They are having a casting call May 3rd up in Phoenix again, and like a sucker, I'm gonna go. Let's hope I at least get one fucking call back this time.
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I'm Applying...Again!!
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Posts: 14370 (04/07/08 4:51 PM) Registered User |
You wouldn't pass the psychological tests. Plus you have to leave home , so that would pose a problem.
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Posts: 5223 (04/07/08 5:03 PM) Registered User |
If BB10 can be played on the internet, I guess you could be chosen.
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Posts: 7351 (04/07/08 5:05 PM) Guttersnipe |
yay jumpy! *I* for one am wholeheartedly rooting for you
could be the first live gameshow murder you commit :) |
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Posts: 22589 (04/07/08 5:12 PM) |
I so called it. |
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Posts: 4452 (04/07/08 5:47 PM) |
I hope you make it StarJumper. Good luck.
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 Paris Hilton |
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Posts: 1301 (04/07/08 5:49 PM) |
We'll be rooting for you...
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One mean spider |
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Posts: 3011 (04/07/08 5:51 PM) Registered User |
Good luck Jumpy!
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Posts: 14541 (04/07/08 5:54 PM) >: | |
JUMPY FOR BIG BROTHER TEN!
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Posts: 22591 (04/07/08 5:57 PM) |
Make sure you start your audition with "HEY GANG IT'S ME"!!!
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Posts: 1303 (04/07/08 5:58 PM) |
Lets turn this thread into an advice thread for his application.
-Tell them you have a family member you havent talked to in 2+ years. |
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Posts: 1380 (04/07/08 6:02 PM) |
If you have a 10 inch dick make sure you pull it out.
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Posts: 7354 (04/07/08 6:03 PM) Guttersnipe |
well, in fairness dt, that's ALWAYS good advise
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Posts: 1493 (04/07/08 6:05 PM) Registered user |
blondemss wrote: In practically any situation it's bound to earn you points! |
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Posts: 32147 (04/07/08 6:07 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
I'm gonna wear my Asshole Critic Guy t-shirt that I custom made and give them a ACG business card that I also custom made.
Add an over the top photo (like I did last time) and fuckity fuck, I don't see HOW they won't cast me. Like, fucking seriously, If I was on the casting board, I would cast me. Oh and I should probably print out the app today too huh? |
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Posts: 7876 (04/07/08 6:07 PM) Registered user |
hossc wrote: Isn't that a requirement? |
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Posts: 1535 (04/07/08 6:09 PM) |
Let's see....
halfway through your interview turn your head and whisper to the voices in your head make sure to slip in 658 times that you're a single parent - and older than you look say that you've never EVER watched a season of BB (they seem to like people who don't know what the fuck they're doing) and what are all those cameras about? |
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Posts: 1381 (04/07/08 6:11 PM) |
Explain to the producers that your against interracial marriage but you really enjoy drunk driving....
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Posts: 1304 (04/07/08 6:20 PM) |
Starjumper, you light that audition on fire!
Make sure that you're manic (Sheila), promise to do sexual favors for votes (Chelsia), that you'll call people out and humiliate their families (Josh, Dick), and that you will tattoo your entire body and dye your hair an unnatural shade (James, Dick, Chelsia). Good luck and give MrsKristaBoogie a shout out!!! edited to change gender of Starjumper. sorry, i could have sworn you were a girl. that too could help your chances!
Last Edited By: Mrs Krista Boogie
04/07/08 7:13 PM.
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Posts: 5124 (04/07/08 6:24 PM) Registered user |
Good luck brutha, you have my support. Just remember my fuckin' shoutout.
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Posts: 733 (04/07/08 7:26 PM) Registered User |
Please don't bring your bible.
Although, if it helps you, tell them you're a holy roller, but bring Ron L. Hubbard's Dianetics instead. That'll be fun. |
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