things in movies that made no sense

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victalac		#121	[-]
Posts: 817 (04/07/08 9:28 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	In El Cid, they took the dead body of El Cid and put it in his armor, and then glued the dead, armored up El Cid to his horse, and then sent the horse and corpse out to the battlefield to inspire the troops. Now, the visor on the dead El Cid was down, so why even bother? Just get some dude the same size to put on the armor and pretend to be EL Cid- with visor down. That corpse looked phony as hell on that horse- all straight-backed and all. And what's to stop the horse to go straight for the oat-bag? Hell, he's got a dead body on his back! He's not going to go where there is danger. Fuck that shit! So lame!
merkyl		#122	[-]
Posts: 50947 (04/07/08 9:32 AM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why didn't Moses just stay on as the Pharaoh's son? He could have taken over in a few years and then freed the jews without so much fuss.
2manypixiestix		#123	[-]
Posts: 14487 (04/07/08 9:35 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I saw Snow Buddies last weekend. The movie has more senseless, bizarre things happen than anything I have ever seen. Cute puppies though.
Buggles73		#124	[-]
Posts: 25066 (04/07/08 9:38 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	why couldn't sweeney todd recognize his own wife? it had only been 15 years. I KNEW THAT CHICK WAS HIS WIFE BEFORE EVEN HE DID.
dennydoylelives		#125	[-]
Posts: 2115 (04/07/08 9:39 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	In Southland Tales, why did they push cardboard cutouts of actors around the set, rather than using actual actors? Also, if SMG was supposed to be a porn-star, why didn't she show her tatas?
Hamdingers		#126	[-]
Posts: 4952 (04/07/08 9:46 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Children of a Lesser God: Why the FUCK does William Hurt keep talking AND signing EVERYthing? Nobody in their right fucking mind would do this. I know she read lips, but they're in bed and he's STILL fucking narrating. Stupid as hell. They should've subtitled rather than have him say every fucking line.
Doll Face		#127	[-]
Posts: 100 (04/07/08 10:06 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	In Die Hard, why is there no dust in the vents?
sadllama		#128	[-]
Posts: 793 (04/07/08 10:07 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Happy 100 Doll Face!!!
bubbs72		#129	[-]
Posts: 1112 (04/07/08 10:49 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why didn't Wolverine's pants tear off at the end of X-Men 2 when he was battling Pheonix?
Anne Boleyn		#130	[-]
Posts: 3352 (04/07/08 10:58 AM) A subnic, please Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What did Giselle use for underwear? Was she wearing the drape/carpet dresses commando? Why would Patrick Dempsey be almost engaged to a fugly woman? What department stores let an 8 year old kid charge things? How on Earth did Giselle get a business license without a birth certificate, social security card or proof of identity? Why didn't the INS send her perky ass straight back to toon town? I'll take my answers off the air.
pinkdolphin		#131	[-]
Posts: 6852 (04/07/08 11:28 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I just saw this one! Why wasn't Giselle surprised by the toilet? She made such a big deal out of the shower, but not the toilet. "Why would Patrick Dempsey be almost engaged to a fugly woman?" Because he is fugly too. Sorry - can't get "Can't Buy Me Love" out of my head ever, once a dork always a dork in my book.
Anne Boleyn		#132	[-]
Posts: 3353 (04/07/08 11:32 AM) A subnic, please Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	and why would they know so soon that there were no rodent remains in the pizza oven? It's New York. Wouldn't there be lots of rodent remains in the pizza oven?
kf59		#133	[-]
Posts: 7301 (04/07/08 12:31 PM) Registered Abuser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How the hell did Marlin and Dory close that rusty submarine hatch door on Bruce the shark's face???
Buggles73		#134	[-]
Posts: 25081 (04/07/08 12:44 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How did Brody not get electrocuted when he tricked JAWS into biting the power lines in JAWS 2? Summarily, wouldn't eating an entire helicopter eventually kill JAWS anyways?
NlGHTCRAWLER		#135	[-]
Posts: 14988 (04/25/08 4:51 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	In Jurassic Park, how did the T-Rex get into the visitor's center at the end of the movie? We know the Raptors could open the doors....bu how did the T-Rex get in there? Also - throughout the movie, when the T-Rex was walking nearby, the ground shook. How come it didn't when the T-Rex was approaching in the visitor's center? In Spiderman 3, one of the villains tells the other villain that he'd been looking for him. Um....everyone thought he was dead, so why would he be looking for him? Last Edited By: NlGHTCRAWLER 04/25/08 5:16 PM. Edited 1 times.
Sloansalad		#136	[-]
Posts: 1975 (04/25/08 5:17 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	In Speed, he could have stopped the problem by shooting out the tires of the bus before it went too fast. Also, it sucks that like 30 people in law enforcement gave their lives to save like 10 people so poor that they have to ride the bus.
NlGHTCRAWLER		#137	[-]
Posts: 14991 (04/25/08 5:23 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	In the Matrix Reloaded (or maybe Revolutions)......why is the lady who controls the gate to Zion laying in a chair with an attachment in her head? Why did she have to be in the Matrix in order to operate the gate in the real world?! That made NO sense.
Nods	re:	#138	[-]
Posts: 2333 (04/25/08 6:44 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	In the Thing why did the characters seperate in pairs, if one is a monster who can turn the other into a monster wouldn't pairs be the dumbest way to split people up.
Leslie629		#139	[-]
Posts: 3893 (04/25/08 9:03 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	how come the aliens in Independence Day didn't have a firewall or virus scan. that was dumb. I hope Jeff Goldblum got their credit card # too.
VolumeOn		#140	[-]
Posts: 771 (04/25/08 9:04 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	GnarlsInCharge wrote: In the 1989 motion picture Honey I Shrunk The Kids after Amy is given CPR by Russ Thompson her brother asks Russ where he learned that he replies French class? WTF they don't teach the medical procedure of CPR in a Foreigng Language class. Russ gave Amy mouth-to-mouth. His comment about learning CPR in French class was a reference to french kissing.

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