OFFICIAL Election Thread for the Clubs Presidency (colorful Q on p. 13)

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JasonSiskaLulz	OFFICIAL Election Thread for the Clubs Presidency (colorful Q on p. 13)	Lead	[-]
Posts: 367 (04/09/08 3:04 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Okay since there seems to be much controversy and partisan strife revolving around leadership of this esteemed forum I JasonSiskaLulz have decided to oversee in a fair and impartial manner the first election for the Presidency of Clubs. Plz officially announce your candidacy here kthx! List of Candidates and Running Mates goes here yw LongCat200/Madhackrviper kthxgj! Us Kids Know/TW4Life kthxgj! STFU RUDY kthxbye! FREE X BILKIS kthxwb! louie77/Osten Carty kthxgj! nickdaghost kthxgj! HumongousKidsKnownage kthxgj! Paris Hilton kthxgj! UPDATE ZOMG: the candidates' edgic ratings so far yw! figure out who has the winner edit Once we have enough candidates we will begin the primary election process with the TW4Life Mister KFC caucuses, followed by the pivotal Us Ghosts Know primary, and then some other stuff, idk probs trivia. YW!!!!! Last Edited By: JasonSiskaLulz 04/13/08 1:01 PM. Edited 24 times.
GeneOkerlund27		#1	[-]
Posts: 2867 (04/09/08 3:08 PM) kthxsubnic Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	WILL WE HAVE THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE
suckshardcore		#2	[-]
Posts: 12702 (04/09/08 3:08 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What does the President have to do? Can I just crown myself Emperor 4 lyfe a la Napoleon?
TW4Life		#3	[-]
Posts: 1691 (04/09/08 3:09 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I would like to announce my availability as a Vice Presidential running mate to those who are interested in running for President. At this point in my posting career I'm not ready for the Presidency but feel that I could be of great service to this forum as VP.
STFU RUDY		#4	[-]
Posts: 2157 (04/09/08 3:10 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	LongCat200 wrote: I nominate myself for this prestigious honor! OMG, I second this!!1!
JasonSiskaLulz		#5	[-]
Posts: 368 (04/09/08 3:10 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mr. 27: idk probably not but i might m0rph and decide to do it after all if it seems like it would be colorful Ms. Core: the president's duties include but are not limited to: looking good in a sash, being commander-in-chief of an army of ghosties, and starting at least one colorful ranking list per year in office ETA also the president must periodically flame CoconutPhone Last Edited By: JasonSiskaLulz 04/09/08 5:03 PM. Edited 2 times.
Osten Carty		#6	[-]
Posts: 3962 (04/09/08 3:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Due to risk of assassination, I would like to announce that I will not run for president of clubs. However, should the role of Maharaja become available, I would gladly take the role of high king.
United Kingdoms Know		#7	[-]
Posts: 10 (04/09/08 3:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Are there citizenship requirements?
STFU RUDY		#8	[-]
Posts: 2158 (04/09/08 3:34 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Do President of Clubs watch the APPRENTICE????
SurvivorFanGP		#9	[-]
Posts: 6671 (04/09/08 3:40 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Can I be nominated for the town whore?
JasonSiskaLulz		#10	[-]
Posts: 370 (04/09/08 3:44 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ms. Know: sadly yes but you can run for Prime Minister of Clubs yw Mr. Rudy: only if they are willing to support Piersownage Mr. GP: town whore is an appointed position therefore you must choose the presidential candidate you think is most likely to appoint you official whore.
Ghostie Aidan		#11	[-]
Posts: 13 (04/09/08 4:07 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What are the hours required? I have to be home before dark.
spnintendo		#12	[-]
Posts: 2370 (04/09/08 4:22 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SurvivorFanGP wrote: Can I be nominated for the town whore? I seriously need a quickie. What's the nightly rate?
OnlyMatthew		#13	[-]
Posts: 1039 (04/09/08 4:26 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'll create a witty daily show about the ongoing politics of Clubs
STFU RUDY		#14	[-]
Posts: 2163 (04/09/08 4:29 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SFGP, aren't you like 15? O_o
SurvivorFanGP		#15	[-]
Posts: 6681 (04/09/08 4:33 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	spnintendo wrote: SurvivorFanGP wrote: Can I be nominated for the town whore? I seriously need a quickie. What's the nightly rate? Ten cents a night and five cents for just a quickie are usually my charges. SFGP, aren't you like 15? O_o Slightly older, but you never ask a prostitute for their age. I'M OFFENDED.
STFU RUDY		#16	[-]
Posts: 2168 (04/09/08 4:41 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	And just so you know, he only accepts payment in nickels.
Us Kids Know		#17	[-]
Posts: 4893 (04/09/08 4:49 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I hereby officially invite TW to join my ticket. That's right sluts, you're looking at future Us Presidents Know.
SurvivorFanGP		#18	[-]
Posts: 6686 (04/09/08 4:54 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	And just so you know, he only accepts payment in nickels.
AidanAcello		#19	[-]
Posts: 1057 (04/09/08 4:54 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	omg LongCat vs. UKK, an election for the ages!!!!!
SurvivorFanGP		#20	[-]
Posts: 6687 (04/09/08 4:56 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This'll be even more predictable than the current Obama/Cliton race. sends ballot in for LongCat LongCat Do you ever dated black girl?