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Alright, I'm shaving this list down to 15, since the other five people would only create controversy and destroy the family values we enjoy on Sucks, especially in CTS, and I just can't have that. Believe me, the other five weren't that special, kind of generic, I am sure UKK would not approve of them. Oh yeah, I had originally written this a bit longer, but I lost it, so here it is with some backhanded quips taken out.

Let's start the list write with a hero, a man among men. An elephant of triumphant ivory among a herd of antelope. He was the original alpha dad, the original maniac, and maybe the most entertaining premerge victim ever. He was more badass than every mactor on this show, including American hero Dave Cruser. He brought his tribe to victory, his bald head a shining beacon to twelve year olds everywhere. Love spewed from every facet of his body as he spoke. And he killed pigs and stuff.

This man is Michael Skupin, crusader of the outback.

Mike Skupin: 12th Place, Australia.



How could I not use that picture? This is the most badass image of Mike, except for maybe an action pose mid boar killing. Gaze into those somber blue eyes and tender cheekbones, for he is a loving man. The guy who carried a bunch of crap on his back until the rod broke. This entry isn't the longest, but it is filled with Mike Skupin passion, the second most entertaining evacuated man ever.