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So, even though the sordid details of Keith Olbermann's alleged sex life is way old news, Page Six did the job of reigniting our interest in Karma Bites and her blog, For This Relief Much Thanks. And with this interest, a kind gossipy reader pointed us to the really juicy parts of the blog dedicated to Olbermann's bed manners: The comments.

While we waste our whole day away looking for the links to the posts that actually contain these comments (which could take a while) we are going on blind faith that the reader who pulled these quotes from the "continued after the jump conversations" on Karma's blog isn't messin' around.

Warning: you may want to have some ginger ale at hand before continuing. These tid-bits are about what Mr. Olbermann was like in bed. (Like we said: ginger ale. Or a barf bag.)

"I pretended he knew what he was doing. I adored the guy, I didn't want him to think he was a dud in bed. He said the most egotistical and strangest thing I've ever heard after I faked an orgasm...

"This is the finger I use to write the show." I'm NOT kidding... He said it quite proudly. I didn't get the sense he was kidding about it."

Seriously? Ha. Maybe that would be hot if like Andy Samberg said it. Otherwise, that is the lamest thing we have ever, ever heard. Ever. And then there's this:

"He's not a good kisser. All he does is move his tongue rapidly from side to side. And he does not kiss without using his tongue."

Ok, we're sure there's more but that's about all we can handle. However, by all means, if you're comment trolling and you find a fave, email it to us (with the headline permalink!) or leave in the comments ... with a warning, please.

Update: We have links! Here is the comment section where he says is writing finger causes fake orgasms. Here's the one where she says he doesn't use a condom (great role model). Side to side tongue action here, and in this one, he makes some lame excuse about being allergic to Karma's pillows and so he has to leave. What a charmer!

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