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twinklefaery wrote:
This thread is a riot. I cannot believe what this lardass put in his mouth from 4:30 p.m. to bedtime. It is absolutely crazy. I'm only sorry this thread wasn't started while he was in HOH. He never went a moment without gnoshing while in that room.

Ryan when he entered the BB house:

And Ryan as of last week:

Images courtesy of "scootie" at Joketards

Wow. That's pretty dramatic.

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twinklefaery wrote:
This thread is a riot. I cannot believe what this lardass put in his mouth from 4:30 p.m. to bedtime. It is absolutely crazy. I'm only sorry this thread wasn't started while he was in HOH. He never went a moment without gnoshing while in that room.

Ryan when he entered the BB house:

And Ryan as of last week:

Images courtesy of "scootie" at Joketards

I thought this was appropriate - it's really stunning. And the "now" picture is from last week. I'll bet it's even more dramatic this week. Someone will have to continue to grab screen captures week to week of Lard boy and post them in this thread if he stays.

holy SHIT. that's really amazing. he's going to look like john candy by the time he leaves. so he needs to STAY so we can watch it.

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and BB needs to continuously let out the seams in his clothes so that Ryan doesn't realize he is getting fatter

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diewinelle wrote:

twinklefaery wrote:
This thread is a riot. I cannot believe what this lardass put in his mouth from 4:30 p.m. to bedtime. It is absolutely crazy. I'm only sorry this thread wasn't started while he was in HOH. He never went a moment without gnoshing while in that room.

Ryan when he entered the BB house:

And Ryan as of last week:

Images courtesy of "scootie" at Joketards

I thought this was appropriate - it's really stunning. And the "now" picture is from last week. I'll bet it's even more dramatic this week. Someone will have to continue to grab screen captures week to week of Lard boy and post them in this thread if he stays.

holy SHIT. that's really amazing. he's going to look like john candy by the time he leaves. so he needs to STAY so we can watch it.

Blame the loss of pussy. That, and the fear that Parker was Porkin' his girl while in sequester. Ok, yes..blame da blacks then.

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Is Rye not well? Between Thursday and Friday, he refused food twice. TWICE. And he even uttered those three little words I never in a million years thought I'd hear him say. "I'm not hungry."

Oh, no, wait.

10:58am BB time - bowl of cerel

Phew.

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11 AM BBT : 9 hellish food free hours after his steak, Ryan has started his day with the traditional cereal, milk combo. He drinks the milk/crumb aftermath when he is finished and proceeds to scrape the bowl with his spoon as if he's cleaning grout from a tub.

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just hoping since BB is showing him eating they will put it on the air

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this is entirely amusing.

The two pics above are... wow.

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I went to a calorie counter site and here is what he is burning every day. I gave him the benefit of the doubt and at least 30 minutes for the most vigorous activities and guessed his weight at 225lbs. My guesstimate is we could lop off at least 500 calories, but let's give him the benefit of the doubt. At the rate he was going from when we starting keeping track, he is probably gaining at least a pound and a half a day.

Activity	Calories burned
Brush teeth	21
Mopping	76
Reading	108
Washing dishes	115
Housework	148
Weight lifting - general	176
Showering	216
Billiards	256
Walking 2 mph	284
Basketball - shooting baskets	459
Croquet	513
Total Calories Burned	2,372

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With all that food it's GOT to take a lot of effort to drop a deuce.

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He's 255. Or so he said a couple weeks ago. He later reduced it to 240 -- which I'm sure means he gained weight.

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DOGPILE TIME!

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All you need is Jen's crushed head under his ass and it would be perfect

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Sheila with the gloves and the sheet covering his weiner

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@ this thread.

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DOGPILE TIME!

Chelsia is hiding under a roll of fat.

Does this motherfucker even chew his food??

Last Edited By: ghettofabman 03/15/08 12:30 PM. Edited 2 times.

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omzig wrote:
Sheila with the gloves and the sheet covering his weiner

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(03/15/08 12:31 PM)

Dicked....by Evel that is

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hossc wrote:

diewinelle wrote:

twinklefaery wrote:
This thread is a riot. I cannot believe what this lardass put in his mouth from 4:30 p.m. to bedtime. It is absolutely crazy. I'm only sorry this thread wasn't started while he was in HOH. He never went a moment without gnoshing while in that room.

Ryan when he entered the BB house:

And Ryan as of last week:

Images courtesy of "scootie" at Joketards

I thought this was appropriate - it's really stunning. And the "now" picture is from last week. I'll bet it's even more dramatic this week. Someone will have to continue to grab screen captures week to week of Lard boy and post them in this thread if he stays.

holy SHIT. that's really amazing. he's going to look like john candy by the time he leaves. so he needs to STAY so we can watch it.

Blame the loss of pussy. That, and the fear that Parker was Porkin' his girl while in sequester. Ok, yes..blame da blacks then.

OMG can you imagine when he gets out of the house and realizes Jen was alone in a house with Parker for all that time? And he said before she was a black-out drunk. I KNOW they had alcohol. I bet he tapped that ass while there. He HAD to had done it. I only can hope Parker tells it.

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