hossc wrote:
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RYAN THE MANBEARPIG FOOD LOG THREAD. *OVER 1 BILLION CALORIES SERVED*
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 JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 1337 (03/15/08 12:43 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Lil Inchworm wrote: Off topic- but that is a guy named Miguel - he is the fatest guy in the world. He has some guy who comes over daily to wash him because fungus will grow if
he doesn't. I saw it on Discovery channel. The voice over said that the guy had to have a good personal relationship with Miguel because of how close he
gets. Then they showed Miguel bending over and the guy washing his butt-crack.
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hossc |
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Posts: 13926 (03/15/08 12:47 PM) Registered User |
Off topic- but that is a guy named Miguel - he is the fatest guy in the world. He has some guy who comes over daily to wash him because fungus will grow if he doesn't. I saw it on Discovery channel. The voice over said that the guy had to have a good personal relationship with Miguel because of how close he gets. Then they showed Miguel bending over and the guy washing his butt-crack.Yes. And he got that mammoth sized due to his separation from his girl followed by eating crap from the junk food restuarants that was close to his apartment bldg. Sounds familiar?? 
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IReallyHaveNoIdea |
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Posts: 2400 (03/15/08 12:47 PM) Registered user |
Even Junzilla is disgusted by Ryno's eating habits
(apologies to Jun because I really do <3 her and she looks fabulous now)
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legalwannabe27 |
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Posts: 240 (03/15/08 12:48 PM) Registered user |
He looks horrible, but I still think Adam/Matty are bigger. Maybe Ryan hides his fat better than those two.
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diewinelle |
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Posts: 6148 (03/15/08 12:56 PM) |
legalwannabe27 wrote: when's the last time you had an eye exam?
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Riff |
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Posts: 700 (03/15/08 1:08 PM) |
The "Ryan food log" thread is SAVED!
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Omnipponit |
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And he said before she was a black-out drunk.In this case I think that'd be 'black-in drunk.' |
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omzig |
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Posts: 3337 (03/15/08 1:53 PM) Registered user |
Who ate all the turkey?
Hmmmmmm
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edgein23 |
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Posts: 765 (03/15/08 1:56 PM) |
1256 bbt- an avocado (I think) and assorted lunchmeats.
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Posts: 1339 (03/15/08 2:03 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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12:59pm BBT: Ryan is sitting down for a mammoth lunch: Looks like a huge roast beef sandwich and juice. My GOD, he's wolfing it.
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Posts: 457 (03/15/08 2:04 PM) Stranger with benefits
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hossc wins best chop of the year, no, century.
By the time I get back from the movies tonight I expect this thread to be 700+ pages long. |
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spragenspelt |
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Posts: 1899 (03/15/08 2:06 PM) Registered User |
I feel so bad for the BB kitchen whenever Ryno comes within 5 feet...you know the poor thing will be pillaged once again. I mention this as he is lurking in
the kitchen now as Matt prepares food and Ryno insists he does not want some.
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 1340 (03/15/08 2:11 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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edgein23 wrote: Is that was he was smearing on the meat while he packed it in his mouth? Ewwww..... |
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Posts: 766 (03/15/08 2:15 PM) |
testing the new avi
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diewinelle |
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Posts: 6153 (03/15/08 2:17 PM) |
the avocado is about 3-400 calories, if he ate the whole thing. tons of fat, but the good kind, at least. lunchmeat? what kind did he eat? how many pieces?
bread? did he have bread? mayo? mayo's very fattening.
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Posts: 359 (03/15/08 2:19 PM) |
I heard him mention ham and roast beef.
Also, he (and I quote) "loves mayonnaise on everything." |
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CoconutPhone |
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Pragmatically Absurd wrote: |
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diewinelle |
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Posts: 6155 (03/15/08 2:21 PM) |
with avocado, mayo, a few pieces of lunchmeat and the bread, that was easily a 1200 calorie sandwich.
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Riff |
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Posts: 705 (03/15/08 2:23 PM) |
snalpoacks wrote: By the time this thread is over, I expect Ryan to weigh 700+ pounds. |
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- The Apprentice
- American Idol
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- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
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- In Memory, 9/11/01
