Other Questions (Crazy) Kathy Would Ask

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van slyker		#21	[-]
Posts: 1858 (02/08/08 9:36 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	(to Mikey B) Gee you've got one hefty spare tire there, the favs could'a used your belly blubber to fix their broken wheeel (to Erik) My your shorts are so short you must not be packin otherwise we'd be seein your little rooster flappin out (to Tracy) Wow your nipples point to the heavens O_o Did you order them like that? or is that just a botch job that makes you say, gee I wish I had saved up for the doc with credentials (to the camera) Why am I on the tribe with all the hanson brothers and the 2007 playboy bunnies?
AnomyBC		#22	[-]
Posts: 4176 (02/08/08 9:41 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kathy to Timber Tina: So your son was killed in a car accident? I have a son too but luckily mines still alive! This one is my fav so far : ) Some more: Kathy to Christy: So you're deaf? Well that's a relief... when I first heard you speak I thought you were retarded! Kathy to James Miller: So you're a redneck from Alabama, right? Are your parents brother and sister? Or just cousins? Do you have sex with family members too, or just farm animals? Do you know how to read?
PistachioMonroe		#23	[-]
Posts: 350 (02/08/08 9:48 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	To her tribe: "So, if I - like - chop my thumb off, would any of you like to put it on a string and wear it around your neck?"
Eugene Schwindlemyer		#24	[-]
Posts: 15 (02/08/08 10:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OK you are all close, but a key to it is her delusional "I have never _______ before" Like I have never met a gay man, I have never seen fake boobs, etc. that has to be part of the joke or it isin't as funny as it could be. Kathy to Ozzy: Are you a mexicam? I have never met a real mexican before, I think I saw one at the K-Mart Parking lot once back in teh 70's but I am not sure.... something like that, but funnier.
NlGHTCRAWLER		#25	[-]
Posts: 12948 (02/08/08 11:11 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kathy to Thailand Brian: "So, I hear that you were in some softcore pornos. Will you demonstrate your actions using this hollowed out coconut?"
jhaphet		#26	[-]
Posts: 3132 (02/08/08 11:53 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kathy to Becky(Darrah, or Butch for that matter...): So I hear that... wait a minute... I think that hear is not the right word... Did you ever speak in your season???
AnomyBC		#27	[-]
Posts: 4180 (02/08/08 11:58 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OK you are all close, but a key to it is her delusional "I have never _______ before" Like I have never met a gay man, I have never seen fake boobs, etc. that has to be part of the joke or it isin't as funny as it could be. Kathy to Ozzy: Are you a mexicam? I have never met a real mexican before, I think I saw one at the K-Mart Parking lot once back in teh 70's but I am not sure.... something like that, but funnier. I think you're right. Let me try some with that in mind: Kathy to James: So you're a black man? Wow, I've never met a real black man before! Do you have a really huge penis? Can I see it? When you see me, do you crave my white pussy? Kathy to Ozzy: So you're a Mexican? Wow, I've never met a real Mexican before! Do you speak English? You're not here to steal my job driving golf carts, are you? Kathy to Timber Tina: So you're son died in a car accident? Wow, I've never met a woman with a dead son before! I have a son too, but thankfully mine's still alive! So do you visit his dead corpse often? Kathy to Jenn Lyon: So you're a cancer survivor? Wow, I've never met a real cancer survivor before! Can I touch where your breasts used to be? Kathy to James Miller: So you're a redneck from Alabama? Wow, I've never met a real redneck before! Are your parents brother and sister? Or just cousins? Do you have sex with just family members, or farm animals too? Can you read? Kathy to Jonathan P: So you're a Jew? Wow, I've never met a real Jew before! But where's your funny little Jew hat? Kathy to Parvati: So you're a slut? Wow, I've never met a real slut before! Do you think you could fit my whole head in your vagina?
Holger Dansky		#28	[-]
Posts: 93 (02/09/08 12:18 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Eugene Schwindlemyer wrote: OK you are all close, but a key to it is her delusional "I have never _______ before" Like I have never met a gay man, I have never seen fake boobs, etc. that has to be part of the joke or it isin't as funny as it could be. Kathy to Ozzy: Are you a mexicam? I have never met a real mexican before, I think I saw one at the K-Mart Parking lot once back in teh 70's but I am not sure.... something like that, but funnier. Okay, I think I've got it. Let me give it a try: Kathy to Yau-Man: Why thank you, Yau-man, for pointing out the Immunity Idol to me. I have never seen an Immunity Idol before. Kathy to Joel: I have never won an immunity challenge before, Joel. Thank you for pulling the cart so strongly. Kathy to James: I have never sucked on a black cock before. Can you please try not to bruise the back of my throat next time?
Beautiful Patsy		#29	[-]
Posts: 153 (02/09/08 12:25 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OK I'm going to hell (or I might already be there) but here goes: Kathy to Cirie: Wow, so you're a blackie right? Kinda like Oprah right? I've never met a real blackie before! So does that mean you want to rob my house? Will you be my first blackie friend? Kathy to Ozzy: Wow, so you're an illegal immigrant right? I've never met an illegal immigrant before! Is that why you have to do porn to make ends meet? Will you be my first illegal immigrant friend, señor? Kathy to Parvati: Wow, so you're a whore right? I've never met a whore before! So does that mean you have like a lot of STDs and a saggy vagina and stuff? Will you be my first whore friend?
sammyhain2364		#30	[-]
Posts: 1240 (02/09/08 1:06 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	AnomyBC wrote: Come on guys! You can be funnier than this! Here are some more examples: Kathy (to Ami): So let me see if I have this right... Natalie is a lipstick lesbian and you're a man-hating bull-dyke? Kathy (to Jonathan P): So you're a Jew right? But where's your funny little hat? no shit. we're just falling over laughing at your humour
van slyker		#31	[-]
Posts: 1860 (02/09/08 1:44 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kathy to Joel: I have never won an immunity challenge before, Joel. Thank you for pulling the cart so strongly. Ok, sadly this one actually made me laugh
Mister Plum		#32	[-]
Posts: 775 (02/09/08 2:38 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kathy to Denise: So you're Denise right? You're the fat woman on Survivor China and you lied about your job right? I've never seen a mullet before. Are you a tomboy? Why did Courtney said that you suck a life? You agree with her?
JLK Name		#33	[-]
Posts: 1334 (02/09/08 4:04 AM) I need a hobby Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kathy (to Todd): So when you have sex with other guys, you're on the bottom right? They stick their penises in your butt? RORFLLLL!
assface killah		#34	[-]
Posts: 2921 (02/09/08 4:16 AM) Owns stock in Clorox Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kathy (to Eliza): So you are an alien right? Which planet did you come from? All of us aliens talk a lot don't we? Do you know my uncle Knfajflafl?? Kathy (to Erik): You scoop icecream for a living? Did you bring any with you? Can I have some? Kathy (to Johny Fairplay): So you told the dead grandmother lie? Are you lying to me right now? So if I cut my fingers off they will grow back? I've never met someone that has lied to me before. Kathy (to Probst): What are we playing for? I've never been on Survivor. What is it like to be the host? Did you sleep with Julie on Vanuatu?
MissReginaPhalange		#35	[-]
Posts: 600 (02/09/08 5:04 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kathy to Cirie: Where's your couch?
ZombieLinda		#36	[-]
Posts: 2142 (02/09/08 5:27 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	these ones made me laugh <3 Kathy to Christy while wearing a scarf over her mouth: Hi christy, I have never met a deaf person before, so what is it like, can you still communicate? Kathy to Christy: So you're deaf? Well that's a relief... when I first heard you speak I thought you were retarded! Kathy to Timber Tina: So your son was killed in a car accident? I have a son too but luckily mines still alive! Kathy to Jenn Lyon: Oh, I loved you on Palau! But wait... didn't you used to have hair and boobs??? To Ghandia: So you got raped huh? That stinks. Well I've been in the same position, except I wanted it! Was he at least good? To Katie: Wow! They've never had a pregnant woman on the show before! When's the bundle of joy due? To Becky: So you're Asian. I've never met an Asian before! Is that the right term, Asian? Oriental? Can you see me okay?
mtj1282		#37	[-]
Posts: 555 (02/09/08 5:38 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ZombieLinda wrote: these ones made me laugh <3 Kathy to Christy while wearing a scarf over her mouth: Hi christy, I have never met a deaf person before, so what is it like, can you still communicate? Kathy to Christy: So you're deaf? Well that's a relief... when I first heard you speak I thought you were retarded! Kathy to Timber Tina: So your son was killed in a car accident? I have a son too but luckily mines still alive! Kathy to Jenn Lyon: Oh, I loved you on Palau! But wait... didn't you used to have hair and boobs??? To Ghandia: So you got raped huh? That stinks. Well I've been in the same position, except I wanted it! Was he at least good? To Katie: Wow! They've never had a pregnant woman on the show before! When's the bundle of joy due? To Becky: So you're Asian. I've never met an Asian before! Is that the right term, Asian? Oriental? Can you see me okay? All the above are hilarious - love the christy, jen and becky ones the most! Kathy to Rocky (in the prescence of earl): So your white huh? Ive never met a white person that walks like a monkey! Shouldnt you be black?
joywheels	other questions creepy Kathy would ask	#38	[-]
Posts: 1 (02/09/08 9:47 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	To the woman who said this feels like pee water-you swim in your own pee, wow that's cool, can I try, does it taste like pee, too? Because one time I was really thirsty and the only thing I could drink was my own pee! It tasted really good, tangy kinda like lemonade.
DoYouHaveToes		#39	[-]
Posts: 41 (02/09/08 9:52 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	kathy to the other kathy: so you peed on someone's hand before right? must the hand be injured? is it different from a toilet? i wish you would demonstrate once more
joywheels	other question she would ask	#40	[-]
Posts: 2 (02/09/08 10:20 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kathy: (she's a golf course vendor) will you be my caddie? Will you be my hole in one? Will you play all of my 18 holes?

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