Open Letter to Joel

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token lunatic	Open Letter to Joel	Lead	[-]
Posts: 20817 (04/03/08 7:33 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Joel, Hey man, I thought your tats were totally rockin'. I lament that you were so threatening the faves had to get rid of you. You and Chet/You and Kathy/You and MikeyB/Your knuckles and ground had great chemistry. Have you ever thought about playing Lou Ferrigno in an upcoming CBS special? I can't wait to see you at the reunion. I will be on the edge of my seat in anticipation, so's I can hang on your every word. Are you still at a firehouse? Did the guys give you hell for your lackluster physical performance? I hope you start posting soon. fan4life, token
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#1	[-]
Posts: 924 (04/03/08 7:35 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Joel, Is the circumference of your neck actually bigger than that of your head? Last Edited By: BuffyTheThreadSlayer 04/03/08 7:39 AM. Edited 2 times.
token lunatic		#2	[-]
Posts: 20819 (04/03/08 7:36 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Plesae address all letters with "Dear Joel." That's only fittin'.
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#3	[-]
Posts: 926 (04/03/08 7:40 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Joel, Can you actually read? I mean, I know you can do math, I saw you thump your leg when Chet asked you how much two and two was (and you thumped three times -- that was CLOSE). But I never actually saw you read. So...can you?
token lunatic		#4	[-]
Posts: 20822 (04/03/08 7:42 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm beginning to suspect you aren't a true fan, but that's the spirit, Buffy.
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#5	[-]
Posts: 927 (04/03/08 8:05 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
platinumtlc		#6	[-]
Posts: 2064 (04/03/08 8:23 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Joel, You look like an ogre. -PlatinumTLC
token lunatic		#7	[-]
Posts: 20843 (04/03/08 8:35 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Joel, Do not take to heart any of the letters that appear to deride you in any way. I'm in your corner, buddy. You put the man in maniac. fan4life, token
dapperdan		#8	[-]
Posts: 69 (04/03/08 9:21 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Joel Have the steroids shrunk your grapes to raisins? Love, Dapperdan
FranklinBluth		#9	[-]
Posts: 1349 (04/03/08 9:42 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Joel, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.
token lunatic		#10	[-]
Posts: 20857 (04/03/08 9:43 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Joel, I wrote you a song. Maybe you will like it. Here goes. Joel Joel Joel Won't you come out to play Leave the grease fires for a day Joel Joel Joel What have you got to say Keep all those meat head references at bay Joel Joel Joel Take a lookee loo my way I've got a mad crush on you today Joel Joel Joel I am trying to be wittay Please don't think this song is shittay <3, token
dapperdan		#11	[-]
Posts: 70 (04/03/08 9:48 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	token lunatic wrote: Dear Joel, I wrote you a song. Maybe you will like it. Here goes. Joel Joel Joel Won't you come out to play Leave the grease fires for a day Joel Joel Joel What have you got to say Keep all those meat head references at bay Joel Joel Joel Take a lookee loo my way I've got a mad crush on you today Joel Joel Joel I am trying to be wittay Please don't think this song is shittay <3, token Okay, this song just made my day. Thanks!
STFU RUDY		#12	[-]
Posts: 2048 (04/03/08 9:50 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Joel, You are AMAZING. You are a wonderful strategist, and have single handedly made this season worth watching. It sucked to see you go. <3, Rudy
token lunatic		#13	[-]
Posts: 20859 (04/03/08 9:51 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Joel, One convert down, 200 milliom more to go. Then China. Then Vatican City. WOOT! <3, token PS, you're welcome, dapperdan. OMG STFU Rudy is my hero.
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#14	[-]
Posts: 928 (04/03/08 9:52 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	dapperdan wrote: token lunatic wrote: Dear Joel, I wrote you a song. Maybe you will like it. Here goes. Joel Joel Joel Won't you come out to play Leave the grease fires for a day Joel Joel Joel What have you got to say Keep all those meat head references at bay Joel Joel Joel Take a lookee loo my way I've got a mad crush on you today Joel Joel Joel I am trying to be wittay Please don't think this song is shittay <3, token Okay, this song just made my day. Thanks! What he said. Made me laugh out loud.
PeachessandCreeams		#15	[-]
Posts: 8586 (04/03/08 10:34 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Joel, Hey man, I thought your ass was totally rockin'. I lament that you were so disgusting the faves had to get rid of you. You and Chet/You and Chet/You and Chet/Your weiner and ground you humped had great chemistry. Have you ever thought about role playing in the upcoming CBS special, People Who Like to Wear Fuzzy Animal Costumes whilst Having Sex? I can't wait to see you at the reunion. I will be on the edge of my seat in anticipation and masturbating, so's I can cum on your every word. Are you still at a bathhouse? Did the guys give you anal for your lackluster performance? I hope you start posting soon. Stalker4life, token
Us Kids Know		#16	[-]
Posts: 4616 (04/03/08 11:37 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Are you there Joel? It's me, UKK. My friend Margaret's been getting her period since she was 12. I'm almost 20 and still nothing. Is there something wrong with me? Sincerely, Us Kids Know
XXWildcat		#17	[-]
Posts: 118 (04/03/08 1:58 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Joel; I can't believe they voted out a firefighter after what happened on 9/11. The terrorist have won. Best Regards, Wild
solesurvivor01		#18	[-]
Posts: 1050 (04/03/08 2:51 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Joel, Do you know just how much of a truckwaffle you are? Do you know who you're named after, "superfan?" Hatingly yours, solesurvivor01
mtj1282		#19	[-]
Posts: 957 (04/03/08 2:55 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	solesurvivor01 wrote: Dear Joel, Do you know just how much of a truckwaffle you are? Do you know who you're named after, "superfan?" Hatingly yours, solesurvivor01 that wasnt funny or clever...and yes im breaking this HORRIBLE chain.
Us Kids Know		#20	[-]
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