Finally a new experience in life, but will my ass always be this sore?

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Bonestripper	Finally a new experience in life, but will my ass always be this sore?	Lead	[-]
Posts: 503 (04/15/08 12:40 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So I was waiting for the wife's plane to come in and I was hungry. I went to a Thai restaurant and ordered Pad Thai chicken Extra hot. My waiter was the owner and the following exchange happened "You want 5 Star?" "Yes 5 star" "It very hot maybe 4" "Nope I want it hot I want the 5" He leaves and come back "My wife ask you have 5 star before?" "Yes I have, just not here" "She say you only get 4 Star" "No 5" Good holy Christ it was hot. Most of the time it's never hot enough so I am used to being disappointed. Not this time, I finaly got what I asked for. My lips tingled my ears rang and my nose ran. I fucking loved it and took all (Pervs). Now as I site here holding an ice cream cone to my asshole I am wondering why oh why did I keep going. Lets talk hot food and spicy recipes
Vegazguy		#1	[-]
Posts: 10817 (04/15/08 12:41 PM) 10 per day, bitches! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	riveting.
Dr Weems		#2	[-]
Posts: 37302 (04/15/08 12:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Vegazguy is an expert on having a burning asshole.
Endofthread		#3	[-]
Posts: 3584 (04/15/08 12:44 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Tell us she ended up licking the cone, Bones.
Vegazguy		#4	[-]
Posts: 10819 (04/15/08 12:44 PM) 10 per day, bitches! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	yes. weems. what else?
speedyforme		#5	[-]
Posts: 7216 (04/15/08 12:55 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	sounds hot
StatelyWayneManor		#6	[-]
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WiscBadger95		#7	[-]
Posts: 10894 (04/15/08 1:05 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I had Cajun chicken and pasta at a place I go for lunch all the time that was so fucking hot it left my mouth numb. Now I order it every time I go in there and they've got it on the board (i.e. daily specials menu).
speedyforme		#8	[-]
Posts: 7217 (04/15/08 1:07 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	why do people enjoy spicy food that leaves you in pain? food just isn't enjoyable when you sweat and can't taste anymore
Endofthread		#9	[-]
Posts: 3589 (04/15/08 1:12 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	speedyforme wrote: why do people enjoy spicy food that leaves you in pain? food just isn't enjoyable when you sweat and can't taste anymore Prolly the same men that enjoy anal sex, speed.
speedyforme		#10	[-]
Posts: 7218 (04/15/08 1:14 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	^ I knew that was cuming
WiscBadger95		#11	[-]
Posts: 10895 (04/15/08 1:17 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	speedyforme wrote: why do people enjoy spicy food that leaves you in pain? food just isn't enjoyable when you sweat and can't taste anymore For the hallucinations that come afterward ....
The Purple Parrot		#12	[-]
Posts: 5255 (04/15/08 1:29 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I accidentally ate a really spicy pepper that was cooked into my food at PF Chang's... A little piece of me died.
Bonestripper		#13	[-]
Posts: 504 (04/15/08 1:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I have always loved spicy food but usualy only get very spicy when I cook at home. It was a pleasure and pain all at the same time to find a place that knows spicy
LaurenTheLush		#14	[-]
Posts: 866 (04/15/08 1:44 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The soreness goes away usually after the third or fourth time.
Vegazguy		#15	[-]
Posts: 10822 (04/15/08 1:46 PM) 10 per day, bitches! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
squashthebeef		#16	[-]
Posts: 12602 (04/15/08 1:55 PM) super badass Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You should have refused to pay for it because it was too hot.
jessica has spoken		#17	[-]
Posts: 6095 (04/15/08 2:01 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ice cream ass lolz I can honestly say that I have never eaten a crawfish that was too spicy. I ate at this place called Fezzo's the other day. We split 3 pounds as an appetizer. I almost died. After about two bites, I could not see because my eyes were watering so badly. I had to quit eventually. I mean, they were fucking hot. But damn, it burned so good.
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Posts: 1697 (04/15/08 2:03 PM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Time to be singing: My ass has a burning ring of fire
JVL58		#19	[-]
Posts: 232 (04/15/08 2:04 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I love hot food, but there has to be flavor with it too, just can't eat for heat. I make my way to Hatch NM every September for my years worth of hatch chiles. Don't eat the little red fuckers in PF Chang's food, they will hurt ya!
JVL58		#20	[-]
Posts: 233 (04/15/08 2:05 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	is crawfish a food?