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Andy Rooney shopping for fruit was the funniest thing I've ever seen
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Posts: 12531 (12/15/08 3:09 PM) Registered user |
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The Purple Parrot |
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Posts: 8209 (12/15/08 7:26 PM) Registered user |
The letter-reading segment that I had to watch because Survivor was a friggin half an hour late had me thinking that he read this thread.
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WiscBadger95 |
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Posts: 13580 (03/22/09 6:53 PM) Registered user |
"Do ever wonder why I'm still alive? Well, I've made a deal with Satan."
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Fcuk You ywia |
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Posts: 2127 (03/22/09 6:57 PM) Registered User |
My friend and I watch Andy Rooney together and always wonder what the fuck we are hearing. He's like a subtle mindfuck if you actually pay attention to
what he's saying, and he's so fucking serious about it.
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Duke of Nerd |
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Posts: 1789 (03/22/09 7:00 PM) I need a hobby |
"Some people have a lot of watches but I don't wear a watch."
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Fcuk You ywia |
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Posts: 2128 (03/22/09 7:02 PM) Registered User |
My favorite was the segment on people carrying things. It was awhile ago, but something along these lines:
"Everyone is always carrying something. Why? When was the last time you went somewhere when you weren't holding something?" The one about men not wearing ties anymore is one that stands out in my mind as well. |
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Geish |
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Posts: 869 (03/22/09 7:07 PM) Registered user |
curmudgeon love
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SwineForkbeard |
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Posts: 2156 (03/22/09 8:26 PM) Registered user
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I walked past him on the street on his way to the office once. With his slouchy posture, I'd say he's about three feet tall.
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WiscBadger95 |
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Posts: 13581 (03/23/09 9:12 AM) Registered user |
Jesus H. Christ. I wasn't sure how old he was, so I checked. The old goat turned 90 last January. Fuck, why didn't I pick him for my deathpool? Well,
if he makes it through this year, he's going on my list next year.
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Otch |
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Posts: 363 (03/23/09 9:54 AM) |
So in 10 years he gets to be on the Smuckers Jar with Willard (that's if Willard is still around). I call that as the end of days. When the 2 titans of
incredible unbreakable contracts collide.
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The Purple Parrot |
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Posts: 9608 (03/23/09 11:23 AM) Registered user |
WiscBadger95 wrote:Oh, I put him on my list. He's right at the top. |
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pinkdolphin |
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Posts: 8223 (03/24/09 8:53 AM) Registered User |
Me too. I had to go back and check.
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ZombieLinda |
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Posts: 7956 (07/12/09 6:09 PM) |
YAY ITS BACK
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JasonSiskaLulz |
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Posts: 2486 (07/12/09 6:10 PM) |
WHAT THE HELL IS A PLUOT DOGGUM IT
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 3787 (07/12/09 6:13 PM) Registered User |
You have to love they just give an old man a segment for his ramlings.
I only want one or two bananas. |
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ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 36292 (07/12/09 6:14 PM) Registered user |
I never have a problem buying one or two bananas. Just rip them off the bunch.
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Meanpeoplesuck1 |
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Posts: 2899 (07/12/09 6:54 PM) Registered user |
I actually caught this segment tonight. LMAO.
Nonsensical rambling old man. |
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sawsuage |
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Posts: 3956 (07/12/09 7:04 PM) Jimmy Dean |
it was king of sad watching his shaky old man hands handle that fruit.
and when i saw it this thread was the first thing i thought of. |
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overweightbrigade |
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Posts: 2 (07/12/09 8:13 PM) |
I HOPE HE SHOPS FOR MICROWAVABLE BROWNIES IN THE NEXT EPISODE
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DaveSoGay |
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Posts: 5365 (07/12/09 8:44 PM) Registered user |
You can always tell when Big Brother or Amazing Race is delayed, because someone starts an Andy Rooney thread.
At least when I see his ugly face on the screen, it lets me know Big Brother is only minutes away. |
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- The Dump
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- In Memory, 9/11/01
