I met Chet yesterday

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Mariposa416		#21	[-]
Posts: 33 (03/23/08 12:05 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hey Buffy can you do one on Denise the Lunch Lady from China?
PanamaJane		#22	[-]
Posts: 15 (03/23/08 12:48 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster. I live in the Indianapolis, Indiana. suburbs. I work in a large grocery store. Imagine my surprise when I looked over at the snack aisle, and there was Rupert! I immediately went over and introduced myself, said "hi" to the juvvies with him, and told him what a big fan I was of his tie-dyed wife-beater shirt, etc. He was very angry and surprised John Dalton by picking him up and breaking him in half with his bare hands. He looked scary, much larger than he had appeared on the show, and John's blood clung to the hair on his arms and chest. At the end of our conversation, he flooded our low-lying store's foundation with sea-water, stole my shoes, and made himself a kilt out of corn husks and ding-dong wrappers. He then swung from the rafters with a machete in his teeth yelling, "Yar! I'm a pirate!" It was the high point of an otherwise crappy day at work.
Robert Qld		#23	[-]
Posts: 1009 (03/23/08 8:17 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Does anybody know what was said in the original post. Granted I can easily figure out, but curious minds vanna know! Buffy, you are hilarious I have to say. :D God newbies are so fun.
solesurvivor01		#24	[-]
Posts: 960 (03/23/08 8:39 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	^It was something like this... Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster. I live in the Pittsburgh, PA suburbs. I work in a large, big box, retailer. Imagine my surprise when I looked over at the checkout line, and there was Chet. I immediately went over and introduced myself, and chatted with him a little bit, told him what a big fan of the show I have been, etc. He was very gracious, and seemed rather surprised that he had been recognized. He looked terrific, he looked much healthier than he had appeared on the show, although he was still a little thin. At the end of our conversation, he gave me a big hug, and thanked me for watching the show, and being so nice to him. It was the high point of an otherwise crappy day at work.
sammyhain2364		#25	[-]
Posts: 1520 (03/23/08 8:59 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster. I live in the Bismarck, ND suburbs. I work in a large home improvement store in the mirror department. Imagine my surprise when I looked over at one of the mirrors and there I was. I immediately went over and introduced myself, and chatted with myself a little bit, told him what a big fan of the show I have been, etc. We immediately started talking about how awesome this season has been so far. We talked about that nameless first boot and laughed at how big of a douche Jason and Joel are. We also showed how disgusted we were with the quittings of JFP, whacko Kathy and worthless Chet. Then we started arguing about who would have a better chance of banging Amanda & Ami. We started shouting so loud at each other that customers started to watch us. He then started talking shit about my mother and black baby Jesus that I finally knocked the mirror of it's stand and shut the fucker up once and for all. Then I went into the bathroom to beat off and down some valium with a fifth of Jack Daniels. I woke up five hours later and punched out. It was the high point of an otherwise crappy day at work.
Double Edged Sword		#26	[-]
Posts: 4979 (03/23/08 11:41 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster. I live in the Philadelphia, PA suburbs. I work in a large, all you can eat buffet. Imagine my surprise when I looked over at the food line, and there was Stephenie. I immediately went over and introduced myself, and chatted with her a little bit, told her what a big fan of the show I have been, etc. She was very gracious, and seemed rather surprised that she had been recognized. She looked self-absorbed, she looked much fatter than he had appeared on the show, although she was still farting bacon. At the end of our conversation, she cried and said "Why can't I be on a good tribe?", and thanked me for watching the show, and being so nice to her. It was the high point of an otherwise crappy day at work.
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#27	[-]
Posts: 640 (03/23/08 12:16 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mariposa416 wrote: Hey Buffy can you do one on Denise the Lunch Lady from China? How can I resist a dancing muffin? Hi guys-- I'm a long time luncher, first time poster. I live in the Douglas, Massachusetts suburbs. I work for a school lunch program. Imagine my surprise when I looked over at the line to get a grilled cheese and half-pint of milk, and there was Denise. I immediately went over and introduced myself, and revelled in her janitorial chemical odor a little bit, told her what a big fan of her amazing mullet I have been, etc. She was very whiny and still tried to lie about how she doesn't make more than she did as a lunch lady, and seemed ashamed she had been recognized. She looked exactly the same, but her meaty thighs were much bigger than they had appeared on the show, although her mullet and chin hairs still matched nicely. At the end of our conversation, she pulled her tattered, snot stained tribal buff out of her pocket, cried that her life is completely pathetic and she should have won the million dollars just on that account, begged me to tell the children she still loves them, and thanked me being so nice about not telling anyone she makes more than I do as a lunch lady. It was the high point of an otherwise average day at work. Last Edited By: BuffyTheThreadSlayer 05/19/08 9:36 AM. Edited 2 times.
Mariposa416		#28	[-]
Posts: 34 (03/23/08 1:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Thank you Buffy!!!! and just so you know I'm picturing quite the visual of this...
dingoesatemybaby		#29	[-]
Posts: 6110 (03/23/08 2:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh look it's an "oldbie" laughing icon. Just another thing you stole from us. (sorry, I just couldn't resist!) Edited to add: Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster. I live in the Pittsburgh, PA. suburbs. I work in a large pharmacy. Imagine my surprise when I looked over at the checkout line, and there was Chet. I immediately went over and introduced myself, and talked to him a little bit, told him what a big fan of his mediocrity I have been, etc. He was very apathetic, and seemed not to know where he was. He looked stone cold dead, his eyes were much less focused than they had appeared on the show, although his complete inability to move or do anything other than kinda lie there was exactly the same. At the end of our conversation, he didn't say anything, and I thanked him for being so nice to me and lying there while I talked to him. Then he abruptly quit the line, and left, leaving a teammate without the money to pay for her life-saving botox prescription. It was the high point of an otherwise crappy day at work. Last Edited By: dingoesatemybaby 03/23/08 2:14 PM. Edited 3 times.
Mariposa416		#30	[-]
Posts: 35 (03/23/08 6:11 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Being a noob and all, I couldn't resist either.. Hi guys ~ I'm a long time lurker, first time poster. I live in the Phoenix, Arizona suburbs. I work for the local gym. So imagine my surprise when I looked over at the dumbells and who should I see was Joel dressed in a zebra striped spandex body suit and working his gluts. I immediately went over, introduced myself and commended him on his abiltiy to drag Chet around like a rag doll. He wouldn't take his eyes off himself in the three way mirror and he seemed pissed off to have been recognized, still I was intent on striking a conversation. Unable to utter a word that was understandable in the English language, he then popped several steroids, kissed both of his biceps, and benched pressed the three kids that work the juice bar. He looked exactly the same, except he was even more sweaty, his hair was greasier and his knuckles dragged on the ground. At the end of our conversation that consisted of lots of grunting on his part. He beat on his chest like Tarzan, made a monkey call that only Ozzy would respond to, picked up a club, scratched his ass, pushed several people down as he walked by and gave a final thank you for being so nice and watching the show grunt. It was the high point of an otherwise average day at work.
NoChetCherlock		#31	[-]
Posts: 132 (03/23/08 6:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster. I live in the Walnut Creek, CA suburbs. I work in a large, big box, retailer. Imagine my surprise when I looked over at the checkout line, and there was someone I thought was my cousin. I immediately went over and introduced myself, and chatted with her a little bit, told her what a big fan of the family reunion I have been, etc. She looked at me and said I must be mistaken as she said her name was Mary. I said "Who?" Again she told me her name was Mary, and again I said "Who?. She was very pissed off, and seemed rather surprised that she hadn't been recognized. She looked like she had a large bra on, she looked much more invisible than she had appeared on the show, although she was still a little blindsided. At the end of our conversation, she grabbed me and shook me and said "I'm Mary, dammit!", and thanked me for watching the show, told me she wants more than 15 minutes and that's why she's marrying a guy named Rhyno, and didn't thank me for being so nice to her. I'm still confused as to what show she was on, and who the hell she was. It was the high point of an otherwise crappy day at work. Last Edited By: NoChetCherlock 03/23/08 6:50 PM. Edited 1 times.
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#32	[-]
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Brazil Luvs Ami		#33	[-]
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NoChetCherlock		#34	[-]
Posts: 142 (03/24/08 10:19 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Bump C'mon guys I know you can come up with more This thread has really great potential!
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#35	[-]
Posts: 675 (03/24/08 10:59 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OK, but only if you will too! Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster. I live in the New York City metropolitan area. I work in a large advertising agency. Imagine my surprise when I looked over at the my waitress, and there Courtney. I immediately called her over and introduced myself, and chatted with her a little bit, told her what a big fan of her bitchiness and her incompetence in challenges, etc. She was very snotty and not at all surprised to be recognized. She looked even thinner than she had appeared on the show, although her brittle bottle blond hair and black roots were still exactly the same. At the end of our conversation, I thanked her for spitting in my food and farting loudly while I talked to her. Then she offered to fuck me if I could get her in the movies, pulled a giant booger from her nose and smeared it all over my hamburger and picked a big fight with another customer at my table just to call attention to herself. It was the creepy point of an otherwise average day at work.
platinumtlc		#36	[-]
Posts: 2042 (03/24/08 11:06 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster. I live in the Mt. Olympus suburbs. I work for a local hospital that treats ownaged victims. Imagine my surprise when I looked up from my desk and saw Cirie with her on accompanying her. I immediately went over and introduced myself, and she was very nice and beaming like the Goddess she is in person. She wasn't surprised at people coming up to her and getting on their knees and bowing down at her. She looked exactly like she was on the show except for the giant bright beam of light shining down upon her and followed her around as well as the cloud that carried her around. At the end of our conversation, she blessed me and told me thanks for being a CirieFollower and she now has to go bring her son to the doctor because her CirieOwnage accidentally affected him. It was the high point of an otherwise normal day at work.
NoChetCherlock		#37	[-]
Posts: 144 (03/24/08 11:26 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster. I live in the Morgantown, WV suburbs. I work in a large, correctional facility. Imagine my surprise when I looked over into the showers, and there was Richard. I immediately went over and introduced myself, and helped him pick up his recently dropped bar of soap, told him what a big fan of the show and his trial I have been, etc. He was very gay, and seemed rather surprised that he had been recognized and that my dick was in his anus. He looked terrified as he watched all the naked black men showering around him, his fudge-hole looked much bigger and stretched out than it had appeared on the show, although he was still a little tight. At the end of our conversation, he gave me a big hug, and thanked me for putting my weiner in his ass, and being so nice to him as I left him with 25 cents for the good time. Before I left I told him that he didn't have to pay any taxes on that quarter, and he looked puzzled. It was the high point of an otherwise crappy day at work.
No Escape From Reality		#38	[-]
Posts: 883 (03/24/08 8:08 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	solesurvivor01 wrote: ^It was something like this... Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster. I live in the Pittsburgh, PA suburbs. .....and there was Chet........ At the end of our conversation, he gave me a big hug, and ...............an otherwise crappy day at work. The big hug would be the most disturbing part of all.
Odeist		#39	[-]
Posts: 38 (03/24/08 8:13 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	No Escape From Reality wrote: solesurvivor01 wrote: ^It was something like this... Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster. I live in the Pittsburgh, PA suburbs. .....and there was Chet........ At the end of our conversation, he gave me a big hug, and ...............an otherwise crappy day at work. The big hug would be the most disturbing part of all. I'm just surprised that Chet was capable of giving a BIG hug rather than a half-hearted squeeze.
Mariposa416		#40	[-]
Posts: 38 (03/24/08 9:36 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I agree, great potential.. I'm so loving this thread..

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