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sugarrhill		#81	[-]
Posts: 3388 (03/26/08 1:30 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	^^^The only one that has a legitimate right to snicker is Cuntess LuAnn. None of the other housewives have brownstones or townhouses in Manhattan. And they also don't own apartments at tony addresses in Manhattan either.
xabana		#82	[-]
Posts: 6257 (03/26/08 1:34 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh sorry, I meant non-casted NY housewives. But I thought Jill had a place in the upper East Side? No? None of those bitches would step foot where I live - midtown. Can you imagine their horror?
downtown somewhere in Texas		#83	[-]
Posts: 267 (03/26/08 1:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I do like the things that make the countess snicker. a flashing marijuana leaf pendant she gets off a street vendor for 10 bucks being one of them.
downtown somewhere in Texas		#84	[-]
Posts: 268 (03/26/08 2:01 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	on Alex's blog, she's discussing the massive renovations to their home right now. moving the kitchen from the 1st floor to the 2nd. digging out the basement to have an 8 ft ceiling. I had much rather have room like that. I just can not grasp owning next to nothing just for appearances sake. let the old bitches snicker away. but the way alex wants to be socially correct, I guess she'd give it all up for the right location.
Cammie		#85	[-]
Posts: 139 (03/26/08 2:03 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I love Jill. Love how she flat out told Alex & her gay husband that Francois would need a nickname in school and "Franc" wasn't going to cut it so she named the kid "Frank" and you just know that's going to be the kid's name the rest of his life! Ramona is getting such an eville stage mother edit. I just feel for poor Avery who only wants to go to school but is probably going to end up in years of therapy because of her mother's ambitions. Poor Bethenny is screwed. Her guy already has his kids; no way does he want to start over with her. She needs to cut her losses now and head to the local sperm bank. Have mixed feelings on LuAnn. I get her wanting to go out and be "cool" with her 20 something neice but maybe she should stay home and make sure her daughter and her "best friend" aren't experimenting with BJs or other things in her bedroom.
CC1018		#86	[-]
Posts: 1041 (03/26/08 2:06 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jill is the best!!!!!!!! I just love her to death... Bobby knows his place is to write the checks -- where do I get a man like that??? Ramona just needs to pack up now. And watching Alex @ the lunch just made me nauseous in so many ways :: FRONK???? FROOOOOONK?????????????? Oh lordy - I don't care if tuition is $25K/year -- those prep school kids are gonna rip that kid UP! Isn't it HYSTERICAL that housefraus in Kansas are home-schooling their kids but the rich folk in Manhattan spend that kind of cash on school... why not just pay for tutors? LuAnn loves to mingle with the 'little' people -- she obviously hooked a big one & coughed up 2 kids to ensure the lineage, period. She does not seem to be very maternal (but way better at it than Ramona is!!!). WTF with the niece wearing a $700 silk scarf as a head wrap -- did we time warp back to 1971?? It looks like Bethenny's daddy issues are going to hit it hard next week. And Alex doesn't live in Brooklyn -- she lives in Cobble Hill, so get it straight next time.
sugarrhill		#87	[-]
Posts: 3389 (03/26/08 2:15 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Uhm, maybe you're kidding but Cobble Hill IS a neighborhood in Brooklyn. Cobble Hill is a neighborhood in the New York City borough of Brooklyn, USA. Bordered by Atlantic Avenue on the north, Hicks Street to the west, Smith Street on the east and Degraw Street to the south, Cobble Hill sits adjacent to Boerum Hill and Brooklyn Heights with Carroll Gardens to the south. The neighborhood is part of Brooklyn Community Board 6.^[1] The area is historically Italian and is served by two commercial main streets - Court and Smith Streets. Family-run shops are Cobble Hill's biggest attraction; Italian meat markets (such as Staubitz Meat Market on Court St.) and old time barber shops mixing with trendy new restaurants. Smith Street is known as Brooklyn's "Restaurant Row" due to the large number of eateries and watering holes that opened on the street during the late 1990s and early 2000s. Cobble Hill Park, at the intersection of Congress and Clinton Streets, was reconstructed in 1989 and reflects the brick and stone character of this tree lined neighborhood. Cobble Hill is also renowned for its private Italianate style brownstone and brick row houses. Many of these buildings were remodeled according to regulations dictated by the New York City Landmarks Preservation Commission as the gentrification of the eastern and southern borders of this designated Historic District took hold. Until the 1970s, Cobble Hill and Carroll Gardens were, together, known as "South Brooklyn", even though they are in the northwest portion of the modern borough, because they were south of Atlantic Street (now Atlantic Avenue), which was the southern boundary of the City of Brooklyn (now Brooklyn Heights and Downtown Brooklyn) during part of the 19th century. In 1844 the Cobble Hill Tunnel was dug in Atlantic Street so trains could avoid climbing the hill. The neighborhood is served by the Bergen Street IND Culver Line (F G) subway station. This station has an unused lower level that has in the past been used for express service. But I thought Jill had a place in the upper East Side? ETA: The Upper East side is a big place and not all sections are created equal. Lenox Hill, Carnegie Hill, and Yorkville are the ugly step-children of the Upper East Side. The farther away from Central Park you are the less exclusive and prestigous. Though Eastend Avenue is also exclusive and coveted but only because it's near Gracie Mansion, the mayor's home. And not all apartment buildings are created equal either. None of the exteriors I've seen on the show indicate that any of the other Manhattan housewives live on Park, 5th, or Madison. And all the apartments shown are the hideous skyscrapers known to be popular in Yorkville. Last Edited By: sugarrhill 03/26/08 2:32 PM. Edited 2 times.
catjwl		#88	[-]
Posts: 125 (03/26/08 2:18 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMG, calm down sugarhill. it is going to be ok. just because someone is stupid, you don't have to get all wound up.
xabana		#89	[-]
Posts: 6263 (03/26/08 2:27 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	And Alex doesn't live in Brooklyn -- she lives in Cobble Hill, so get it straight next time. Uh, fuck you? Do your geography first before attempting to correct people.
CC1018		#90	[-]
Posts: 1046 (03/26/08 5:12 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Uh, fuck you? Do your geography first before attempting to correct people. Sarcasm is so hard to type -- I was referencing the snooty way Alex & Simon were trying to make "Brooklyn" sound more upscale during the school tour -- I know that the school knows Cobble Hill is just a section of Brooklyn, but she certainly does not want anyone to think she lives in "BROOKLYN", ya know? I was not implying that the poster was incorrect with the information, just trying to make fun of those higher than me in the foodchain. I apologize for not getting that across properly. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ETA: almost forgot: how classless was it that Simon was faux-whispering to Alex @ dinner, "Should we get the check?", just waiting for Bobby to wave him away. Didn't Simon invite them to dinner? Last Edited By: CC1018 03/26/08 5:16 PM. Edited 1 times.
Lori595		#91	[-]
Posts: 497 (03/27/08 7:58 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I've met LuAnn types, Jill types and Bethenny types at Canyon Ranch. You know the scene in Nanny Diaries when the mother comes home early from Canyon Ranch because it was filled with suburban riff raff? Yea, that's me--the riff raff. I'm always blinded by the carats when I go there but hey, my money is as good as theirs, I just have less. Jill is a riot. And exactly when will Alex stop climbing??
Cal Saints Fan		#92	[-]
Posts: 85 (03/27/08 11:04 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	And exactly when will Alex stop climbing?? When her head is completely up Gloria Vanderbilt's ass....
Dani10		#93	[-]
Posts: 274 (03/27/08 8:19 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It was actually nice to see Bobby (Jill's husband) in a scene without her daughter. Those scenes are so uncomfortable... it was nice to see him more relaxed... I have no idea why ;) Bethany needs to lose that jackass boyfriend. What a douche bag.
Mrs Krista Boogie		#94	[-]
Posts: 1269 (03/27/08 9:18 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! I just saw this week's episode. The place Avery went to "audition" for a "Meryl Streep movie" is one of those scam places that cater to desperate stage parents. They claim that they can "place your child" into commercials, TV and movies. That's not how it works. To get into a movie you read for a casting director, not a "management company." If Willhemina really gave them Avery's home phone number I'd be ripping Willhemina a new asshole. No way were they casting a Meryl Streep film. Avery was slightly better than her first audition at Willhemina, but the kid needs acting lessons. Makes me hate her mom even more, friggin leech. eta: I just finished the rest of it. More frustration. Perhaps Bethany's boyfriend doesn't want to discuss their future ON TELEVISION. This does not make him an asshole, just a normal straight guy who works in the corporate world and isn't a media whore. My husband would react exactly the same way if I wanted to have an intimate conversation in front of a camera crew. Now Bethany will whine about his "problems" to her friends. Guess what, Bethany. He's not right for you. Unfortunately Bachelor Blob is taken, but there must be someone else who'd love to have a showmance with you. Last Edited By: Mrs Krista Boogie 03/27/08 10:07 PM. Edited 1 times.
flagirl4		#95	[-]
Posts: 43 (03/28/08 9:12 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So far, I love this show! I think Jill is awesome. Bethenny too - she's pretty funny. I felt bad because she was a little too drunk and probably shouldn't have pressured her boyfriend in front of the cameras, I can see why he'd shy away. I'm sure she was hungover and regretful the next morning. Oh well. LuAnn - still trying to make up my mind about her. In some ways she seems down to earth, but at others she's a bit uptight and snooty. Ramona - she is the NY version of Vicki Gunvalson. She might be kind of fun to hang out with, but I think she's only good in small doses. She needs to think before she speaks. Way too overboard when it comes to pushing her daughter into acting. You can tell Avery doesn't really want to do it, she's just trying to please her mother. Alex - total pretentious wannabe and married to a gay man. Her clothes are horrid. Everything she tried on in that one episode was tacky and fug and looked like something Madonna would have worn in the 80's. She could have passed on some of those ugly dresses and used the money to buy new furniture instead. What's with the college dorm decor? I mean seriously. Futons and 80's black leather sofas? Don't use the kids as an excuse. I have 2 little ones and am still able to furnish my home nicely without them ruining it. And as far as renovating that townhouse, so far all they've done is dig out the cellar and scrape old paint off the stairs. Everything else she talked about is stuff they want to do, but obviously can't afford it yet. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but stop trying to act so elite and rich when you're really just middle class. If they were really loaded, they'd renovate all at once and live somewhere else while it's being done. She would fit in much better with the OC ladies and their interest only mortgages! ETA: I cringed when Alex snarled her nose and said she would never live in the suburbs. Yeah, except for the half of your life when you lived in KANSAS! How about when one of the girls said something about "they're both european" (alex & Luann) and Alex didn't correct her! Honey, you're from Kansas. Last time I looked on the map, that wasn't in Europe. Last Edited By: flagirl4 03/28/08 12:21 PM. Edited 1 times.
factoryhurl		#96	[-]
Posts: 1325 (03/30/08 2:27 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Watching the marathon now and have to say that these people are the epitome of twuntness. I never thought that Bravo could come up with any human beings more hideous than the Real OC slunts.
Lori595		#97	[-]
Posts: 498 (03/30/08 2:34 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ramona needs a makeover..she's very orange.
factoryhurl		#98	[-]
Posts: 1326 (03/30/08 2:44 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	xabana wrote: I laugh everytime they show Alex's house and then have to flash "Brooklyn." You know other Housewives of NYC are snickering. She and that control freak husband are complete creeps. Lucky for them that they could find each other. Every pot has a lid. Cunt, meet Douchebag.
2Podunk 2Town		#99	[-]
Posts: 573 (03/30/08 4:02 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	catjwl wrote: Yeah, I am kinda feeling bad for Bethenney now. That Jason seems like a douche. But her trepidation in talking about moving in together is bull-oney. Why the F would anyone waste time with someone they are afraid to talk to? Judging from his reaction, I don't think he has any intention of moving in or marrying her, EVER. I get a "I like dick in a tranny-hooker" sort of way from him. She really should just cut her losses and move on now. I don't feel bad for her at all. Didn't she say that they had only been together for like 6 months? And then she gets drunk and tries to bully him into moving in together while on camera? I would have said the same thing if I were in his position. I didn't think his comment about the clothes was cruel. She was using that as a reason why they should move in together. No, you stupid cunt, just bring some damn clothes if it is that important. I was surprised how down to earth these snobs are. I was too at first, but then I realized it is because it seems like none of them are actually from that Upper East Side culture. From what it seems like, they didn't grow up wealthy. They became wealthy or married rich later on and joined in later. They aren't anything like the parents of kids I know from school who grew up in and continue to live that lifestyle. I love LuAnn and Jill. Alex makes me sad. Ramona is pathetically junvenile. And Bethenny isn't even a housewife, and from the looks of it, she won't be becoming one anytime soon.
RetroFox		#100	[-]
Posts: 66 (03/30/08 5:59 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Bethenny's BFF came off like an alcoholic trainwreck this past episode. I know everyone gets a little loopy when they're just sitting around having drinks with a good friend, but most of us don't have a camera to be aware of. She just came off SO bad. And why did she look like she was about to burst into t.ears at any moment when she was talking about how much she fucks her husband? I'm becoming increasingly distracted by how much the Cuntass is built like a man. Her build just reminds me of this girl I knew in high school who everyone used to call "The Linebacker." Alex and her gay husband are hilarious. I like it when they do confessionals together. It reminds me of the twins from FOL3.

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