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Posts: 39 (04/20/08 1:28 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	123. Wanda Shirk, Survivor Palau I don't know what it is about Wanda but she just grosses me out, lol. In addition to being old and ugly, she just has that attitude that is anything but sexual. I just can not imagine this woman having sex at all, lol. And I bet she smells bad. Of all the woman to ever make Survivor, she is the one i would want to sleep with the least. There have been older women than Wanda, there have been fatter women than Wanda, but there has been no one as hard-on killing as her in the history of the show - at least to me, lol 122. Denise Martin, Survivor China Denise is like the epitome of everything i detest, lol. She is fat, she is ugly, she is dykeish, and she has a mullet. lol, and i bet she smells bad too. The only thing keeping her from being ranked last is that she has big boobs, and i like big boobs, lol. and she is younger looking. i would screw Denise before i screwed wanda, if i had to choo choo choose, lol.
Mister Plum		#1	[-]
Posts: 1513 (04/20/08 1:30 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	LOL, this thread will be popular for sho. LOL @ Wanda being the last. At least Denise got a chance of being a .01 % of being fuckable.
STFU RUDY		#2	[-]
Posts: 2259 (04/20/08 1:31 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Zoe for the win! 123 more reasons to love LongCat
Us Kids Know		#3	[-]
Posts: 5171 (04/20/08 1:31 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I would fuck Wanda in a heartbeat over being in the same car as Dennis.
Bobby Jon goes apeshit		#4	[-]
Posts: 1095 (04/20/08 1:31 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
Mister Plum		#5	[-]
Posts: 1514 (04/20/08 1:32 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Cirie FTW.
NatalieCunialLulz		#6	[-]
Posts: 167 (04/20/08 1:33 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMG I for one cannot wait to find out who does and does not make your cat long (lol get it)
STFU RUDY		#7	[-]
Posts: 2261 (04/20/08 1:37 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Denise makes me wet.
GeneOkerlund27		#8	[-]
Posts: 2934 (04/20/08 1:44 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	so many alols in the opening post already
GeneOkerlund27		#9	[-]
Posts: 2935 (04/20/08 1:47 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	geneokerlund27 must post again to tell the thread starter that his opening post made geneokerlund27 alol perhaps the most he has ever from a sucks post yw!
LongCat200		#10	[-]
Posts: 40 (04/20/08 1:47 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	121. Debb Eaton, Survivor: Australian Outback OK, Debb is just creepy. She has red hair, a mullet, an annoying accent, and she fucks her stepson, lol. She is another one who i think probably smells bad, like rotting fish maybe??????????@ There really isn't much more to say about her. Her body isn't atrocious i guess but i still wouldn't want to see her naked. even without the stepson fucking and the gross poetry she would still rank low. 120. Zoe Zanadakis, Survivor Marquesas I can just find nothing at all attractive about Zoe Zanadakis. I think the facial ugliness is what scares me most about her, lol. The fact that I would fuck old fatties like Patricia Jackson or Souna Christopher over Zoe is not a good thing. i bet she smells like b.o. or old socks. She is fuggo to the x and i think she has to know it, lol. At least she doesn't fuck her stepson.
Us Kids Know		#11	[-]
Posts: 5173 (04/20/08 1:49 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I hope Lill makes it past the old lady bloodbath that's making up the lower portion of the list <3
Dan Down Under		#12	[-]
Posts: 2152 (04/20/08 1:53 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	<3 this thread even though Denise is truly the most repulsive thing ever to "grace" the earth.
Mister Plum		#13	[-]
Posts: 1517 (04/20/08 1:53 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I can't wait for the later results of this thread but as of now, I'm enjoying the list. I'm looking forward to KB's rank.
GeneOkerlund27		#14	[-]
Posts: 2938 (04/20/08 1:58 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SUEHAWKA would be so devastated after seeing Zoe so low D= remember zoe's NUDE calendar??!??!?!?!?!?
LongCat200		#15	[-]
Posts: 41 (04/20/08 2:02 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	119. Sonja Christopher, Survivor: Borneo I am probably mean for ranking a cancer survivor so low, but such is life, lol. I didn't do any research but this has to be the currently oldest woman in Survivor history. I don't like old women. This is why I would detest AMAI if i were ever to meet her. She only ranks this high because she is prettier than the people listed below her, lol. I bet she reeks of formeldahyde, lol. if i ever meet her in real life i hope she plays me a tune on her ukulele. 118. Patricia Jackson, Survivor Marquesas Patricia was fat old and bossy. I did not find this womna sexy AT ALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!@ She only ranks higher than the others because she has a less creepy backstory, and plus she looks like maybe she used to be pretty. jsyk, i am not entirely turned off by fat. i am a firm believer in more cushion for the pushin lol. That is why Patricia is more fuckable than the people below her. Last Edited By: LongCat200 04/20/08 2:12 AM. Edited 1 times.
LongCat200		#16	[-]
Posts: 42 (04/20/08 2:05 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	No I have not seen this nude calendar. o.o link plz????
SurvivorFanGP		#17	[-]
Posts: 7151 (04/20/08 12:16 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	LongCat. I want you. Cirie FTW ECKS. Who'd miss out on a chance to get CIRIEOWNED in the only good way? =O
Joaqenix		#18	[-]
Posts: 893 (04/20/08 2:31 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mmmmmm! That gif of Jamie and Peih-gee struggling to shove Denise and her huge fupa off the pier is one of the funniest ever.
Dyke Cruser		#19	[-]
Posts: 40 (04/20/08 2:36 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	LONGCATOWNAGE
GnarlsInCharge		#20	[-]
Posts: 1037 (04/20/08 2:37 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	LongCat200 wrote: 118. Patricia Jackson, Survivor Marquesas That is why Patricia is more fuckable than the people below her. I would like to be low her amirite fellas

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