Boston wrote a way better blog about his elimination on
famousvh1friends.com. 
So everyone, thank you for all the wonderful posts I've received the last few days. Since it was filmed in February, I was able to move on with my life, but unfortunately, the horrible memories all came back to me as I was watching Sunday's episode! Everyone, and I mean everyone is telling me how pissed off they are that I'm gone. Even at work, the 50 year old execs are telling me I should have made it much further. Now how do I feel about my exit from the show? Well, I have a lot of emotions, but specfically I'm only mad at two people. No, not 12 pack. I'm guessing the steroids have not only shrunk his testicles but his brain as well, because anyone with common sense would not get rid of someone they've been friends with a year and a half and keep around two bimbos that they've known for a week. Besides, 12 pack even left me a voicemail sunday night crying about how he made the wrong decision and he had no idea that brandi and Megan were secretly working with whiteboy, and how if he had known he would have gotten rid of Brandi (blah blah blah). Whatever.
Also, I'm not mad at White Boy or Chance, because they were just playing the game the best they could. Besides, I'm only afraid of real gangsters, not the pretend kind. But the people I am mad at are two most despicable human beings on the planet. I'm not going to even say their names cause I won't give them the satisfaction. One of them I call the hollow headed porn star. I think you all know who I'm referring to. Like most porn stars, her brain is about the size of one of my testicles. Actually no, not even that big, her brain is about the size of one 12 pack's testicles (if you get the joke). Her parents must be extremely proud because they raised one classy daughter. She's an idiot, she's a liar, she's a skank, she has a huge gut which she hides very well, and she's a porn star. And she's not even a good porn star. I saw one of her videos and I almost started puking like I did on the power outing with the Entertainer. Watching a gay porn would have been less painful. What would be really funny is if I got her parents address so I could mail her a DVD of their daughter in action. That would be sweet revenge. So if anyone knows the address for the parents of the hollow headed porn star, please let me know.
Now the other person I'm mad is the other female atrocity on the show. The second half of the trashville cafe. It's skanks like these two that give white people a bad name. Let's call this one Superhead. Why superhead? Because she claims to have a college degree in accounting which means she must know how to suck a lot of d**k. I can only imagine how lucky the professors at University of Illionis were. How many reality shows has this piece of trash been on now? Isn't it four including ROL charm school? Could anyone be more desperate for attention than her? Just pathetic. Now I really don't need to go into all the reasons why I'm mad at her, cause you all know she's a back stabbing bitch. But what I can say is I actually got sweet revenge on her that she doesn't know about until now! After the elimination, when I was packing my things....I jerked off into her bed and she had to sleep in it! (Plus the dog was loving the show I put on). Now take that you backstabbing bitch.
Farewell everyone, you may not see me in reality TV again but at least I'll keep you up to date with my blogs so you know what's going on in the life of Mr. Boston!!! I'm going to be more of an Internet sensation now. I love making people laugh and I'll continue doing it as long as you people still think I'm funny! Thank you so much for all your support!
