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Another early morning update. Well, I turned off the feeds shortly after BBAD and went to sleep and our darling little Natalie gave Matt a blow job last night. Go read the feed discussion, the snark there is priceless. I think our dear girl gave him an encore. Watch them wash the sheets tomorrow. I think he spilled in more places than her mouth. EWWWW

This is an interesting cast. There was not too much tension prior to POV play. There was a lot of hurry up and wait in the morning. POV game lasted over an hour, maybe close to 2 hours. It was hard to tell who won POV, some kind of spinning game, but Matt/Natalie turned out to be the winners. Then there was some serious campaigning right afterward for/against the use of the veto.

Status of the game. The 3 votes that are the "lock" to keep allison/ryan are still LYING to the other side about voting them out instead. Sharon is now 100% on board with this because she agrees with ryan that if jen/parker leave this week, and they somehow manage to engineer a boot of amanda/alex next week, they can "run the table". They are trying to convert natalie/matt to their side. I think that won't be hard to do when jen/parker get blindsided.

I know a lot of feed watchers think this blindsiding is too good to be true or last without being flipped, but jen/parker and amanda/alex are SO LOATHED by the house that no one wants to surrender more power to them by keeping their ally in the house.

natalie spent the evening telling her gal pals how "gone" she is on matt while matt is trying to seduce allison for any kind of lovin. Allison skillfully managed to keep him wanting without delivering ANYTHING to him.

matt's now ex girlfriend tracked down the producers today and raised holy hell about being talked about or referred to in the house. I guess she watched natalie give him a blow job last night. So Matt can't refer to her at all on the feeds since she had not signed a release, AND her father is matt's boss. Guess he returns home girlfriendless and jobless.

Meanwhile he told parker about getting action last night.

Most of the day after the competition, the whole house mingled together, so not much strategizing.

Tonite, there was a peanut/candy war between jen/ryan on the balconey and others downstairs who fired back the ammo that was thrown from above. Then as these late night fucks were FINALLY getting to bed, Chelsia's funky feet almost put them asunder, so she went to go wash them. And somehow James knows she has a "bush" and all 3 bedrooms started to make bush jokes and asked Adam all about his sexual preferences with women's bush. Lots of laughter. Then fucking skippy changed the feeds to the HOH where the tramp was talking in her little girl voice.

I have probably left some important things out here, but the feed discussion for today (that thread) is filled with hilarious posts for those who have time to read more than this summary. I have the flu, so I have been sleeping on and off all day and can't remember any details, compared to usual. And my snark meter is not charged today, thus the boring prose.

Late night development, Alex and Amanda are fighting over her globbing onto parker all day, today. Her version of the conversation to Chelsia, who is cleaning the dishes instead of her feet ( ), is that Alex told her that if they are not going to be physical together, then they should not be physical with others in the house either. Amanda is telling Chelsia she is now not comfortable. She doesn't want to go sleep with him now.

I see this as game changing, if it lasts, since they fight all the time anyway. I now see where Alex could possibly engineer the parker boot behind amanda's back (not knowing everyone is planning that anyway), because he was muttering under his breath as she left hoh tonite, "thank you for fucking up my game". If parker leaves, then problem solved. This should cause some good drama tomorrow.

Another ETA: Parker DID wake up Matt to tell him he had to use the veto. Matt skillfully deflected that. You can read the discussion thread about this, pages 68 to 71. Lots of late night hysteria, and Chelsia had a front row center seat to the drama.

Peace Out.

Today, the hamsters had the day off. I think with BB moving their show nights, their day off is now Saturday, not Sunday. However, we will see. They got to sleep in with no wake up calls today. BB didn't even make them turn on the house lights until early afternoon, BB time.

We had some really good strategizing sessions with our OhBOneKanobe (josh) (I will continually phonetically spell this just to drive SmallTownBoy nuts ) as he kept his voter renegade tribe in line today. Sharon is totally in line with the upside down voting. Natalie is all down with the plan to do the surprise boot. She will NOT (as of this time) allow Mattie to use the POV.

They mostly hung around and talked today. Nothing much changed in the game. Amanda spent the whole day in a snit prancing around the house in high heels and hootchie shorts, all made up. The bitch thought there would be a POV meeting today. She went around whining worse than anything we EVER heard from Daniele or Whamber last year, trying to embellish her version that "Alex touched me on the crotch while I was sleeping" story. No one bought into it. She even tried the stomping upstairs in pretend s.nit claiming she wanted to go home and no one went up to the HOH to console her (however Parker was up there apparently showering, (he was already done and dressed), and even he didn't do the console thing she was expecting. He was worried about blowback to him in the game. A narcissist in its finest form.

They had a group dinner that was somewhat quiet and somber, so BB brought out the liquor. Mercy did things get wild. Lots of nudity in the hot tub with Mr. Bubbles in it. James doing amazing things with his amazingly long schlong (go to his stripper thread, page 13, watch the video, you will laugh your ass off). Natalie is probably the catalyst that causes such outlandish antics in the BB house. She did some pole dancing exhibitions on the HOH stairwell, then Josh went up there for some lap dancing (hilarious). Alex brought in the weight bench pole and Natalie showed off her pole grabbing skills with her legs.

Sheila told a lot of her life's story to Allison this evening. It was quite interesting. Allison hates almost everyone in the house. During OhbOneKanobe's group session today, everyone is throwing HOH to james and Chelsia. (Sharon/Josh, Natalie is throwing it without Matt's knowledge, and James/Chelsia).

This couples thing is what makes this game interesting this year. Since Natalie has turned against Amanda even though she hangs with her, she is a critical part of the current HOH couple to try to stay safe next week by having what is left of their "allies" win HOH this coming week. Remember, the current HOH couple does NOT know the house has turned on them and are voting out their pawn allies this week. So far everyone is lying very well to them. They are all trying to keep it together until after the POV ceremony, and everyone is totally trying to make sure it does not get used. So with Parker/Jen pretty much gone on Wednesday night, that only leaves Natalie and Mattie to try to win HOH to keep Amanda/Alex safe. Well, with Natalie throwing it, Amanda and Alex are pretty much in danger next week and we will see a whole new level of meltdown drama.

Adam has been slowly getting people comfortable around him. Other than being a "pig", even sharon thinks he has redeeming virtues (few, but acknowledges he has some).

We have never seen such a cast of characters on this show. I thought evildick was hilarious last year. These people surpass him without his mean streak.

Well some of the hamsters are starting to go down for the night. Ooops, I was wrong, They are still roaming around, socializing. I just wonder how long their lock down will be when BB has to drain the jacuzzi from the bubbles and clean the filter. However, they got nudity for BBAD, so I am sure the production costs were well worth it.

OK, peace out, oh and smalltownboy, if you don't like my live feed daily summary recraps, don't read them.