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Open Letter to Joel
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Posts: 2846 (04/03/08 3:37 PM) kthxsubnic |
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A Dying Clown |
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Posts: 5780 (04/03/08 3:38 PM) Registered User |
Hey Joel, where're you going with that gun in your hand ?
Hey Joel, I said where're you goin' with that gun in your hand I'm gonna go shoot my ol' lady, You know I found her messing around town with another man And you know that ain't cool, watch me. Hey Joel, I heard you shot your woman down, You shot her down to the ground, you shot her. Yes I did, yes I did, yes I did I shot her, I shot her, I caught her messin' round with some other man, So I got on my truck, I gave her the gun and I shot her, I shot her, shoot her one more time for me. Hey Joel, where you gonna, where you gonna run to, Where you gonna run to, Joel, where you gonna run to ? Go get a cover. I'm gonna go down South, I'm gonna go down South to Mexico, I'm going down, down, down to Mexico where a man can be free No one's gonna put a noose around my neck, No one is gonna give me life, no. I'm goin' down to Mexico, I'm going down. You're not going to hear 'em stand there And look at the stars as big as holes in the arms And the stars like a back truck electric flag And I'm standing there under that flag with your carbine Between my legs, you know I felt so free of death beyond me I felt so free, the F.B.I. is looking for me baby, But they'll never find me, no, they can hold me down like a And I'm still on the run and they can speculate what I'm fee But daddy, daddy, you'll never know just what I was feelin', But I'm sorry I am no little pretty little rich girl, I am nobody's million dollar baby, I am nobody's Patsy anymore I'm nobody's million dollar baby, I'm nobody's Patsy anymore And I feel so free. |
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Mega64 |
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Posts: 8802 (04/03/08 3:48 PM) Registered User |
Dear Joel,
You didn't bash Chet's head in hard enough. |
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jgabler |
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Posts: 2991 (04/03/08 4:05 PM) Registered User |
So Geek,
Does this mean your mystifying Poopert adoration is over? THANK GOD! |
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Us Kids Know |
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Posts: 4624 (04/03/08 4:11 PM) Registered user
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DEAR JOEL: I am 27, and my wife, "Marybeth," is 26. We recently went to my folks' house for supper. That evening a heavy
snowstorm was starting and, because the trip home is 30 miles, we decided to stay overnight.
My old bedroom is upstairs, as are the rooms of my brothers, ages 25, 24 and 22. The guest room is downstairs. Because the room is quite small, and Marybeth said she felt a cold coming on, we decided I'd sleep in my old room. The next day, while we were driving home, Marybeth told me she was glad I had come to her room after all and made love to her. Joel, it wasn't me! She had mistaken one of my brothers for me in the darkness. We are all about the same size and build. I have talked to each of my brothers (they all know about this), but they won't say who it was for fear of causing a rift between the guilty party and me. I told them that unless I find out who it was, there will be a permanent rift between all of us. (Marybeth still doesn't know it wasn't me.) How do I handle this? -- ENRAGED IN ROCHESTER, N.Y. |
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rolandofthewhite |
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Posts: 954 (04/03/08 4:23 PM) Registered User |
Hey, Joel, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better Remember to let Chet into your heart Then you can start to make it better |
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token lunatic |
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Posts: 20863 (04/03/08 5:00 PM) Registered user |
Dear Joel,
You rock,
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NoChetCherlock |
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Posts: 178 (04/03/08 6:23 PM) |
Dear Joel,
Do you know who Mary is? Was she nice? Did she talk much? Did you like her silicone bags that were sewn into her chest? Was Chet heavy? |
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BuffyTheThreadSlayer |
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Posts: 932 (04/03/08 7:20 PM) |
Dear Joel,
Would you mow my lawn? |
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dapperdan |
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Posts: 75 (04/04/08 6:54 AM) Registered User |
Dear Joel
Hangin' round the water fountain,
Playin' the fool.
Joel Cool...take it light.
If the principal catches you,
You're out of sight.
(Take those shades off...walkin' round the halls.)
Joel Cool...makin' the rounds.
Checkin' all the kiddies,
Up and down.
Joel Cool...play it straight.
If the principal catches you,
It's gon-na...be...too late.
(Yeaaaahhh...better learn to add now.)
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Die Apokalyptischen Reiter |
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Posts: 265 (04/04/08 5:14 PM) |
Dear Joel,
You're no better than Chet, paranoid idiot. Love, D |
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ManWhore019 |
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Posts: 1431 (04/04/08 6:05 PM) Registered user |
Dearest Joel,
I thought it was very nice of you to help Chet during the Cat and Mouse challenge. You are the example of a kind soul. Yours truly, MW019 |
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Die Apokalyptischen Reiter |
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Posts: 298 (04/05/08 5:39 PM) |
Dear Unfrozen Caveman Truck,
who's Joel? kthxbye |
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maverick2689 |
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Posts: 88 (04/07/08 6:19 AM) Registered user |
Dear Troy,
Please chain yourself to Chet at the reunion show and drag him around. For old time's sake. Thanks mav |
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BuffyTheThreadSlayer |
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Posts: 946 (04/07/08 8:00 AM) |
Dear Joel,
Just curious. Is your neck size larger than your I.Q.? |
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GnarlsInCharge |
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Posts: 867 (04/07/08 9:08 AM) Registered user |
Dear Joel,
I know you have been lurking Sucks for months so answer this question honestly. Do you believe jasonsiskalulz is a highly overated poster or a highly underated one ? I believe the later by all means though don't agree with me for bygones sake I want your truthful assesment. kthxbye |
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MyChemicalShowmance |
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Posts: 246 (04/07/08 10:00 AM) |
Dear Joel,
The 80's are over and you lost. Go get a haircut. byethxk |
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chillinmcmillan |
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Posts: 78 (04/07/08 11:32 AM) Registered User |
Dear Joel
You thought you had game, but Chet lasted longer than you did. You ruined this season for the fans, congrats, can't wait to hear your stupid caveman like comments at the reunion. "Duh, I was in control of the game until the tribal swicth, duh, I woulda gone all the way." NOT |
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StarRider |
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Posts: 16947 (04/07/08 12:57 PM) |
Dear Joel:
You were pwned by a player that amounted to nothing more than a piece of drift wood. How does that make you feel? |
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Die Apokalyptischen Reiter |
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Posts: 334 (04/07/08 8:23 PM) |
Dear Joel,
God hates you. |
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