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Episode 1 here, episode 2, page 11

Now, on to the show recrap:

First part of the show,

Chenbot in a beautiful red dress, no cameltoe tonite, but she has the sexy boots going on. She is saying, Love is in the air in the BB house, welcome to Big Brother, Til Death do you Part.

Now they are showing the house, rooms, microphones and cameras. They still showed the honor wall with only 14 slots. So 2 unlucky bastards appear to be going really soon, rumor is tomorrow.

BB is playing matchmaker, explaining the soulmate teammate pairings. Good intro.

Julie in studio, she is introducing the single and looking for love guests. They are shwowing the keys. Alex, mentioning his father on 9/11, Sheila, former model (isn't this the old broad?), natalie, a bikini, coffee and God lover, missed the next dude,2 squealing chicks, the black dude, more squeals from another chick. Amanda is high maintenance (another Jen?), then we have a real JEN. More dudes, more shrieks, someone living in a tent, (James) Neil is a realtor. Sharon is the military brat, Allison, pharmaceutical rep, missing a lot.

Someone looks like allison.hugs goodbye, off they go. HAHA homeless dude off riding his bike with his BB bag.

Back to Julie talking about being paired up, and competing as couples. Dayum she has a good figure. Now introducing the ladies first, on to the front steps. 4 chicks in first. Squeals, scares the guina pigs. The doors are all locked to the bedrooms, too funny. Now the last 3 are entering, squeals again. Some chick notices only 7 in the house, all talking about being single. They all sit down in the house. Sharon from Kansas has a 12 year EX in the house. Eww, this is going to be bad. She just broke up with sharon and Jacob after 12 years of dating (what since 8th fucking grade?). Jacob cheating on her. bad boy. He "blew the love of my life".

Jen, the bartender from OH, knows someone in the house, too, her boyfriend. I wonder how BB pulled this off? Oh, they are secret pairs and are going to pretend they are strangers. This will be good. I like this twist. She is cute. Finally they are going to be showing some hot sex on the net, maybe.

Now here comes the guys. 5 got put in the hosue first. Here comes the EX. Wow, they are upset. Sharon is trying not to cry. Jacob looks wistful (the ex, not sure I have the name right).

Commercial (sorry I missed so much, but this went FAST)

Back from commercial, all on the couch. James is saying he is biking around the world. Jen is pretending she doesn't know ryan again. Jacob didn't tell peeps he was sharon's ex. SOme chick is saying she loves wearing a bikini. Chelsea is very pretty. Matt is smitten, hate his tattoos. Amanda is talking about her gadar. Allison looks like the girl next door, she is the ex gambler. Sheila is mentioning that she is 45, matt thinks she is hawt. Matt is just horney. The Wisconsin chick will be the cook. Sharon is very cryptic in her intro. Neil is the LA real estate guy. He wore a SUIT???!!! Parker is talking about being a papparazzi, (professional stalker). Missed the next intro, big sneeze on my part, someone said he has money. Adam is from South FL, missed his job, another sneeze. A BAWSTON guy, Matt, he is turning on the charm for the ladies (another sneeze, dayum). Alex in confessional telling us he is going to win.

Back to Chen, "houseguests, you know our motto, expect the unexpcted, they have guys on one side, and chicks on the other side". Now she is telling them they all have a perfect match based on the pre-show tests, someone who could be their soul mates. (more sneezes). Sheila is HAWT for Matt. Missing the confessionals, more sneezes.

Now Julie is telling them they have to play as a couple. The guy is telling us in a confessional that he doesn't want to see Jen paired with someone else, it will kill him. Now to commercial and time to blow my noise.

Julie now calling out the pairs. I guess they have unlocked the doors. Alex/Amanda, They picked the pink room. James/Chelsea (poor girl) (Chelsea is not impressed), Natalie/Matt (both are impressed, the old chick is not happy), they join james/chelsea in the pink room, Jen/Parker (wow, this is going to be interesting) (ryan is not happy), Joshua/Neil, the gay guys are outted, jacob/sharon (bb is SO EVIL), all the beds are now taken, so the last 4 folks have sleeping bags ryan/allison, Sheila is NOT happy being called mom by someone who is not her type, Adam. Sharon is bitching at Jacob, but I can't see the screen caps, too far away from the computer). Sheila is bitching at adam he keeps calling her mom. His confessional is hilarious.

Wow, everyone is bickering, dayum what a train wreck. Sheila is a real bitch. She is going to be feed gold. Adam, confessional, "soul mate my ASS"

Back from commercial. Wow, this HOH can evict another couple in a manner of HOURS. WOW. No one will throw this competition. Competition is called "falling for you". Someone has to be suspended in the air, the other one is on the bed, and then will be lifted in the air. If the partner falls, you are eliminated. So basically you have to dangle in the air and hold someone. Sharon so looks like ali from season 4. Oh, they are suspended in a harness. Now they have to wrap around each other, hands and feet locked around the body of the person in the harness. Adam is complaining about the old broad's breath. Too fucking funny.

Now they are suspended. Allison is saying ryan is sweating profusely. Old broad is upset, she drops. 5 minutes. Adam is saying, we are both going home. Gay guys drop next. Amanda said she was the heaviest one there, she drops. Sharon drops next, 34 minutes. Now Julie is bribing them with cash, if they pick up the pillow below, they will also win 10K. They can't reach the pillows. Commercial.

Back from commercial, pimping house calls, I gotta tune in tomorrow. Now they are trying to still reach the heart pillow below. Jen grabbed the heart pillow Allison fell in the attempt. Chelsea grabbed the pillow, but can't get back up. She dropped. 54 minutes. They are trying to cut a deal, Jen is trying to make the deal. It worked. Jen and Parker are HOH WITH the $10K pillow. Ryan is happy. But not now happy since parker is hugging on Jen.

Julie is going to leave us with who are they going to pick to go home. Sheila and Adam have the "negative energy". Parker wants to evict allison and ryan. Gawd, this is going to be good. Lurves this twist.

Commercial. Now pimping the next show. And telling us about the Sunday show. Back to Julie, pimping BBAD on Showtime Too. And pimping the feeds.

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