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wrsrules wrote:

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Kimbob the Magnificent wrote:

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This thread is causing me a great deal of physical pain because I'm trying very, very hard to be nicer to wsr these days.

Why must she do this? WHY?

IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT BEEF! ARGH! THE KOSHER LAWS ARE VERY SPECIFIC. TRY READING DEUTERONOMY 14: 3-21 and LEVITICUS 11!!! AND IF YOU'RE A FUCKING CHRISTIAN TRY READING ACTS CHAPTER 11!!!

I swear to fucking zeus, how can so many christians not know ANYTHING about their religion? What, in Sunday School did you all run around singing "Jesus loves me this I know, but I have no fucking clue WHY I know this because I've never read the FUCKING BIBLE?"

Kimbob the Controlling Herself

It does say it in dueteronomy, you can't eat animals that chew thier cud, cows chew their cud. Honestly bible school was so long ago i forgot a lot which is why I was reading. But as Ray and Lamont said, The NT is different. you don't have to be nice Kimbob, I can take the meaness or I wouldn't post here.

First of all, the only thing it says about rumination (chewing cud) is that an animal is kosher if it both ruminates and has cloven hooves. If it has one but not the other it is forbidden (like pigs and camels). Read it again. Sheesh. I know the sentences are long, but it's really helpful to read the ENTIRE message. If you need someone to help you sound it out I'm sure there is a grownup somewhere who will help.

"Do not eat any abomination... You may thus eat every animal that has a true hoof that is cloven into two parts, and which brings up its cud... There are some [animals] that you may not eat. These include the camel, hyrax and hare. . . Also included is the pig. . . Do not eat the flesh of these [animals] and do not touch their carcasses." (Deuteronomy 14)

However, the whole point is to read Acts chapter 11, wherein Paul's vision clearly frees christians from laws of kashrat.

"and when I had fixed my gaze on it and was observing it I saw the four-footed animals of the earth and the wild beasts and the crawling creatures and the birds of the air. I also heard a voice saying to me, 'Get up, Peter; kill and eat.' But I said, 'By no means, Lord, for nothing unholy or unclean has ever entered my mouth.' But a voice from heaven answered a second time, 'What God has cleansed, no longer consider unholy.'" (Acts 11)

Eat your bacon and SHUT THE FUCK UP. God commands it.

Kimbob the Bible Lesson Giver