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wrsrules |
I just learned today that the bible says we can't eat beef or pork? |
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I never knew that. Why is there always beef and pork at church pot lucks? Why did I never see this before? Why did my mom never tell me this? Why do they not
talk about this at church? I can not believe that the bible says this, but it does, no swine or animal that chews its cud.Wow. It says we can eat sheep, goat,
ox and deer but not pork or beef. That is crazy.
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Bernard Wrangler |
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eat me.
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StarringAmy |
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Who cares what that book says. Don't believe everything you read.
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smokeitgood |
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did you read this in the God Squad column?
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JasonSiskaLulz |
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you can eat as much jesus flesh as you want though! in fact, you're encouraged to!!!!!!
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TC |
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It also says that men shouldn't lay with an unclean woman. And by lay they mean lay. And a lot of other stupid shit that makes no sense. Shut up.
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wrsrules |
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Yeah, I disagree with the bible's veiws on homosexuality too. My brother is gay and I don't think that makes him bad or a sinner. I think some people
are just gay and to teach hate and unacceptance( like the bible says about gay people) of other people because they are gay is not right. I just really
can't believe I never knew it said this about beef and pork, I know som many people who think they are so christian that eat beef and pork. It is just
crazy.
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Hamdingers |
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Hamdinger's Bible Lesson of the Day. Please turn to Deut 22:25->
"But if (it is) in the field the man finds the spoken-for girl and the man strongly-seizes her and lay with her, then he is to die, the man who lay with her, he alone. But to the girl you are not to do anything, the girl did not (incur) sin (deserving) of death, for just as (the case of) the man who rises up against his neighbor and murders his life, so is this matter: for in the open-field he found her; when the spoken for girl cried out, there was no deliverer for her." In other words, if some whore comes in from 'the field' and says, 'Hey, Billy Bob over there is the reason I ain't gots no cherry cuz he done boppity'd me in that there field", then Billy Bob gets knick-knack played on his head, and his head alone. I think the New Revised even translates this as something like the woman gets spared because she 'may have' called for help, not even implying that she definitely did. And of course, there's the shotgun wedding bit where if the man 'seizes' an unspoken-for virgin and is caught, he's stuck with her for life and has to pay Pops 50 bucks(silver). I believe this is what happened to Frank Gifford. |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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I like to think if CBR was here she would have a lamentation about the word gay.
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Suspiciously Anonymous |
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You're all going to hell!!!
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Hamdingers |
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Well. Someone's cranky.
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wrsrules |
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Is gay politically incorrect?
My brother is homosexual he like men, is that better/ It doesn't bother me, I was the first person in our family he told. It also says you can't ear hare or ostrich, but chicken is ok, alonf with ibex antelope and fish with gills. Well my grocery store does not sell antelope ibex or goat. |
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wrsrules |
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Suspiciously Anonymous wrote: So I just learned. |
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SmrtAss |
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You're fucked.
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squashthebeef |
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It's neat that you're ok with picking and choosing the parts you like. I'm sure our vengeful heavenly father thinks it's neat too.
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CBRetriever |
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obliging bernie: gay used to mean happy
and don't forget god hates shrimp
the first one means you can't wear anything made of poly cotton or that has spandex in it |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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<3
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CBRetriever |
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<3
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Suspiciously Anonymous |
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we are all doomed
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wrsrules |
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Did you make the flat noses part up? that is aweful, I guess God does discriminate, I thought he loved all the people of the world.
So basically we are all sinning. Most of us at least. |
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NickF227 |
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Isn't all that Leviticus stuff debunked by the New Testament?
ETA: Wrs, the flat noses part is true. I remember I went to some site that made fun some crazy bible segments with legos. It was funny. |
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