if you're a grown woman with an "easter outfit"

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Posts: 28787 (03/23/08 3:41 PM) Sexy asshole Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	you're a retard. anyone between about 8 and 80 should stick to their regular clothes. white shoes---take them the FUCK OFF sandals and nylons--you should be taken out back and shot goofy hats-same white (or cream) pleated polyester skirts with a kicky hot pink "jacket"--you will only fit in at a "senior living center", so go there now we went to a restaurant for easter. it was almost as fascinating a fashion parade as 6 flags in the middle of summer. i could sit and stare all day.
superguppie		#1	[-]
Posts: 22323 (03/23/08 3:42 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It's the matching outfits that get to me.
omzig		#2	[-]
Posts: 3528 (03/23/08 3:45 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	When I first read this thread title, I thought it said "If you're a grown man with an Easter Outfit".
pretzeldential		#3	[-]
Posts: 1790 (03/23/08 3:45 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	what 'bout bunny ears?
Poverteeflatz		#4	[-]
Posts: 13944 (03/23/08 3:49 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This look is okay, right?
dmb154678		#5	[-]
Posts: 28788 (03/23/08 3:55 PM) Sexy asshole Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	it's better than some of the shit i saw today. seriously, this is a suburb of chicago. a dress barn "outfit" just won't do it, unless you're my ma. i can excuse the old ladies for that. oh and moms-----make your teenage sons wash their hair before they go out to eat on a holiday. it's great to make a "statement" really it is. unless that statement is "i'm a little pig". then, not so much. for example, see this. this is what my sister and i call a "get up", as in "Jesus (is risen) check out that get up". these should NEVER be worn if you're under 65. never. i don't care what the saleslady at jc penney says. she's wrong. Last Edited By: dmb154678 03/23/08 4:03 PM. Edited 1 times.
pretzeldential		#6	[-]
Posts: 1796 (03/23/08 4:08 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
CBRetriever		#7	[-]
Posts: 16464 (03/23/08 4:11 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	that outfit needs white shoes
Phuz1		#8	[-]
Posts: 2221 (03/23/08 4:12 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Not before Memorial Day, it doesn't.
blondemss		#9	[-]
Posts: 6989 (03/23/08 4:15 PM) Guttersnipe Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i was just trying to be 'kicky'
CBRetriever		#10	[-]
Posts: 16465 (03/23/08 4:20 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ok, dmb, what would be a nice easter "outfit"? or an acceptable church going outfit?
Aunt Pappy		#11	[-]
Posts: 15724 (03/23/08 4:24 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Good Lord, CBR...I'm askeert for her to show us!
CBRetriever		#12	[-]
Posts: 16466 (03/23/08 4:28 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	me too, but since I only set foot in church for weddings and funerals, I'm curious and I kinda like the skirt and blouse above, but I'd accessorize it with a suit jacket for work (probably tan or a light cream one)
Mister Yuck		#13	[-]
Posts: 2067 (03/23/08 4:31 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it, You'll be the grandest lady in the Easter Parade. I'll be all in clover and when they look you over, I'll be the proudest fellow in the Easter Parade. On the avenue, Fifth Avenue, the photographers will snap us, And you'll find that you're in the rotogravure. Oh, I could write a sonnet about your Easter bonnet, And of the girl I'm taking to the Easter Parade.
dustbunny		#14	[-]
Posts: 617 (03/23/08 4:31 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Anything from JC Penney's women's wear is not for anyone under 65. I think the 1923 Jr League is still their buyer. I know polyester is a "new" fabric these days, but it still represents "quina knit" or whatever they used to call that slinky stuff. I got some photos of me in that nasty ass shit. I should burn them now. No, I have farrah hair in those photos, better not. Last Edited By: dustbunny 03/23/08 4:34 PM. Edited 1 times.
Trixie Delight		#15	[-]
Posts: 23579 (03/23/08 4:34 PM) put Angel in the corner Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It was one of those Sag Harbor deals wasn't it.
McWolcott		#16	[-]
Posts: 6549 (03/23/08 4:38 PM) The Real American Psycho Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	my easter outfit today is a pair of shorts and a tank top.
PeachessandCreeams		#17	[-]
Posts: 8551 (03/23/08 4:40 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Church Hats: Sisters Step Out In Style *Oooh and how they strut!* On this holiest day of the year for Christians, it is also one of the most regal in terms of attire. Easter is the day when you may just be blinded by the march of patent leather shoes and bags and awed by three piece suits and gators. Everyone from Oprah Winfrey to Neicy Nash dons a regal crown when they step into the Lord's House (or maybe the Kentucky Derby). At any rate, feast your eyes on this women's rite of passage, the large "church" hat, usually splendid, sometimes tipped to the side, always a fashion statement. Amen. Star Jones does it BIG with this huge straw hat embroidered with lovely taffeta flowers. The sun will not touch her body in this. Simply stunning. Serena Williams is giving them gangsta glam with black hat embossed with a hint of gray and white, beautiful, exotic feathers up top. And cocked to the side just so you know. Regina King is quite lovely in this leopard print chapeau with velvet trim and flower; a nice compliment to her yellow dress. You know how we LOVE some animal prints. Actress Niecy Nash is taking NO prisoners with her finest head gear; and it's all about feathers, feathers, and feathers all around. You could have a bad hair day under this one and still shine. Lynn Whitfield goes for a modern twist on the big hat with a big swoop to the side. Brown is the color. Singer Erykah Badu wears her big hat over her headwrap for double coverage. As for the multi-colored hat and its compliment to the print dress..... Source
itsakat		#18	[-]
Posts: 6705 (03/23/08 4:42 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	dead baby Jesus does NOT want to see Star Jones's flappy boobies in the house of the Lord.
CBRetriever		#19	[-]
Posts: 16468 (03/23/08 4:42 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	see, I'd wear this:
TC		#20	[-]
Posts: 961 (03/23/08 4:43 PM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I think she's got a vagina in her underarm. ETA: Quite possibly Kristin whaterface's.

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