<3 Cycle 2 and Shandigate
This show is so laffotastic. I love the editing, the panel's bashing and Tyrant's goofy antics (eg crazy homecoming queen).
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<3 Cycle 2 and Shandigate This show is so laffotastic. I love the editing, the panel's bashing and Tyrant's goofy antics (eg crazy homecoming queen). |
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CNTM2 <3, just the opening kicks all kinds of ass.
And ANTM2 was pretty fantastic as well. |
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6. Australia's Next Top Model, Cycle 2
Australia's Next Top Model was the first foreign cycle I ever saw. For that reason, it is probably ranked higher than it actually should be (as my ratings seem largely based on the nostalgia factor). Still, Cycle 2 was a very entertaining and interesting cycle. It had many interesting characters, including Hiranthi, the Sri Lankan girl parading around as if she were a princess (she is probably the closest thing you have to a diva on the Australian version), Caroline, the whiny and annoying namedropper, who eventually quits because she sucks at life, and Lara, the short girl, whose. My favorite by far, however, was Madeleine. Madeleine was both entertaining and a good model and I hoped beyond all hope that she could somehow pull ahead of Jessica, one of my least favorite Top Model contestants ever, if only for the fact that she thought she was so great when she was majorly fug and unpleasant, and Eboni, the classless bitch who ended up winning the whole thing. Madeleine, however, only lasted until the Final 4. The judges were unable to come up with a decent excuse, but eliminated her anyway. The reason why the cycle doesn't rate higher is mostly due to the outcome. Of the Final 3, I hated two and was indifferent toward the other. The third-placer, Simone, was extremely boring and was simply there as Eboni's lackey. With such unlikable people left in the end, The Final 2 of AusNTM 2 is probably one of my least favorite Final 2 of any Top Model series (it is only surpassed by BNTM 3 and ANTM 9). The fact that Eboni was able to leave the competition and reenter after missing over an entire week of the competition made the whole season seemed rigged. Had it been any other girl, I'm not sure they would have let her back in. Even though Eboni won, she hasn't had the same success as AusNTM's two other winners. While Alice and Gemma have traveled the world and signed with several agencies across the globe, Eboni was dropped from her agency and has since been reported in the news for assaulting a police officer and giving up modeling to wait tables. A spectacular finish for AusNTM 2, I'll say!
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5. America's Next Top Model, Cycle 1
The original ANTM is definitely a classic. Despite having a poor production value, Cycle 1 was still one of the best. All
characters (except for Tessa) were in their own way entertaining. You had Katie, the fake bitch, Nicole, the annoying bimbo who didn't want to part with
her crappy extensions, and Ebony, the lesbian whose outspokenness about her sexuality rubbed some of the girls the wrong way. Giselle, the vapid, insecure
brat, and Kesse were also pretty interesting (after all, Kesse was the first Baby Tyra). But as interesting as these other girls were, they were no match for
the Final 4.
The third runner-up, Robyn, the first plus-sized contestant who was a crazy religious zealot, is perhaps the most entertaining of the bunch as her Bible-thumping got her into many fights around the house. Also, the judges calling her out for not being willing to do a nude photoshoot despite flashing Mr. Jay a couple days earlier remains one of the most funny moments in ANTM history, as Robyn tries to explain her way around it, which prompts Tyra to give a demonstration of what Robyn had supposedly done. But Robyn would not be as great of a contestant if she simply were a bitch. What made Robyn so special is that, even though she was a bitch, she was a bitch with a smile on her face. She was so self-confidently delusional that she couldn't be phased by other girls' comments, which left the other girls frustrated. Elyse was also a great character, although I find her to be a lot less likable than other people do. To me, Elyse was a self-entitled bitch who vastly overestimated her own intelligence. Her rant, which remains one of ANTM's most memorable moments, was completely laffotastic, not because she was particularly accurate in her complaints of the other girls (although she was), but that she thought she was really in a position to seriously be judging these other girls. Elyse thought everyone's poop smelled, but her own, making her one of the most aggravating contestants of ANTM (at least for me). Filled with many great characters and great photoshoots, ANTM really started off as a fresh and interesting television series. Before Tyra had become unbearably annoying, Cycle 1 gave the viewer a fun look into the world of fashion and the modeling industry. Although the show improved production-wise with each successive season, its credibility and authenticity continued in a downward spiral. Unique for its time, Cycle 1 remains one of the best seasons of any reality TV show. The cycles that follow aren't necessarily better shows, I just found them more entertaining.
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Cycle 1, (according to Adrianne) was a "cult phenomenon."
But yeah Robyn was laffos and Elyse was true lurve. |
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OOOOH! GIT 'IM JESUS!
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Yeah, Shannon beat Elyse out for second place (without even participating in a photoshoot!). Maybe my dislike for Elyse clouds my judgment, but I was fine with
the Final 2. At the time, Adrianne made a good winner. It's just after the show, she went totally down hill!
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I love Cycle 1. <333 Robyn for her crazy zealousness and Shannon for her looks (albeit commercial)
The entire series is defo rewatchable. God bless MTV reruns. |
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Ebony: BITCH WHY U SINGIN!111111!1 |
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Are you kidding? The way she looked into the camera during the prayer circle...that was pure gold.
ETA: We said the exact same thing GP. <3 |
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I agree with pretty much all of your analyses, though I do think C7 is slightly underrated. It was the first time my two favorites made the f2 so that might
skew things, but Melrose was truly a one of the kind contestant. They need more ultra competitive, perfectionist, white sorority bitches on this show. I
loved the acting challenge when they all had to stage meltdowns and let out their inner demons. Caridee gave her terribly unnerving and raw "I WANT TO
KILL MYSELF" meltdown, and then Melrose's was sooooo obviously fake and hilarious. "WHY DO THE JUDGES ALWAYS CALL ME FIRST? IT SUCKS HAVING ALL
THESE EXPECTATIONS!!! UGH WHY AM I SO PERFECT?! *FAKE SOBBING*" <333
Eugena making the finale is also hilariously random in retrospect. Okay, maybe not. I loved how she said the girls in C6 were BOOOORRRRING, then delivered 0 memorable moments in the entire season. Cycle 1 ownage. Like most first seasons of reality shows, it was basically a different show so it's hard to compare to the rest. I loved how there was drama until the very end and it's the most rewatchable to me. The f5 and f4 episodes in Paris are two of my favorites. Also, agreeance with C5 Ashley love. She was pretty, albeit "actress pretty," but more importantly could have been a great character from what we saw. I haven't watched any of the foreign versions but I might now.
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I think Cycle 7 is underrated too, but that's probably because I loved Melrose and Caridee. And I loved Melrose's fight with stank bitch Monique when
she pushed her out of the telephone room.
After catching up on all the seasons I'd missed over the space of few months, I think I got the most enjoyment out of Cycle 1. Elyse is just the most awesome contestant ever, and there'll never be another girl like her. And of course Robyn was hilarious in her insanity, which was at its peak with the prayer circle. HOOOOOOOW EX-CELL-ENT! EXCELLEEEEENT! |
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So whats left? ANTM 3 and 6, AusNTM 1 and 3....whats the last one?
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Oops, somewhere I had started to misnumber them. Really, there are only four left. : )
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The first Australian one was pretty great. They aired it on VH1 for like 5 weeks and then took it off, those bastards. |
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4. Australia's Next Top Model, Cycle 1
With lots of drama and some great photoshoots, Cycle 1 of Australia's Next Top Model is one of my favorites. Like
America's first cycle, AusNTM 1 had great characters, as each girl had something unique and interesting about them (well, except for Naomi, but she was
eliminated first! Unfortunately for Samantha, the judges felt she was common looking and she was finally eliminated at the Final 4. But despite being eliminated, Samantha still could create drama. With Samantha's elimination came the climax of her (lopsided) feud with Gemma. As she was hugging the girls good-bye, she had told the other two contestants left (who were not Gemma) that she wanted them to win and to make sure that Gemma didn't end up winning. Of course, Gemma did end up winning, making Samantha look like a stupid bitch (as if she hadn't already). Samantha tried to defend herself at the reunion show, a move that made her look even more ridiculous and stupid. Gemma, of course, had the last laugh, not just because she won, but because she went on to have a pretty successful career, both in Australia and abroad, while Samantha was limited to going to promotional events and being an F-list celebrity in Australia. Over all, Australia's Next Top Model 1 was a great season with a great finish. The bitch lost while the good prevailed. |
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What was the name of the blonde girl who fueled all the early drama on the show? Alana? Alaina? She was a great bitch too, I lurved her. My fave moment of
hers was when she insisted her extensions were really nice and the hairstylist said they were cheap and ugly.
That season really was great. |
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Yeah, Allana was great! I don't know, I thought it was hilarious that the girls were all scandalized that she could have had breast-implants. I mean, sure
I talk trash sometimes when I see a girl with obvious breast-implants, but really, it is not that big of a deal!
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3. America's Next Top Model, Cycle 6
Only watch until about 2:05. Cycle 6 had everything any Top Model season needs: fun characters, hilarious catfights, and a great winner. Although most
of the girls that left early (Kathy, Wendy, Kari, Mollie Sue, and Leslie) were pretty boring, the other characters more than made up for it. The Top 5 of Cycle
6 is probably my favorite of any Top Model series, as every single girl had something interesting or entertaining about her (yes, even Sara. The girl found in
a mall).� Heck, the Top 7 were all pretty great entertainment-wise. Even Nnenna, who for the most part was pretty boring, had her funny
moments, like when her creepy, needy boyfriend came to visit and she wasn't that thrilled! But even without Jade's crazy antics, Cycle 6 had many great moments, including Furonda's Thai dance, Brooke and
Nnenna's rivalry, and Danielle's return to the photoshoot despite going to the hospital for food poisoning. Arguably the best part about Cycle 6,
however, were the hilariously horrendous CoverGirl commercials, which are probably the most entertaining commercials to date. Each commercial was some varying
degree of bad, with the girls either unable to come up with anything intelligible to say or unable to deliver their lines fluently and naturally. Other than
Jade's, my favorite was Mollie Sue's because of how absolutely uncharismatic she was! |
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