Jonny Fairplay, how I loathe him
How I vomit when he grins and lies
Every time he's on a cheap, new show
A kitten dies.
Jonny Fairplay, you're a loser
You got beaten by a sour old Scout
And I wish that Rupert had ripped your big lying tongue out
You disgust more than a Fear Factor treat
The other whores you date that only ends in hate
No TV whore has taken more steps than thee
To foul up my TV
And Kill Reality
Like Jonny Fairplay
He's a bastard
And I pray someday he'll leave TV
But I know that that will never be Reality
Jonny Fairplay, you F*ck Monkey
How I wish one day that you'd be dead
Well before you take another dump on some girl's head
Jonny Fairplay, whatcha doing?
Why did they give you a second chance
Well, I know for sure Eliza's iron-plating her ass
Susan Lucci she lost less the race
Before you're going to see
Some kind of victory
Bonaduce threw you down on your face
You tried to masturbate
But Danny had to hate
On Johnny Fairplay
He's a bastard
And I pray someday he'll leave TV
But I know that that will never be Reality
RC - None
IIC - Yau & Jason
IC - "Fans"
Boot - JFP
