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"This is Dalton Ross here on Survivor Micronesia with an exclusive look at the latest developments. In an unprecedented move, reality stars from the tribe of "FAVORITES" took a page from the writer's strike and decided they were in a position to have their own demands met especially since the viewers out there have been severely limited in their choice of programming. Let's take a quick look"

"So far, it appears that the "FAVORITES" are leading the cause in this revolutionary event;
no doubt because they feel they have more leverage due to having "celebrity status".
They are refusing to speak to the press however; oh wait, there is Eliza!
Maybe we can get a brief word or two from her!"

"I have no idea what the hell she is talking about; perhaps her picket sign
is more to the point" (and expresses 99.9% of the Sucks television viewing audience)

Disclaimer from GUT writer:

Catchy, narrative dialogue is limited due to previous writer's strike and general malaise

"The FAVORITES certainly appear to be striking with gusto which is a bit of a concern because..."

INSERT LAME PROMOTIONAL **TAG LINE FROM CBS TO ENSURE THAT VIEWERS WILL TUNE IN:

*"The Fans finally get the match up they've been waiting for when they learn they must compete head-to-head in a full contact battle with the Favorites!"

"Here comes Amanda's arrival at the challenge. What a difference a season makes.
She certainly has developed. I'm sure she thinks the time between China and now is all just a blur"

"The fans appear slightly intimidated by this turn of events"

"Wow, it even appears that Jeff Probst is taking up for the cause as well!"

"In a sudden turn of events, the Fans are attempting their OWN strike!"

"Well that got nipped in the bud. Wow! This challenge is brutal!!!

(Yes folks, believe it or not CBS's hype may actually be accurate this week)

"It certainly appears the Fans are taking advantage that the Favorites are refusing to work!"

"Alas, it appears experience does pay off despite it being
wrapped up in a narcissistic and delusional package.

THE FANS LOSE!

(The above picture has nothing to do with anything except
the GUT writer thought it was like, really cool)

"With the favorites winning despite no effort on their part,
perhaps they have had a change of heart"

"We hear ya Cirie! Although not everyone seems to feel that way..."

"Me Love Ozzy Long Time!"

"In what appears to be another trek to Tribal Council, it looks like some of the Fans are attempting a last ditch effort to avoid having to go to the Immunity Challenge in fear of losing another member!"

WE INTERRUPT THIS TITILLATING GUT FOR A
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM MICHAEL EISNER

Dalton: "This means only one thing......an Immunity Challenge!! With both sides reaching a deal they commence a grueling challenge called "NUT BUCKET"

"In a shocker, the Favorites come to the conclusion they are NOT special, they are NOT important and their only 15 minutes of fame currently shows them getting their asses handed to them!

"The island has calmed down however and the pickets signs are no longer held high in the air and while waiting to go to Tribal Council, life with the Favorites goes back to what we have been subjected to seeing and no doubt will continue to see over and over and over and over and over again"

"Tribal Council awaits but our favorite "Professor", knowing there is no turtle to save him decides to take up the cause again with some fightin words!"

"Alas, it is not enough........."

Somewhere, in the dark recesses of Hollywood, a man sits and contemplates as the writer's strike is announced to be over. Although he is normally touched by an angel, he finds himself a bit melancholy and rather perturbed!

RC - FAVORITES
EI - KATHY AND AMI
IC - FANS

BOOT - YM

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