: 1680 (04/26/08 1:44 PM) |
Right now the number #1 concern is the war.
Of course the other things are important too. That is why we are in the process of building up the Hilton Administration. But first and foremost, I am focusing on the war. |
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Us Kids Know |
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Posts: 5381 (04/26/08 1:51 PM) Registered user
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GnarlsInCharge wrote: Not really. |
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STFU RUDY |
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Posts: 2363 (04/26/08 2:14 PM) Registered user |
Can I be the Secretary of Transportation? I'll give you all a ride in my fly hoopty.
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GodIsAnAtheist |
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Posts: 3349 (04/26/08 2:31 PM) Registered user |
I second Rudy.
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Alffmix |
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Posts: 5472 (04/26/08 4:12 PM) Registered User |
I third Rudy.
I need to find a good image to represent AlffPoints. I was thinking about that Alf pog, but that's too generic...maybe a soaking pair of breasts barely covered by a racing t-shirt? |
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Madhackrviper |
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Posts: 1999 (04/26/08 9:30 PM) |
I have some comments to make, and since I am being VERY careful with my last two posts before 2000 be warned that this is thusly a very important post.
The following points I do have 1. I demand I position in this cabinet. Possiblely the official Ambassador to Fantasy Games Central as I am one of only a few posters here who also post there and Louie and Spn already have positions 2. I would like to point out that the war on OT terror was started by me in the incredibly important "You People Have No Right To Exist as a Separate Entity" thread, I would greatly appreciate some sort of recognition 3. I would like to offer a certain place called Great Round Robin [please PM me about this place Paris] as a location for posts that OT spies cannot and will not see 4. Paris I hereby congratulate you on your presidency, sorry for not voting I was on vacation and did not receive my absentee ballot. Thank you |
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Paris Hilton |
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Posts: 1683 (04/26/08 10:23 PM) |
STFU RUDY, I am officially giving you a job as Head of Transportation. That car sealed the deal!
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Posts: 7922 (04/26/08 10:29 PM) Guttersnipe |
ssts, y'all are SO cute!
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TW After Life |
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Posts: 247 (04/26/08 11:31 PM) |
Paris, I will take this job very seriously and will not let you down.
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Posts: 1634 (04/26/08 11:49 PM) |
I see my application has not been addressed. I can only assume that the security clearance is the reason for the delay. If there is a war, you want me on your
side. Trust me.
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GodIsAnAtheist |
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Posts: 3381 (04/26/08 11:58 PM) Registered user |
blondemss wrote: SHE IS A SPY! I WILL TORTURE HER BY SLEEPING WITH HER AND IGNORING HER CALLS FOR ONE WEEK UNTIL SHE FINALLY CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE AND BEGINS STALKING ME AND I LEAD HER STRAIGHT INTO A TRAP WHERE WE INTERROGATE HER USING ALL SORTS OF ILLEGAL METHODS UNTIL SHE SPILLS ALL OF THE SECRETS SHE KNOWS ABOUT THE OTERRORISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I just realized that it's too long to make into big letters, and so the capitals are kind of wasted, IMO. Damn.
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Paris Hilton |
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Posts: 1685 (04/27/08 12:10 AM) |
edgien23, sorry. I completely skipped over yours. You have the job as Staff Psychologist.
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edgein23 |
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Posts: 1636 (04/27/08 12:17 AM) |
Yay! I am honored and you won't regret it. I am a great team player and will do my best to serve my team with honor and integrity.
::ordering sign for office door and business cards:: |
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AidanAcello |
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Posts: 1261 (04/27/08 1:46 AM) |
I would like a Cabinet position, specifically the Secretary of Veterans Affairs kthxappointme
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Zesty66 |
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Posts: 346 (04/27/08 1:49 AM) |
Zesty66 wrote:
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Paris Hilton |
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Posts: 1688 (04/27/08 1:53 AM) |
OMG, how did I miss you too Zesty? I actually would LOVE you to be the Official Pet Keeper. This is important. I will be so busy doing president stuff that I
need someone to feed/water/groom/walk/etc my dogs.
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Paris Hilton |
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Posts: 1689 (04/27/08 1:54 AM) |
Aidan, what exactly would the Secretary of Veterans Affairs do?
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AidanAcello |
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Posts: 1262 (04/27/08 2:19 AM) |
As Secretary of Veterans Affairs, I will act as principal advocate for the veterans of Clubs That Suck, making sure they are provided with a nationwide system of health care services, benefits programs, national cemetaries, and a steady supply of kudos. When our veterans come home from the War against OTerror, it is only right that they are given their due. |
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yahdoo |
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Posts: 98 (04/27/08 2:54 AM) Registered user |
CAN I BE THE OFFICIAL HEAD OF STALKING?? Pretty Please??
Luvies SUPAMNEO |
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Zesty66 |
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Posts: 348 (04/27/08 3:09 AM) |
Paris Hilton wrote:
Yay, Thankyou! I will let you know if they fight...Tinkerbell has had her eyes on Tokyo's neck recently.. |
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