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Did anyone see the interview Deez Nutcrackers gave to Big Brother Craze? For a so-called BB follower, she sure doesn't seem to have much of a grasp on the game. Here's some bon mots for your perusal:



"Being that Ryan had never followed or watched Big Brother gives him an advantage. He is playing this game the best way he knows how…..with honesty and integrity."

If that's what she considers honesty and integrity, I don't even want to know what she's considers dishonesty and unintegrity.

"Obviously I want Ryan to win this game! I can't say who I want sitting next to him in the final two yet though...Adam would be a good person to sit next to Ryan"

She wants Ryan to win the game, and thinks Adam would be a good person to sit next to him. Pfft, yeah, if the goal is to win "First BB Final 2 Member to Get No Votes," Adam would be a good person to sit next to him.

(Of course, that's exactly who Ryan will take given the chance.)

"They too would have thought that we were practically handed the half million had we been paired up together."

Bitch, if you were paired up together, he would have been evicted in the second week with you. Because nobody could stand you.

"If I could go back, I probably would have still told Parker about Ryan and I"

Not since the likes of Kayzzzar have we seen a hamster so hellbent on losing spectacularly twice.

"I am very aware that Ryan loves me and he would never do anything to put our relationship in jeopardy. Not to mention that Allison is NOT Ryan's type at all. She is a plain jane with no figure and she is a lying, cunning, manipulative bitch who I have no respect for."

Wait a second. Plain Jane with no figure? Lying, cunning, manipulative bitch? Didn't she just describe herself?

April R wrote:

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haha omg that sucks that she cancelled right before. Thank god, he's ugly.

Yeah, she really traded up...