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The Annoying Hater		#421	[-]
Posts: 669 (05/07/08 1:44 PM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Quaffetti wrote: Where does Hillary find $6.4 million to lend herself? Being a senator doesn't pay that much. I know she's a lawyer, but I don't think she's really ever worked much. How does she come up with this money? And more importantly, how stupid do you have to be to keep throwing money into a losing cause? The Clintons made a lot through book deals, and speeches.
Strange Flute	Hillary Clinton: The Psycho Ex-Girlfriend of the Democratic Party	#422	[-]
Posts: 2125 (05/08/08 4:23 AM) Registered user More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It's 3:00 AM. The Democratic Party is sleeping peacefully when it hears its phone buzz on the night stand. It rolls over and sees "Hillary" on the caller ID. It pauses briefly, considering pushing "END" and not dealing with this shit tonight. The thought is appealing but the Democratic Party knows that if it doesn't take this call, another one is only minutes away. DEMS: ...Hello? Hillary: Hey baby. DEMS: C'mon Hillary. Enough with this. Hillary: Don't you get it? You NEED me. DEMS: No, I don't. It was fun while it lasted but I'm with Barack now. I made my choice, it's done. Hillary: You can't really mean that. How can you say that after all the good times we had? DEMS: To be honest, I started hanging out with you because Bill's pretty awesome. Hillary: But I'm just like Bill! DEMS: No, you're not. Bill is charismatic, inspiring, and gets me really good weed. Hillary: Fuck you. You're elitist! DEMS: I'm going back to sleep. Hillary: No, no, wait. I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. Listen... there's still got to be a chance. Remember when people told George W it was all over. When the numbers were against him? DEMS: Yeah but... Hillary: Remember?! And remember how everyone said America didn't really want to be with George W? But they stuck it out anyway? DEMS: Yeah and they're really fucked up now, Hillary. Hillary: But WE'LL make it work. Forget Barack, baby. Just take me back and we can forget this ever happened. DEMS: Look, I think you're a really good Senator... let's just keep it that way, OK? Hillary: ...I'll see you at the convention. DEMS: No! Hillary I told you... CLICK DEMS: Dammit. Crazy bitch. (C&P from some blog)
BobbyBrown06		#423	[-]
Posts: 8343 (05/08/08 11:22 AM) Registered user More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Now who's playing the race card? (CNN) - In what appear to be the New York senator's most blunt comments to date regarding a racial division in the Democratic presidential race, Hillary Clinton suggested Wednesday that "White Americans" are increasingly turning away from Barack Obama's candidacy. "I have a much broader base to build a winning coalition on," Clinton said in an interview with USA TODAY. Clinton cited an Associated Press poll "that found how Senator Obama's support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening again, and how whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me." "There's a pattern emerging here," she said. Exit polls from Tuesday's primaries in Indiana and North Carolina show Clinton won about 60 percent of the white vote in both states. That percentage is down from the Ohio primary on March 4, in which Clinton won upwards of 65 percent of the white vote. Meanwhile, Clinton garnered 63 percent of the white vote in Pennsylvania on April 22. Speaking with the paper, Clinton rejected the notion her comments were racially divisive in any way. "These are the people you have to win if you're a Democrat in sufficient numbers to actually win the election," she said. "Everybody knows that." Obama spokesman Bill Burton called Clinton's statements "not true and frankly disappointing."
merkyl		#424	[-]
Posts: 52675 (05/08/08 11:24 AM) Registered loser More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It's not the race card if it's true. Whitey don't want no angry negro in the white house.
Angela in WI		#425	[-]
Posts: 22069 (05/08/08 11:28 AM) Registered User More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Now that, my friends, should scare the hell outta you.
dennydoylelives		#426	[-]
Posts: 2273 (05/08/08 11:36 AM) Registered User More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	BobbyBrown06 wrote: Now who's playing the race card? (CNN) - "I have a much broader base..." Clinton said in an interview with USA TODAY. Is that PC talk for "My ass is really fucking fat"?
DykeNotreLindaLulz4Life333		#427	[-]
Posts: 7 (05/08/08 12:05 PM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Nothing says broad appeal like getting powned in 30 + states and counting. How can the dems fight the terrorist and global warming if they can't tell 1 power hungry bitch enough is enough . Why are these spineless jellyfish letting her ruin the Democratic party. Last Edited By: DykeNotreLindaLulz4Life333 05/08/08 12:10 PM. Edited 1 times.
dennydoylelives		#428	[-]
Posts: 2275 (05/08/08 12:19 PM) Registered User More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Maybe it's some parsing of "My base only consists of broads." In other news: Obama plans to declare victory May 20 David Paul Kuhn Thu May 8, 5:55 AM ET Not long after the polls close in the May 20 Kentucky and Oregon primaries, Barack Obama plans to declare victory in his bid for the Democratic presidential nomination. And, until at least May 31 and perhaps longer, Hillary Clinton's campaign plans to dispute it. It's a train wreck waiting to happen, with one candidate claiming to be the nominee while the other vigorously denies it, all predicated on an argument over what exactly constitutes the finish line of the primary race. The Obama campaign agrees with the Democratic National Committee, which pegs a winning majority at 2,025 pledged delegates and superdelegates--a figure that excludes the penalized Florida and Michigan delegations. The Clinton campaign, on the other hand, insists the winner will need 2,209 to cinch the nomination--a tally that includes Florida and Michigan. "We don't accept 2,025. It is not the real number because that does not include Florida and Michigan," said Howard Wolfson, one of Clinton's two chief strategists. "It's a phony number." Wolfson said they intend to contest the DNC's 2,025 number "every day," as well as any declaration of victory made by Obama based upon that number, because it does not include Florida and Michigan. In January, Clinton won both states by wide margins when Obama did not actively contest them. The two states were stripped of their delegates for holding early primaries not sanctioned by the Democratic National Committee...
FREE FREE X BILKIS		#429	[-]
Posts: 100 (05/08/08 12:36 PM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	woot easiest presidential race to win in the history of time is gonna end up lost because of hillary clinton
Bonestripper		#430	[-]
Posts: 528 (05/08/08 12:41 PM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why are these spineless jellyfish letting her ruin the Democratic party You should read your own words outloud
BobbyBrown06		#431	[-]
Posts: 8344 (05/08/08 1:08 PM) Registered user More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	merkyl wrote: It's not the race card if it's true. Whitey don't want no angry negro in the white house. So a race that is about 12% of the US population is dominating the vote for Obama in all these contests? It couldn't possibly be that the Clintons wants you to be believe blue-collar Pennsylvania and Ohio speak for the rest of White America. Hilary don't want no angry negro in the white house.
merkyl		#432	[-]
Posts: 52687 (05/08/08 1:10 PM) Registered loser More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Well when you factor out all the honkies with liberal white guilt.
Mister Yuck		#433	[-]
Posts: 2833 (05/08/08 1:12 PM) Registered User More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh shut up. That's character assassination, pure and simple. The reason you are the WORST political poster in this forum is your tendency to jump on cult of personality bandwagons. Figure out where you fit into society and then vote accordingly on the issues.
rugslug		#434	[-]
Posts: 6438 (05/08/08 1:14 PM) Registered user More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If pointing out that white people are voting for Hillary in increasing numbers is playing the race card, aren't pollsters the ones playing the card because they are the ones who break down elections by race.
BobbyBrown06		#435	[-]
Posts: 8345 (05/08/08 1:18 PM) Registered user More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mister Yuck wrote: Oh shut up. That's character assassination, pure and simple. The reason you are the WORST political poster in this forum is your tendency to jump on cult of personality bandwagons. Figure out where you fit into society and then vote accordingly on the issues. Was that directed at me? I know where I fit and I vote on an number of criteria, including issues. Thank you.
merkyl		#436	[-]
Posts: 52688 (05/08/08 1:19 PM) Registered loser More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Skin color isn't an issue.
BobbyBrown06		#437	[-]
Posts: 8346 (05/08/08 1:23 PM) Registered user More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I don't like Barrack because he's black / my liberal white guilt. Thank you as well.
merkyl		#438	[-]
Posts: 52689 (05/08/08 1:25 PM) Registered loser More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Well to an educated person their polices are almost identical, what else could it be?
BobbyBrown06		#439	[-]
Posts: 8347 (05/08/08 1:39 PM) Registered user More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Barrack isn't old-washington and appears to be someone I can trust unlike slimey Hill Clinton. What happened to the republicans hatred for all things Clinton anyway? Does your hatred for the black man overpower that?
PassionatePiscesMan		#440	[-]
Posts: 4702 (05/08/08 1:44 PM) Registered User More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Flash - Bill Clinton No longer the black president

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