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Meanwhile, Lisaownage is in effect.

Lisa shows how easy it is to get NicoRex going...

In the garden Lisa, Stuart, Mo, Darnell and NicoRex were grabbing a rare slice of sunlight and comparing the Garden's tasty odour to one more closely associated to Mohamed ass.

Lisa, a mischievous gleam in the corner of her eye, decided it had been too long since NicoRex had had an argument, and gave them a little nudge, "Nicole, I heard Rex saying about your heels last night."

She then sat back to enjoy the show.

"He's ridiculous," she pouted, turning on her beloved, "As if I'm not going to wear high heels Rex!"

Bait taken, hook, line...and indeed, sinker!

"It's not a good look to make yourself taller than me," was Rex's response, however it is quite a good look Rex.

"I'm not taller than you," Nicole shot back, with a frustrated sigh.

"I know you're not, you're a lot shorter than me! Your head comes up to my chin," said the man who definitely doesn't have a height issue.

Lisa spied an opportunity to further stir the bubbling broth, "Does it really Rex? No, she looks so much taller!"

This time it was Rex taking Lisa's bait, "Stand up," he told Nicole, before turning back to a smirking Lisa and saying triumphantly, "look!"

"Gosh, it must be the shoes," giggled Lisa, skilfully taking us back to square one!

Rex then made to round things off: "And that's why I say it's not fair when she wears those heels." But Nicole wasn't having it, "I'm gonna wear heels whenever I want," she told him. "Of course you are because you're a selfish *****," was Rex's finisher, and Nicole was off to the other room. Before Rex's loving words had a chance to hang awkwardly in the air he turned on the crowd.

"It doesn't help with you lot agreeing with her. It's not the nicest thing to go out with your girlfriend and she looks taller than you and just makes you look like a ****."

It was left to Lisa to simmer what she'd boiled, "you look suited! You look good together"

Aww, how sweet.

I used to give Rex the benefit of the doubt, but lately his behavior is not a funny shtick, just that of a miserable cock. There's no humor in his bullying anymore, making him an out-and-out asshole. Clearly, he believes his own press (not that he's been able to read it, but after surviving multiple evictions and having his significant other placed in the house, he can infer.) I'm off of Rex for good.