*Baboon snatches 50 Pula from money pouch* 99-50 Pula
JP: What the fuck. We're black you, you, you...monkey.
JP: What the fuck. We're black you, you, you...monkey.
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Wan & Chung's TAR: The COMPLETE First Season!
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Dan Down Under |
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Posts: 2442 (05/17/08 2:07 PM) Registered user |
*Put Cheetah on start line and fire starting gun*
Ignatius: Look at that, the sun's setting. Isabella: Oh great. I bet we'll get robbed. Confessional Isabella: By then I could tell that it was pretty much over for us. Ignatius: It sucks but...what can you do? It's funny how we were taken out by one of both tasks that were completely out of our hands. Isabella: Meh. That's the way the cookie crumbles. No million dollars for us then... Alexis: COOKIE!?
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Katsuya |
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Posts: 1605 (05/17/08 2:08 PM) Registered user |
1st Tyra & Janice / Fierce Divas (Level 5)
2nd Celeste & Collete / Twin Sisters (NickF227) 3rd Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) 4th Gil & Katherine / Co-Workers (Kitty Pryde1) 5th Ax & Tobias / Uncle & Nephew (oh ehm gee) 6th Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) 
PIT STOP: Teams must now end the leg where it began, and run up the nearby Kgale Hill, where Wan & Chung will be waiting at the mat. Teams must, however, avoid being attacked by the wild baboons that live on Kgale Hill - for this purpose, teams may rent either Leonard the Hook-Nosed Sea Snake or Danny the Dog from Wan & Chung to protect them from being attacked on the way up the hill. The last team to check in...WILL be eliminated. Post *Run up to the summit and check in on the mat* and post remaining cash 7th JP & Steve / City Council Members (yope3041) 8th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) Post *Baboon snatches 50 Pula (or lesser denomination if less than 50 remaining) from money pouch* Post *Run up second part of Kgale Hill* Post *Get tripped up by a Baboon* Post *Hire Leonard/Danny* (-60) (If both have been taken, then you can either wait for them to return or try and climb Kgale Hill anyway. You can hire either animal and post the next stage in the same post) Post *Run up the first part of Kgale Hill* Post *Run to the base of Kgale Hill* Post *Cheetah wins and receive clue* DOING CHEETAH: 9th Ignatius & Isabella / Long-Distance Dating (Dan Down Under) Post *Choose Cheetah (1) (2) (3) (4)* (X) |
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Posts: 1331 (05/17/08 2:08 PM) |
*Run up to the summit and check in on the mat*
21 ending money |
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yope3041 |
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Posts: 521 (05/17/08 2:09 PM) |
Run up to the summit and check in on the mat* 49 Remaining
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Posts: 837 (05/17/08 2:09 PM) |
Closing confessional
Ax: We got 5th place. "Tobias": Yes, but we're broke. Ax: And...Tobias managed to get out of Algeria without causing any unnecessary attention towards us. "Tobias": Yes, but I still hate you. Ax: And, um, Temrash managed to get Kandrona in him, so he should be good for another three days. "Tobias": I still hate you. However, we need each other. Ax: So we've decided to make a truce for now. "Tobias": We'll try and work together until the race is over. Ax: Yep. And he'll be observing things to find a different host to inhabit. "Tobias" *alone*: And then I'll take this body and see what being a national hero is really all about. I mean, really, a truce? Ax: *alone* And then I'll lock Temrash in the woods for three days and kill him. I mean, really, a truce? |
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Dan Down Under |
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Posts: 2443 (05/17/08 2:10 PM) Registered user |
*Choose Cheetah 1*
Isabella: And I try, oh my God do I try. I try all the time in this institution. Ignatius: And I pray, oh my God do I pray. I pray every single day for a revolution. Isabella: This isn't a fucking duet. |
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Posts: 1774 (05/17/08 2:11 PM) Registered user |
 So long Isabella & Ignatius. This sucks, they were like the
funniest team here. And I need as many other sleep-deprived Aussies as I can get to back me up.
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Katsuya |
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Posts: 1606 (05/17/08 2:12 PM) Registered user |
Wan: Oooh, footrace up a hill.
Chung: Not just any hill - Kgale Hill. Wan: And what relevance does that have? Chung: None. But there's a bandadged up lil' black dude running to us at high speed. Marvin: YES! Harry: I'm GAY! I mean, we did it! Wan: ...Please, I'm the most convincing faux-gay ever. You're team number seven. Chung: Here come two slightly larger black guys. JP: This is campaign weight! Steve: It makes us look better! Wan: ...sure. JP: Overuse of ellipsis, much? Wan: Possibly. You're team number eight. 1st Tyra & Janice / Fierce Divas (Level 5) 2nd Celeste & Collete / Twin Sisters (NickF227) 3rd Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) 4th Gil & Katherine / Co-Workers (Kitty Pryde1) 5th Ax & Tobias / Uncle & Nephew (oh ehm gee) 6th Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) 7th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) 8th JP & Steve / City Council Members (yope3041)
PIT STOP: Teams must now end the leg where it began, and run up the nearby Kgale Hill, where Wan & Chung will be waiting at the mat. Teams must, however, avoid being attacked by the wild baboons that live on Kgale Hill - for this purpose, teams may rent either Leonard the Hook-Nosed Sea Snake or Danny the Dog from Wan & Chung to protect them from being attacked on the way up the hill. The last team to check in...WILL be eliminated. Post *Run up Kgale Hill to the summit and check in on the mat* and post remaining cash 9th Ignatius & Isabella / Long-Distance Dating (Dan Down Under) Post *Choose Cheetah (1) (2) (3) (4)* (X) |
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Posts: 1028 (05/17/08 2:13 PM) |
God, this is depressing to watch. Goodbye Dan, I hope you stick around a little longer.
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Dan Down Under |
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Posts: 2444 (05/17/08 2:14 PM) Registered user |
*Run up Kgale Hill to the summit and check in on the mat*
288 BWP Isabella: Sorry random Asian skanks. We're a bit late. Ignatius: Yeah. We're sorry to go but meh, at least I'll still have Bessie *pulls out horse's head* Isabella: AH! Anyway, it's clear Iggy and I are never going to work out. Ignatius: Yeah but...if we had more time on the race...who knows? Isabella: As if loser. Ignatius: You're the best Isabella. Isabella: Thanks cuntface. I really mean it. *both hug* |
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Posts: 838 (05/17/08 2:15 PM) |
Sorry Dan. Hopefully Bella and Ig take Sequesterville by storm. (And post the accompanying skits).
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yope3041 |
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Posts: 522 (05/17/08 2:16 PM) |
Damn you Funkey, you tricked me. You post one post behind me everytime, then in the last post you're all like "Oh yeah, I can post fast too."
Closing Confessional: JP: I don't know if my middle-aged heart can continue to take this. Steve: Seriously, a second to last place finish is not a pattern we wish to continue. JP: On the other hand, we aren't eliminated... Steve: True dat. JP: We are so bad at footraces. Steve: Naw that's just me sorry. JP: We were in first for a long time. Steve: Let's not ever choose luck again. That is so hard to watch. |
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maximillian |
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Posts: 1029 (05/17/08 2:16 PM) |
I think it's really tiring playing as Melanie & Cynthia. I need people to tell me if my skits are getting too much and too explicit. This is for the sake of young posters here *eyeing Nick*. |
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Katsuya |
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Posts: 1607 (05/17/08 2:16 PM) Registered user |
Isabella: Ohmygod...this sucks.
Ignatius: Well, at least I did it with you. Isabella: Huh? Ignatius: HA, last minute evil swerve to make you feel even worse about this! Chung: Um, can you walk on to the mat please so we can make this official? Isabella: *sob* Fine... Wan: Unlucky bitches, you're the last team to arrive. And I'm happy to tell you that... You have the honour of being eliminated by me. Ta ta, whorefaces! Ignatius: Man...this is...wow. Isabella: NO FAIR! 1st Tyra & Janice / Fierce Divas (Level 5) 2nd Celeste & Collete / Twin Sisters (NickF227) 3rd Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) 4th Gil & Katherine / Co-Workers (Kitty Pryde1) 5th Ax & Tobias / Uncle & Nephew (oh ehm gee) 6th Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) 7th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) 8th JP & Steve / City Council Members (yope3041) 9th Ignatius & Isabella / Long-Distance Dating (Dan Down Under) - WANLIMINATED |
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Posts: 523 (05/17/08 2:18 PM) |
maximillian wrote: You, my friend, chose very difficult characters to play as. If I was you, I'd try to bring it down a level. Don't stray from the basic explicit words. At least in my opinion. I think Nick'll be fine though. |
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Posts: 839 (05/17/08 2:20 PM) |
You have the honour of being eliminated by me. Ta ta, whorefaces!This was read as "horsefaces" by oh ehm gee, which provided many lolz in the face of this sad situation. *plays music from Bowling Moms' NEL* (that doo-doo-doooo-dun-dun-dun-doooooo music) |
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Posts: 1332 (05/17/08 2:20 PM) |
Closing Confessional: Marvin: This was one tough fucking leg. Harry: That's because you took so long on the roadblock. Marvin: That's not my fault. Funkey's internet broke down every couple of minutes. Harry: At least we're not eliminated. Plus, we outran the politicians to the pit stop - that was fun.
Harry: So are you really okay with the gay thing. Marvin: Sure thing, man. It's no big deal. You can still mack as hard as me - you'll just have to mack on guys. Harry: Thanks for being understanding. I know my family won't be accepting. They have this whole "blood line" thing they worry about. Marvin: I'm sure they'll come to accept it. Harry: I'm just hoping that personality I ordered arrives before the next leg. Marvin: It sure would help. In any event, I'm glad I won't have to deal with the Mormon on future legs. He creeped me out. Harry: His partner sure was hot though. Marvin: ???????????????????????????
Funkey: Tough luck, Dan! I thought it would be me! |
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Posts: 2445 (05/17/08 2:21 PM) Registered user |
:'(
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Posts: 840 (05/17/08 2:22 PM) |
^^^ (directed to Harry/Marvin)
Ax: As someone who skews slightly asexual but who is a member of a royal family, might I suggest the use of a concubine? Or perhaps a "beard"? "Tobias": What do you know about hookers? Ax: When you're years away from inheriting the Andalite throne, you have to find things to pass the time. |
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