Can you let Derek know that if he does not start giving us some quality time that he will be replaced by Brent for title of Favorite Fat-Ass Contestant of All Time? You, of course are still our #1 Invisible Reality Whore.
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Can you let Derek know that if he does not start giving us some quality time that he will be replaced by Brent for title of Favorite Fat-Ass Contestant of All Time? You, of course are still our #1 Invisible Reality Whore. |
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Meow All Day Long |
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Invisible Reality Whore! I'm like a fucking ninja.
I'll let Derek know he is missed terribly. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Derek is too busy getting fisted by leather-clad Neanderthals to bother with a suit-obsessed 98-year old Benny Hill lookalike.
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SuitSnob |
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Miss Alley Shack wrote: No wonder I have vagina issues about you-you are the spitting image of Benny Hill's mother! |
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SuitSnob |
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Meow All Day Long wrote: That could be your character if you go on Who Wants to Be a Superhero!!! |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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No wonder I have vagina issues about you-you are the spitting image of Benny Hill's mother!That can't be! Other people have always said that I bear a striking resemblance to Rowan Atkinson's mother. |
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KaleyAlexander |
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Hey, did anyone miss me? Alot went down.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Since when did the cops let you out?
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KaleyAlexander |
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Miss Alley Shack wrote: I didn't do anything. It was all my friends.
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SuitSnob |
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KaleyAlexander wrote: Could you possibly put this all into a flowchart? |
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KaleyAlexander |
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SuitSnob wrote: Is that the thing with arrows and boxes? |
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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SuitSnob wrote: Not Midget Brian's? |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Does "hot dog" even apply to Midget Brian? I'm thinking of those cute little cocktail sausages myself. Then again, some men who are not that tall
compensate for their lack of height with extra girth and length where it really counts, so hmm, perhaps a hands-on inspection of the darling Mr Mandelbaum is
in order...
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SuitSnob |
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No, like all Smurfs he's got a little mushroom-shaped pee-pee...but he knows how to use it-he'll fuck you 'til you're blue in the face.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Oh, you funny silly thing you. If you turned around, you'd have realized that the adorable Mandelbaum Midget was yawning and cranking a baseball bat while
you bit the pillow and moaned melodramatically.
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Miss Alley Shack wrote: I bet he's HUNG like a unicorn!
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mlhecky |
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Wow. There are some creepy posts on this message board. LOL Crazy people. But onto another subject, how come that banner at the top of the page isn't
updated yet to show Stephen X'd out like the others that got fired?
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SuitSnob |
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Miss Alley Shack wrote: I don't think he's big enough for baseball...maybe pee-wee T-ball? |
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KaleyAlexander |
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I'd screw Brian. I always wanted to get kinky with one of Santa's workers so I'd dress him up like an Elf.
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daggers44 |
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Ivana VS. Fembot Round 2!!!
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