Jury performances:
Eliza - OTTPPP. She was a simple OTT until she went to vote. Her decisiveness in the voting booth was worth 3 Ps at the very least.
Ozzy - OTTM. He was on the verge of Lexness while addressing Parvati, but then did a 180 and gave us a syrupy sentimentality that would have made Pollyanna gag when he turned his thoughts to whatshername.
James - MOR. A bit self-righteous, but Parvati's flippant answer could have cost her if she wasn't facing off against a glazed eyed zombie.
Erik - OTTP(uppy) He whimpered a little bit when his master's girlfriend rolled up a newspaper and hit him on the nose, but he started wagging his tail again in the voting booth.
Catalie - OTTWTF??? Was she asking Parv to munch her carpet after the game, or was it simply incoherent babble?
Alexis - MORP. The P is for the dress. MOR because that tends to be the MORon rating. C'mon, looking to people playing Survivor as role models? You shouldn't be allowed to mold young minds if that's where you're going to slum for role models.
Stickboy - CP. I didn't realize he was capable of asking coherent and relevant questions, but both of his questions made it appear that he actually payed attention during the game.
Cirie - CPN. Cirie seemed to be looking for a fight with Ablanda, but she was rather adept in the way she went about it.











