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RYAN THE MANBEARPIG FOOD LOG THREAD. OVER 1 BILLION CALORIES SERVED

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factoryhurl	Can Yuku Handle It?	#41	[-]
Posts: 959 (03/15/08 9:04 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If Sheila goes this week instead of Ryan, this thread will rival the Live Feed Discussion.
highwind44029		#42	[-]
Posts: 22205 (03/15/08 9:19 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This thread is genius!!!
SurvivorArctic		#43	[-]
Posts: 6295 (03/15/08 9:22 AM) Not a team player Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The thing is we can only count the calories we see him ingest. When he sleeps, you KNOW he is dreaming about a land made of steak and sour cream. I swear he gains weight as he sleeps!
oh ehm gee		#44	[-]
Posts: 277 (03/15/08 9:48 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This thread is made of win. I hasten to think of what will happen if/when he goes on slop.
Polyester Bear		#45	[-]
Posts: 363 (03/15/08 9:50 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Penalty nominations.
ghettofabman		#46	[-]
Posts: 128 (03/15/08 9:57 AM) I don't get most of the jokes Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	factoryhurl wrote: If Sheila goes this week instead of Ryan, this thread will rival the Live Feed Discussion. Hell, this thread IS the Live Feed Discussion thread! An idea of what it's like in Ryan's arteries... If he sees this, he'll be craving doughnuts next. Last Edited By: ghettofabman 03/15/08 10:03 AM. Edited 1 times.
Vmeyers		#47	[-]
Posts: 2358 (03/15/08 10:05 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I hope they evict Sheila or Matt, just for the sake of this thread. Kudos!
ohboy		#48	[-]
Posts: 339 (03/15/08 10:18 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	this needs to be a segment on the show. & this thread gets a 5-muffin rating.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#49	[-]
Posts: 1333 (03/15/08 10:31 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	oh ehm gee wrote: This thread is made of win. I hasten to think of what will happen if/when he goes on slop. If he goes on slop we'll just count his pickle/slop/BBQ sauce intake and how much he moans about food. I really can't take credit for this thread- it was the people on the live feed discussion reporting what he eats that gave me the idea. But thanks for all the compliments. His eating is just halarious to me. I am hoping to finish this thread with a Jun type split screen at the end staring his belly fat.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#50	[-]
Posts: 1334 (03/15/08 10:33 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ohboy wrote: this needs to be a segment on the show. & this thread gets a 5-muffin rating. The people that work for the show regularly come to this board. That would be awesome if they got the idea to do a segment where they do a time stamp in the lower right hand corner and do a condensed 24 hour period of all he ate.
tigerfan0001		#51	[-]
Posts: 332 (03/15/08 10:51 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm thinking, today he will top 15,000 calories before bedding. Great thread!!!
diewinelle		#52	[-]
Posts: 6141 (03/15/08 11:02 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	keep in mind, 3500 calories=1 pound. we can calculate how many pounds a day he's gaining.
ZachtheOgre		#53	[-]
Posts: 131 (03/15/08 11:04 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ryan MUST stay. This epic thread needs to grow daily. The approximate date of his impending heart attack can be calculated
tigerfan0001		#54	[-]
Posts: 333 (03/15/08 11:07 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Can this thread grow as fast as his waistline?
JaniTholeMyDolly		#55	[-]
Posts: 1335 (03/15/08 11:09 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	diewinelle wrote: keep in mind, 3500 calories=1 pound. we can calculate how many pounds a day he's gaining. OMG I never thought of that.
brooks5210		#56	[-]
Posts: 1139 (03/15/08 11:13 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Can you imagine the junk he must eat on the outside? McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, I bet the people that work there know him personally.
Gnarl24		#57	[-]
Posts: 1384 (03/15/08 11:21 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If he somehow managed to make it to the end, he might not be able to get out the door on the finale night!
I LUV TIJUANA		#58	[-]
Posts: 8254 (03/15/08 11:38 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Whats up? Ryan's cholesterol, weight and blood sugar. Okay, that was lame.
Sardonically Irreverent		#59	[-]
Posts: 12390 (03/15/08 11:38 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Let the intake begin!
twinklefaery		#60	[-]
Posts: 899 (03/15/08 11:39 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This thread is a riot. I cannot believe what this lardass put in his mouth from 4:30 p.m. to bedtime. It is absolutely crazy. I'm only sorry this thread wasn't started while he was in HOH. He never went a moment without gnoshing while in that room. Ryan when he entered the BB house: And Ryan as of last week: Images courtesy of "scootie" at Joketards I thought this was appropriate - it's really stunning. And the "now" picture is from last week. I'll bet it's even more dramatic this week. Someone will have to continue to grab screen captures week to week of Lard boy and post them in this thread if he stays.

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