DON'T MAKE ME TAKE MY BELT OFF!!!
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things in movies that made no sense
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 Angela in WI |
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Posts: 20677 (03/18/08 6:53 PM) Registered User |
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bluntforcetrauma06 |
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Posts: 41 (03/18/08 7:14 PM) |
I've NEVER seen anyone try to outrun a train. Will you site specific films, please?Superman 1 |
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Mister Peepers |
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Posts: 2307 (03/18/08 7:15 PM) Registered user |
bluntforcetrauma06 wrote: Stand by Me
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DivaSocialChair |
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Posts: 149 (03/18/08 7:37 PM) |
National Treasure 2 - How, exactly, does finding the Lost City of Gold mean that Nicolas Cage's great grandfather wasn't a traitor? And John Wilkes
Booth shot Lincoln from the stage, not in the back of the head.
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 ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 29982 (03/18/08 7:41 PM) Registered user |
DivaSocialChair wrote: Um, he DID shoot him in the back of the head.
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DivaSocialChair |
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Posts: 150 (03/18/08 7:51 PM) |
OK, you're right, I completely misremembered that. Cede the point. But what about the first part??
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BobbyBrown06 |
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Posts: 7936 (03/18/08 7:53 PM) Registered user |
TC wrote: Stand By Me, but they were on a bridge...
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holygeeziwannalickm |
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Posts: 2987 (03/18/08 7:56 PM) Registered User |
Yeah, they had to stay on the bridge in order to outrun the train - going back towards the train would've gotten them killed, as would have jumping off the
tracks to the river.
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goner1 |
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Posts: 4452 (03/18/08 8:39 PM) Registered User |
Molly Ringwald was 'pretty' (even in a pink monstrosity) because it was her awesome personality that could rise above her being poor and ugly.
Particularly in that dweeb's eyes. It's a fairy tale.
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 15464 (03/18/08 8:50 PM) Fatty McBadmom |
Mister Peepers wrote: Geez o' Petes.... DOH! ::hitsmyselfintheforehead::
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 16321 (03/18/08 8:51 PM) MESS member |
Y'all forgot the most obvious:
1. Why in horror movies does everyone go off on their own? 2. Given a house with functioning electricy, why does no one turn on the lights? This especially applies to all those CSI shows (I know they're not movies, but they're a good example). |
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Lloyd Bonafide |
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Posts: 527 (03/18/08 8:56 PM) Registered user |
Sonny "punching" Carlo.
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Shorty |
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Posts: 1696 (03/18/08 8:59 PM) Registered user |
Why in horror movies do people GO INVESTIGATE something while they are scared shitless? They sense a flesh-eating zombie is just outside that open door, but
NO, out they go anyway.
Also anything Bruce Willis does in Die Hard movies. That last one with him walking on the wing of the Stealth fighter put me over. |
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 16323 (03/18/08 9:02 PM) MESS member |
Another good one - sound in outer space
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Shorty |
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Posts: 1697 (03/18/08 9:04 PM) Registered user |
Oh, I forgot, this one always bug me, too.
Ever notice how in old movies when people are having negative feelings during a conversation, they'll stand up, walk a few paces, and keep their back to the other person while the conversation keeps going? Who the hell has a conversation like that? This week try that at home and at work and let me know how that goes. 
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Lloyd Bonafide |
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Posts: 529 (03/18/08 9:05 PM) Registered user |
The line of karate guys waiting to get their asses kicked.
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 4145 (03/18/08 9:06 PM) |
Jurassic Park II. The goddamned T-Rex was STILL IN THE HOLD. They cut all the scenes of the raptors killing the crew, so it looked like they all just
spontaneously DIED or something.
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Shorty |
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Posts: 1698 (03/18/08 9:08 PM) Registered user |
In the first Jurassic Park, how in the hell did all the main characters outrun and outdrive that T-Rex and those raptors? Bitch, puhlease.
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 4146 (03/18/08 9:09 PM) |
And if you're going to try and 'hide' Luke Skywalker from, you know, ANAKIN Skywaker, wouldn't you maybe...oh....I dunno...wanna change his
name?!?!
Jedi are not very bright. |
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pseudopoganandra |
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Posts: 12127 (03/18/08 9:10 PM) Registered user |
Shorty wrote: I always just accept that as the director deciding that the actor is just totally not believable in expressing any kind of real emotion so doesn't want to show their face. |
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- The Dump
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- In Memory, 9/11/01
