Oh great, now you went and encouraged me. (C'mon, folks, try it, it's just like filthy mad-libs...)
Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster.
I live in the Beverly Hills. I work for a small but prestigious plastic surgeon. Imagine my surprise when I looked over at the line to get Danny Bonaduce's massive foot out of people's asses, and there was Johnny Fairplay. I immediately went over and introduced myself, and pointed and laughed at him a little bit, told him what a big fan of his complete Bonaduceownage I have been, etc. He was very sleazy, and seemed very surprised he had not been recognized by anyone else. He looked ridiculous, his constant erection was much smaller than it had appeared on the show, although his whiny quitting bitch monologue was exactly the same. At the end of our conversation, he dry-humped my leg, asked where all the hot chicks were, and thanked me for being so nice about not knocking his remaining teeth down his throat. It was the low point of my entire shitty existence.
Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster.
I live in the Beverly Hills. I work for a small but prestigious plastic surgeon. Imagine my surprise when I looked over at the line to get Danny Bonaduce's massive foot out of people's asses, and there was Johnny Fairplay. I immediately went over and introduced myself, and pointed and laughed at him a little bit, told him what a big fan of his complete Bonaduceownage I have been, etc. He was very sleazy, and seemed very surprised he had not been recognized by anyone else. He looked ridiculous, his constant erection was much smaller than it had appeared on the show, although his whiny quitting bitch monologue was exactly the same. At the end of our conversation, he dry-humped my leg, asked where all the hot chicks were, and thanked me for being so nice about not knocking his remaining teeth down his throat. It was the low point of my entire shitty existence.
That is the funniest thing I have read in my entire 52 years of
lurking on this message board!
