AeRo 21 wrote:
I'm tempted to try to convert what he eats to Weight Watcher's points and send his daily totals to his myspace.
That might be hard, I bet he can eat faster than any of us can add.
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RYAN THE MANBEARPIG FOOD LOG THREAD. *OVER 1 BILLION CALORIES SERVED*
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Posts: 1327 (03/15/08 12:21 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Jen called Ryan out for being a racist. Unreal. he's been in college for 8 years and isn't' even educated enough to realize it's not the 40's anymore? He never once said, "Jen why are you lying about me?" Instead Ryan said, "You should keep your mouth shut about certain things" and "It's the way I was raised." How fucking sickening. Of course, he used the "I have black friends" defense and the "Im not racist" Sorry, ManBearRacistPig, but if judge Jen for dating a man based solely on the color of your skin, it makes you racist. I also heard Ryan has never had a job?? What a lazy fuck! Gee, he's in college for almost a decade, never had a job, cums in less than 30 seconds, and you can't even tell if he penis is inside you? What a catch.
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Posts: 1328 (03/15/08 12:24 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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blistering wrote:
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Posts: 204 (03/15/08 12:25 AM) Registered user |
11:24 BB time Ryan sighs in satisfaction over the fact that no one seems to be interested in the "2nd" batch of cookies, now available
Thought I saw a balloon over his head -"More cookies for me!!!" |
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OaktownFunk |
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Posts: 205 (03/15/08 12:27 AM) Registered user |
11:28pm BB time Ryan downs at least three of the 2nd batch of cookies. "Mmm I fuckin love cookies" he says.
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AeRo 21 |
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Posts: 2150 (03/15/08 12:29 AM) Registered user |
11:28pm BB time Ryan downs at least three of the 2nd batch of cookies. "Mmm I fuckin love cookies" he says. Did he really?
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OaktownFunk |
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Posts: 206 (03/15/08 12:29 AM) Registered user |
Yes....for reals.
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Posts: 2306 (03/15/08 12:31 AM) Registered user |
lmfao rofl
the one thing Ryan is useful for... eating |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 1329 (03/15/08 1:06 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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He's going to bed. Final daily recap since dinner, breakfast and lunch not included:
9:42pm: 2 Beers 11:17am: a rack of cookies 11:28pm: a second helping of cookiesI would guestimate approx. 3,000 calories from 4pm until bedtime, add in breakfast and lunch and we're looking at around 10,000-12,000 calories today. Daily exercise: lifting a fork and opening a chip bag. |
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Posts: 1068 (03/15/08 1:12 AM) Registered user |
Ryan had to get a commitment from Natalie for her to make fruit salad in the morning before going to sleep.
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Posts: 1330 (03/15/08 1:19 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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NEVERFUCKING MIND!!! He got BACK OUT of bed for more cookies! We are never going to be able to keep up with this! I wanted to go to
bed and now I have to add to the food log! FUCK!
OK, let's try this again:
9:42pm: 2 Beers 11:17am: a rack of cookies 11:28pm: a second helping of cookies12:19am: a third helping of cookies and another beer I would guestimate approx. Daily exercise: lifting a fork and opening a chip bag. |
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Posts: 12378 (03/15/08 1:24 AM) Registered user |
This is the best thread ever. Or at least the best thread since the Junzilla Food Count, but I wasn't around here back then. Well done!
P.S. I'm kind of surprised he doesn't eat his cigarette butts. |
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Posts: 2307 (03/15/08 1:24 AM) Registered user |
Daily exercise: lifting a fork and opening a chip bag.
NEVERFUCKING MIND!!! He got BACK OUT of bed for more cookies!ROFL ... this guy is amazing.. at what he does |
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Sardonically Irreverent |
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Posts: 12379 (03/15/08 1:27 AM) Registered user |
Did he just say he is craving a baked potato?
Jebus Facking Christ. |
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Posts: 2308 (03/15/08 1:33 AM) Registered user |
^^^
I don't have the feeds.. and i wasn't sure it was this bad.. but woww... this guy eats whatever comes in the way... and when he's not eating he's thinking about what to eat I'm watching feeds from the 13th right now, cuz thats the day i'm on... and he's sucking on a lollypop |
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Posts: 1071 (03/15/08 1:37 AM) Registered user |
Did he just say he is craving a baked potato? "Baked Potato" is Ryan's secret code for "top half of the fridge."
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Posts: 4882 (03/15/08 2:05 AM) Registered user |
1:04 AM BB time: Ryan eating the shit underneath his nails then spits it on the kitchen floor.
eta- 1:30 AM BB time- James fixes plate of food and Ryan says "Damn, you're going to make me eat." Then he reaches in the fridge and pulls out a big piece of meat and woofs it down.
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Posts: 12388 (03/15/08 2:32 AM) Registered user |
1:31 AM BBT : He's eating a steak now.
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Posts: 208 (03/15/08 2:32 AM) Registered user |
1:32 AM BB time: Ryan...seeing James re-heat his dinner in the microwave, says " Dude you are making me hungry".
Ryan grabs a steak out of the fridge and eats it cold. |
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Posts: 1332 (03/15/08 2:58 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Can someone on the West coast log his nightly feedings?? It's almost 5am, and in order to finish the daily total, I had to wait. So I guess I will post
the daily totals in the morning from the night before, he's incredible. ..........
9:42pm: 2 Beers 11:17am: a rack of cookies 11:28pm: a second helping of cookies12:19am: a third helping of cookies and another beer 1:32am: A cold steak from fridge. The man is truly amazing. I would guestimate approx. Daily exercise (stayed the same): lifting a fork and opening a chip bag. |
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