- Some guys said he was going to kill me
- My rabbit ran away
- My Friend was arrested for Prostitution b/c she offered to suck some guys for cash at a few bars
- My other friend (my roommate) is dating the girl working a China King. Her dad has now been over like 10 times b/c he thinks I'm a whore and is telling me I should move out but the place is in my name. The girl meanwhile wants to color her hair the same as me. I told her to rent Single White Female.
- I ate fish on Friday
- I only screwed 2 guys this month!
- My other friend is applying for Big Brother ( a gay one)
- My Ex-Boyfriend with the severed/messed up penis wants to get back together.
- I won a PS3 at work!
All in all its been a good month so far for me.






