Now Cycle 9, there's a neverending shitfest.
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I like pretty much everything about Cycle 5. And while Nicole was my last choice to win after Coryn left, I never really got the HATRED for her here. She's
kinda dull, but probably the most modelesque winner after Yoanna imo.
Now Cycle 9, there's a neverending shitfest. |
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AMBERFREAK |
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It's not that Nicole doesn't look modelesque, it is that the judges tried to sell her as the most "high fashion" girl to ever win the show. I
can understand her winning, it is just that the judges were just so over the top about her photos every week, when in reality, they were good, but not
that great (I mean, Twiggy was practically orgasming over Nicole's pics every single week!).
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Us Kids Know |
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Eh, every season is more or less rigged. I'm just there for the crazies <3
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Joaqenix |
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Its not Twiggy's fault that "The camera loooooves her!!!11!"
I agree with your Make Me a Supermodel ranking sadly. |
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AMBERFREAK |
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DOMINIQUE DOMINATION! <33
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AidanAcello |
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Nicole is an English rose. How many times do we have to hear that, Twiggy????
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Us Kids Know |
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OMG Dominique is a FIERCE GODDESS! I'll add you to the list with me and naj of people who worship at his feet <3
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SurvivorFanGP |
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Make Me A Supermodel was totally redeemed at the end for the fact that Holly won and shoved it in the three arrogant dickwad's faces. <3 Holly
Twiggy always came across to me as freakin' racist. She always praised the most white bread models ever and hated on anyone else. DOMANIQUE <33333 |
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AMBERFREAK |
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14. Britain's Next Top Model, Cycle 1
If you were looking to Britain's Next Top Model to disprove the stereotype that British people have bad teeth, you would be utterly disappointed. Unlike Cycle 3, Cycle 1 of Britain's Next Top Model actually had some interesting characters, despite still being a pretty boring show. There was the sassy Scottish girl, Marisa, whose ambitions in politics and her over-inflated ego made her think she was above the rest of the other girls, which provided for some pretty funny confessionals. There was also Tashi, the token baby mama who, having recently lost weight after weighing over two hundred pounds, was criticized by the judges for her large breasts, and was eventually eliminated for not being able to fit into the clothes. For those who like fierce divas, there was also Edwina, whose cockiness helped contribute to her elimination in the Final 2. But other than these three, everyone else was boring and forgettable. The only reason why the winner, Lucy, is memorable at all is because it was obvious from Day 1 that she was most likely going to be the winner: no one else stood a chance. The judges were similarly forgettable, as they lacked the spark and real charisma to make their evaluation of the girls seem even remotely interesting. Although the host, Lisa Butcher, was replaced in the second cycle by Lisa Snowdon due to her "wooden delivery," she actually wasn't that bad; the judging was more of a failure due to the other two. Also annoying about the judging (which has bothered me about every other BNTM cycle) was the judges' unwillingness to come out and just tell certain girls that their body wasn't going to work. Not until close to Tashi's elimination did her body shape really begin to be discussed and I think the judges' political correctness is partly what helped her get so far in the first place. As the first season, Cycle 1 originated the "splitting up of the girls into two warring factions," which is a staple of any Britain's Next Top Model (where you basically have the bitches and then the bigger bitches |
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13. America's Next Top Model, Cycle 4
When making this list, I was actually surprised at how high Cycle 4 ranked. Although certainly not the worst, Cycle 4 is definitely near the bottom as far as America's Next Top Model cycles are concerned. Not only is it the cycle that Tyra decided to let herself go, but Cycle 4 is really the first cycle where you get completely WTF girls, like Sarah, Brandy, Noelle, Lluvy, and Michelle, all of whom were paper bag worthy. Although there had been these type of girls before, like Giselle, Bethany, and Magdalena, they had been relatively few in number until Cycle 4. The worst out of the bunch was Lluvy, who survived week after week despite taking absolutely dreadful pictures and looking awful in person. This was also the first cycle in LA, a move that took credibility away from the show, as LA is not the major fashion capital that New York is. The judging studio was also the worst ever (even when compared to the cheap set of Cycle 1), as it looked like a rundown warehouse that had been minimally decorated to try to cover up how much of a dump it was. Along with the judging room, almost everything about this cycle just seemed so cheaply done. Also, although Cycle 3 was really the one to introduce us to heavy-handed product placement that is now a requirement of the show, Cycle 4 really took this to an extreme, as almost all the photoshoots was in someway marketing some product coming from a sponsor. Gone in this cycle were also the beauty shot (not including the ridiculously airbrushed CoverGirl pics) and the nude shoot, both of which are probably two of the most entertaining shoots. The nude shoot in particular is always funny because there is usually at least one girl that freaks out about not being able to do it. Still, the photoshoots on a whole were pretty decent, the only truly awful one being the first shoot. Although it is generally considered a dull season, Cycle 4 did have its funny and entertaining moments, including the house
freakout over Manchelle's skin, Keenyah's weight gain and ruthlessness at the go-sees challenge, and Kahlen's breakdown after losing despite
claiming she would not be "the girl that cried in the corner." The finale also caused great controversy by crowning Naima instead of Kahlen, a sore
point still today for delusional Kahlen fans. Also funny is the occasional post that includes a picture of Carmen Kass in some designer's advertisement
which people always try to claim is Kahlen. When they are finally told that it is not her, they always retort with some stupid assertion that the fact that
Kahlen resembled Carmen Kass means that she should have won! |
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spnintendo |
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TiffaWeave does not look fierce in that pic.
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SurvivorFanGP |
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Tiffaweave ALWAYS looks fierce <333333
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AidanAcello |
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I loved Cycle 4. Very entertaining drama. The "sins" and "animal' photoshoots were memorable.
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roadblocker |
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You hit the nail on the head with regards to CNTM1. It was bizarre watching the models live in a log cabin (?) in the backwoods (literally) of Victoria Island. It was totally the wrong location for the series premiere. The first and final episode = PURE SUCKAGE Sisi <3 Ylenia <3 tranny Stacey McKenzie <3 Andrea HATRED! What a waste of a winner. Thankfully Jay Manuel corrected everything that was wrong with the first cycle on the subsequent cycle. |
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12. America's Next Top Model, Cycle 9
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spnintendo |
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Ugh. Tootie was the worst of worst. Cycle 9 never happened.
On the other hand, Sarah (that is her name right, the girl in black, front row) looks fab in that pic. |
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SurvivorFanGP |
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Jenah had the best ANTM portfolio ever and was massively rawbed. Cycle 9 would have been up there for me if Jenah or even Chantal won. JENAHPWNAGE <3 |
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AMBERFREAK |
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Of course my personal theory is that Tyra's freak-out occurred because she had been grooming Tiffany for the win, and was pissed because she had to come up with a Plan B default winnerAgreed. I've always thought the same thing about Cycle 2. Shandi was a lock for the win, but then had to cheat on her boyfriend, something that the show wasn't going to condone. Tiffaweave ALWAYS looks fierce <333333You know it! <333333333 I think the "sins" one had the potential to be a great shoot, but everyone did terribly. But it did provide us with one of the worst photos ever, Manchelle's pride shot! Andrea HATRED! What a waste of a winner.I don't know. Would you have rather had Alanna? : / Oh well, Sisi should have one anyway. But without Cycle 9, we wouldn't have Ebony, Lisa, and Jenah. Cycle 9 would have been up there for me if Jenah or even Chantal won.Don't tell anyone, but...*whisper* I kind of liked Chantal *whisper* |
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11. America's Next Top Model, Cycle 10
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10. America's Next Top Model, Cycle 8
Although Cycle 8 had some very entertaining girls, it really wasn't all that. Cycle 8 started off strong with some
pretty fun photoshoots. Sure, they weren't necessarily high fashion or anything, but they were the nice, campy shoots that we have come to expect from
ANTM, like the high school cliché shoot. The death shoot was also cool, but after that, the photoshoots got pretty lame, like the "relive past Top Model
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