Maybe David Cook will sing her new hit, Touch My Body, and turn it into a rock song.
"Touch my body
throw me on the bed..."
"Touch my body
throw me on the bed..."
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David Cook Hate- Now With Bastard Ass Rainbows
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seaguy |
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Posts: 10189 (04/15/08 10:15 AM) AI Forum Moderator |
Velveeta Revolver wrote:
Are people really up in arms over this? Whatta bunch o' freaks! Another drive-by Cooktard <3 post in the hate thread *ducks* |
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opendoor50 |
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Posts: 741 (04/15/08 2:14 PM) Registered user |
This is even funnier because Lacey is an upbeat Mormon. Not quite the right match for a brooding emo alt rocker. |
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Velveeta Revolver |
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Posts: 1933 (04/15/08 2:21 PM) Registered User |
seaguy wrote: Yes, they're all in a titter because ZOMG he might just prefer a 20 something year old with a toned dancer's bod over a middle-aged, married "domestic engineer" with a gunt or a pasty teenage chub in need of ProActiv. Unpossible, I know. I mean, I think he's hot and all too (shaddup) but I also am well aware of my status on the pussy chain. |
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James Barber |
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Posts: 11283 (04/15/08 2:33 PM) Registered User |
I thought she was still with Hok.
Maybe he can dump Lacey and get with Lauren. I can't wait to see the reaction then... |
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opendoor50 |
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Posts: 742 (04/15/08 2:38 PM) Registered user |
She's 19 (as far as I know) and has a mannish face but a huge butt. I think it's extra funny that she's a Mormon. Is this part of some Daddy
Porkchop plot????? Idol guys usually wait till the show's over to hook up. My prediction of postidol megadouche still holds for Cookie.
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roachc420 |
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Posts: 331 (04/15/08 2:46 PM) Registered User |
Let's look at this objectively.
He's a 25 year old straight(ish) male from middle America. He was a bartender in a dive bar that had a band and occasionally toured the Midwest. He's obviously being groomed to be a star. He now has a chance with a hot dancer chick. Uff Duh. Of course he's going to tap that. He'd be considered a total moron around here if he didn't. |
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 21520 (04/15/08 3:04 PM) Registered User |
cook could come out and sing sweet home alabama in cantonese while
lying in a pool of his own urine, drunk as a skunk and he won't get voted off this week |
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roachc420 |
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Posts: 332 (04/15/08 3:12 PM) Registered User |
^ It would be better than "Hero". Which is my sick gut feeling for this crap theme.
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dogpillow |
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Posts: 581 (04/15/08 3:33 PM) Registered User |
He's a 25 year old straight(ish) male I wouldn't be too sure about that at all. |
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James Barber |
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Posts: 11307 (04/15/08 7:03 PM) Registered User |
He was better than last week, but the judge reactions were overkill. I thought he was somewhat sluggish, and while I realize this was a hard week for him and
the judges were right not to add to it, picking this performance to go crazy over seemed very odd.
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The Purple Parrot |
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Posts: 5268 (04/15/08 8:44 PM) Registered user |
I cannot believe the judges orgasmed over his SHIT performance tonight! I was absolutely 100% certain that they were going to slam him for that shitfest, and
then they friggin give him the comments of the century! WTF!?!? He's not that good! In fact, he sucks! God, I cannot stand his ugly Jimmy Neutron head!
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SurvivorFanGP |
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Posts: 6969 (04/15/08 8:46 PM) Registered user |
I cannot stand his ugly Jimmy Neutron head! >: ( PuPa <3
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nooneynooney |
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Posts: 190 (04/15/08 8:55 PM) |
WTF was that? He hit more bum notes than anyone else tonight, and the judges praised him for that mess of an arrangement? Yuk.
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dogpillow |
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Posts: 586 (04/15/08 9:00 PM) Registered User |
They have a script don't they. Nigel gives them the list of who is getting pimpage for the week, and who has to be slammed for the week. I even think now
that Clive Davis has chosen who is getting a contract before the show even begins, then they are put in there as "contestants" and pimped, and even
if they got the lowest votes each week they would stay and someone else would go. Certainly RCA has by now said "keep this rocker so we can have another
Daughtry millions sold." That was such a plant, such a phony script, Randy standing up, and Paula saying it was so awesome, and Simon's comments. It
was actually so average and plain and boring.
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Posts: 27 (04/16/08 1:48 AM) |
I thought it was the worst performance of the season. I hate that hootie and the blowfish growl he uses whenever he sings..He butchered, murdered,killed that
song..I have no idea what crack the judges were smoking tonight to have praised him the way they did! And finall he isso arrogant and smug, WTF was up with
those fake sympathy crying at the end of that song..I mean was it that emotional of a song? or was he just pimping for votes again
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opendoor50 |
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Posts: 751 (04/16/08 6:10 AM) Registered user |
His very ill brother was in the audience so the crying was sincere. Everything is in place for this guy as the "winner" of AI.
Once Randy talks about the album and gives the SO, it's ovah. I love how he's so completely unoriginal in the real world but on this show he's a revelation.
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Posts: 333 (04/16/08 7:09 AM) I demand attention! |
Believe it. They are desperate for a battle of the Davids in the finale. They are the only two people left who have any chance of releasing a CD that could go
platinum. KKKristy's might go gold, the others would flop entirely. So they ignored how awful he was. I don't think the voting is fixed though. Too
many people would have to be in on it, and by now one of them would have sold Nigel out. Conspiracy theorists ignore this inconvenient fact. Plus IF that were
true the judges attempts to sway the voting wouldn't have to be so blatant and shocker eliminations of people the judges loved wouldn't keep happening.
They have decided that David Cook is the second coming of Daughtry, like they decided Timberfake would be as good as his namesake last season. So they are
basically ignoring the fact that he has totally sucked 3 weeks in a row. Simon isn't totally deaf though. So if D.Cook keeps sucking, watch him bail out
and turn on him. That would be great fun to watch.
Now for another question: why do so many otherwise sharp people in SUCKS think D.Cook was any good last night? That one I can't answer at all. |
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Hillary Wallbanger |
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Posts: 450 (04/16/08 7:13 AM) |
I cannot believe the judges orgasmed over his SHIT performance tonight! I was absolutely 100% certain that they were going to slam him for that shitfest, and then they friggin give him the comments of the century! WTF!?!? He's not that good! In fact, he sucks! God, I cannot stand his ugly Jimmy Neutron head! >: (This guy could stand up there and fart out Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer and get praised by those lame ass judges. |
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Posts: 21000 (04/16/08 7:22 AM) Registered user |
ebrown3023 wrote: So glad I am not the only one who thought of the comparison. |
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