merkyl wrote:
I'm willing since seems to be covering his eyes and ears so he won't face the truth about his pathetic, friendless life.
If I am willing to pay for friends why am I friendless now Vectyl? How does that make sense?
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merkyl wrote: If I am willing to pay for friends why am I friendless now Vectyl? How does that make sense? |
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Powers |
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Should I offer to give him $50 to bang his wife to "help out with the finances"? (That's the going rate, right merk?)
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merkyl |
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According to Mrs. Powers, yes.
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Endofthread |
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As I said a few pages ago, offering to pay for a separate room is the ultimate humiliation for them if they accept.
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merkyl |
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Oh, and constantly offer to pay for every little thing they need.
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r |
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Endofthread wrote:
You can't just assume that. Some people have no pride and do whatever they can to get by for free or at least really cheap even if they have money. In some cases people with pride are much less prideful when money is low and they have kids. It is not like he is buying them a house or something. |
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PieceOfSquash |
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powers, will you pay for me to fly to the next shitweasels convention?
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r |
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PieceOfSquash wrote: You will need to sign a contract detailing how devoted a friend you will be to powers as a result of the transaction. |
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PieceOfSquash |
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I am willing to stipulate minion services in at least the next 10 flamewars and will mole for him in no more than 3 private fora.
i'll cover the first round at applebees if he upgrades me to first class :D |
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PieceOfSquash wrote:
You are willing to be on the losing side in 10 flamewars? Now that IS devotion. |
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nomellons |
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When you agree to share the room ask them if they'll pitch in on the gift too.
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Powers |
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merkyl wrote: I like that suggestion.
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B DeBrun |
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This is really a NYC poster meet, eh?
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Powers |
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Yes. Yes it is.
Wanna come? We'll be at the W. |
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Dr Weems |
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Yeah Powers....ZIP IT!
we all get it it's finito |
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B DeBrun |
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Sounds grand. I'll ring Jeeves.
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BlackCatTux |
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Powers wrote:
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Powers |
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Seems like a lot of work when I can just tell them we're going to pass on their offer of sharing, but that we'd be happy to pay for their room if
it's not within their budget.
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Hamdingers |
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I'd weigh in on this, but I have no friends.
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Powers |
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Try paying them better.
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