Avant Tai's The Amazing Race: The Complete Third Season

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Avant Tai		#21	[-]
Posts: 2985 (02/02/08 5:51 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Notice: As I expect some more auditions to come in leading up to the deadline, the first 6 teams will revealed tomorrow. On February 10th, the final 7 teams will be revealed. You still still have until February 9th to turn in your audition, so make them good. Here are the Avant Tai's The Amazing Race Season 3 Judging Panel! Erika Landin: Hi! I'll be looking through all your auditions! Fortunately, the team with the most connections to me and praises me the most will make it! Sandra Diaz-Twine: As long as it ain't me, you're good. Mirna: We only cast the most original, melt-worthy teams! Everyone else is just habibi! Charla: What is that? Mirna: Come on Charla! LEVEL 5! ON THE TREADMILL YOU CAN DO IT! Charla: I'm trying! Anderson Cooper: I is so sexy. Impress the judges and you may be on your way to racing for the million!
Thingamajig		#22	[-]
Posts: 1735 (02/02/08 6:01 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	T'majig: This is going to be an interesting process Zeke: Dude, Erika's casting Bradley: Score bro, we're in for sure Zeke: Plus we might get a blowjob from her Bradley: What's wrong with me? Zeke: Dude, don't say things like that T'majig: OMG, Sandra's one of my favourite Survivors, mainly because I only ever watched Pearl Islands Zeke: Hold it, we've got to get past Mirna & Schmirna Bradley: Oh noez, maybe we won't be cast Bradley: Bro, who's the fourth guy? Zeke: Beats me
NickF227		#23	[-]
Posts: 1212 (02/02/08 6:12 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Woo, this is gonna be fun. The edit is because my first time sucked. Rose: Hello, miss? Erika: Okay, bitches, have you ever done Hollywood? San: Wah? What do you mean? Rose: whispering to San She only takes models or actors, get out that picture we made before we came here. San: Oh, here you go Miss Erika. (OOC: I know it's a bit rough around the edges, but it's my first attempt at image editing.) Erika: Oh! Okay guys, great pictures! I so would like to model with you guys someday! Rose: Uh, okay? San: I guess. both have a nervous laugh Erika: Fabulous. Go on to the next person. Sandra: Okay, who the hell are you two? San: Well, I'm S- Sandra: YAY ASIAN! But...What about..her? Rose: I'm his friend, Rose... Sandra: Floral, which is kind of Asian. Cool. I like you two. San: Thanks. You're pretty cool, too. Rose: Okay, so are we cool? Sandra: Cool. Last Edited By: NickF227 02/02/08 10:36 PM. Edited 1 times.
Kitty Pryde1		#24	[-]
Posts: 2375 (02/02/08 6:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Erika: Come on in you guys! Artemis: I'm so happy we made it to the actual casting phase. Carson: Damn right, Fuzzball. Erika: Uh, wow...what are you supposed to be? Artemis: I'm an anthropomorphic cheetah. My name is... Erika: I'm not stupid. You think I haven't seen a six foot tall cheetah furry before? I'm talking about your friend. Carson: Uhhhhh...what do you mean? Erika: Well your skin, it's all...different. Carson: I'm black... Erika: Really? How fascinating. Carson: Fascinating? It's not like you've never seen a black man before, Miss Landin. I KNOW you met Marcellas on Big Brother: All-Stars. Erika: You mean there's MORE of you?! I'll have to search the internet, maybe find some new cast members for reality shows! Carson: ... Erika: I'm sure someone as unique as you will be an excellent addition to the race. Go on to meet the next judge. Sandra: So, you mother fuckers made it past mother fuckin' Erika, huh? Carson: Yes ma'am. She was...weird. Sandra: Cut that ma'am shit out. I'm a normal fuckin' person. Artemis: I loved you on Survivor... Sandra: Cut the brown-nosing bullshit. I'll cut you, kitty cat. Artemis: Yes'm... Sandra: You pass. Now get the fuck outta here and go meet the next judge before I get loud. Charla: Hello there! Artemis: Who said that? Carson: Was it a ghost? Mirna: A ghost?! Don't let it get me! Charla: Mirna, it's me, Charla! Mirna: Charla? You died?! I missed your funeral, I'm so sorry. I would've carried your casket... Charla: Yeah right. You would've made me carry the casket by myself, even after I was dead. Artemis: I'll fight a ghost if I have to to make the next round. Charla: I'm not a ghost! Look down here! Carson: Oh SNAP! It's one of those dudes from Willy Wonka! Charla: That's it! Neither of you pass! Get out! Artemis: If you don't pass us, I'll eat you. I've chased down gazelle before, bitch. Your stumpy legs won't be any trouble at all. Charla: Um...did I say you didn't pass? I meant you pass with flying colors. Anderson: Enter...MY LAIR! Carson: What the fuck... Artemis: What the fuck? Anderson: MWAHAHAHA! Now you're in my fun house. Time for you to have some fun. HAHAHAHA! Carson: Dude, what the fuck's wrong with you. Ain't you on CNN or some shit? Artemis: Yeah, grow up. Anderson: MY FANS LOVE ME THE WAY I AM! runs off, crying and laughing at the same time Artemis: I think we made it! Carson: We're goin' on the Amazing Race, baby!
pinoyako		#25	[-]
Posts: 184 (02/02/08 9:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Katrina: We'll make it, believe me. Marian: Why do you think so? Katrina: Look at that woman, I think she wants mactors... Marian: So just a little pose here and we're on? Katrina: Absolutely.. Let me take it first.. Marian: I'm gonna give this my best shot, we need to be on this race..
maximillian		#26	[-]
Posts: 316 (02/02/08 10:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sang-Mi: Hello there, Ms. Judge. It's really nice to meet you. Erika: Call me Miss Landin, you fucking Asian bitch. Sang-Mi: appalled Okay, Miss Landin. I'm sorry if I somehow offended you. Erika: Yes, do you know how many reality show contestants I've casted myself? For your information, I don't do Asians. Jin-Woo: BITCH. Erika: WHAT? Did he just call me a bitch? Who does he think he is? Jin-Woo: SUPERIOR. Sang-Mi: I'm truly sorry, ma'am. I truly am. My boss is really reserved for words, and he doesn't take generous criticisms well. Jin-Woo: HUH. grumpy sound Erika: Just get out of my face. I'll give you a go. Just because you are so ass-licking. Not him. Jin-Woo: TRAMP. Sandra: Hey y'all AZN! Are you going on a race? Jin-Woo: EXACTLY. Sang-Mi: Yes, ma'am. We're ready to get on this around-the-world ride!! Sandra: I like your spunk, girl. But it seems to me he doesn't want to be here. Sang-Mi: No, don't get him wrong, ma'am. My boss wants this as much as I do. He just doesn't express it that much. Jin-Woo: AGREED. Sandra: Well, he needs to show it before I say yes, girl. Sang-Mi: Oh no, what to do, boss? starts to cry I want this so bad. I...cries want to do this with you. I want us to take a step further. And I love you so much, boss. cues Korean drama music Jin-Woo: surprised, stuck for words Sang-Mi: Why do you have to torture me inside, boss? This girl's heart is longing for yours. Sarang hae yo. tear falls SO much. Jin-Woo: HUH. starts walking away some Asian put fire to auto fire-extinguishing sprinkler, imitating rain Sang-Mi: crying in rain Why do you have to be like this, boss? Why? Oh why? kneeling Heaven! Why do you force me to fall in love with him? Sandra: Whoa, just go girl. And someone please turn off that freakin sprinkler. I'm all wet! Last Edited By: maximillian 02/02/08 10:43 PM. Edited 1 times.
maximillian		#27	[-]
Posts: 317 (02/02/08 10:35 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mirna: Look, Charla! We have another Asian applicants! This race is going to be multi-racial, Charla! Charla: Oh really? Hi, guys. Sang-Mi: Hi! It's nice to meet you, girls! My name is Sang-Mi. And my boss is Jin-Woo. bows Please be kind to us! Mirna: You don't need to bow for me, girl. My question for you is: are you ready to become Future Charla & Mirna of the World? Charla: But do they know tha... Mirna: Of course they do, Charla! Everybody knows the title! This is to make our dead grandmother proud of us, remember? Sang-Mi: We can be if you want. smiles Please tell us what to do. Mirna: You have to be quick! Charla, show them! Level 5! Charla starts to jog Charla: I'm tired! Mirna. Mirna: You can't be! We've gone to see a doctoro multiple times, Charla! He said you can do this for two hours and twenty nine minutes, non-stop! Sang-Mi: Oh you guys are so great! I want to be your apprentice! Mirna: You can't! Not yet! Now HE has to say a magic word! Jin-Woo: BELLISIMO. Mirna: Oh my god! You nailed it. Just go and win the million dollar for us, you brightest Future Charla and Mirna of the World! Jin-Woo & Sang-Mi starts to walk away Jin-Woo: mumbling NUTJOBS. Sang-Mi: Hi! Who are you? Anderson: That isn't of importance. Now tell me I am so hot and sexy. Sang-Mi: You're hot? Anderson: AND? Sang-Mi: Sexy, sir. Please let us pass! Jin-Woo: MOLE. Sang-Mi: What, boss? What is it? Anderson: What an intelligent gentleman you are, glances at application paper Mr. Song Jin-Woo. I hosted The Mole. Sang-Mi: What is The Mole, boss? Sir? Anderson: The greatest reality show of all time. Now they're making another season! Sang-Mi: I thought we're all about The Amazing Race here, sir? Anderson: Why? Can't I talk about my show too? Sheesh, reality shows are all the same! You're lucky I'm not telling you about my job at CNN! Jin-Woo: SPILL. Sang-Mi: Yes, don't bother keeping mum, sir. Please tell us your experience at the news channel. Anderson: It's all great. Just go watch Anderson Cooper 360, weekdays 7 Pm Pacific Time. Plus I'm all exhausted. I'll let you go. Sang-Mi: Yes! Thank you very much, sir! Jin-Woo: TOO. Sang-Mi: What? Boss? Jin-Woo: EASY. Sang-Mi: Wow, now my boss learns how to speak more than one word at a time.
NickF227		#28	[-]
Posts: 1213 (02/02/08 10:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	(Okay, I decided to make it a little more in depth, since my first try sucked really hard. Go check my edited post for the first two judges. And AT, would you mind cleaning up my image? It looks kind of awkward. If you can't, that's fine.) Rose: HI! San: Oh, I know you two. Mirna: UGH! You are disGUSTing people. Rose: I'm..sorry? Whatcha say? Charla: Ugh, don't mind her. She's still depressed over screwing up rowing a boat. And a broken safe thing. San: That's fine. I really liked you on the show. I was rooting for you both times. I got up out of my seat and cheered when you finally won a leg. Mirna: FINALLY? Did we not go rapido enough for you? IS MY ACCENT NOT GOOD ENOUGH? BLAH!!! Rose: Umm...I feel sort of..awkward... Charla: You guys can go, I need to get Mirna to a doctor. Mirna: DOCTORO YOU DUMBASS! San: Umm..I hope the next person is sane... Anderson: looking at picture of self I so masturbate to myself more than Beckham. Oh, I'm so sexy. rips off shirt San: Wow, I'm never right today, am I? Rose: Hi! I'm Rose, and this is my bud San. Anderson: You're both too skinny. You need to be more like ME! all while rubbing body looking in mirror San: I watch you on CNN and love The Mole? Rose: I fantasize about you? Anderson: YOU DO? Finally someone appreciates my sex. You can go. Rose: What the hell was that? San: I still feel sick after seeing his...pasty body.
yope3041		#29	[-]
Posts: 259 (02/03/08 3:05 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Great! Live auditions and PM auditions! Kelcey: Umm, is this where the auditions are? Erika: Yes, come in, come in... Are you auditioning with sex or without? Kelcey: Without I think. My dad wouldn't approve of that, he'd want me to clean my room instead... Anderson: Aww man. Dante: You serious, I'm not sleepin' with no ho' Erika: Okay, I'll put you down as a no. Charla: So why don't you- Mirna: Charla, let the big girls do the talking. So why don't you tell us about yourselves. Kelcey: Well, I like to listen to high school musical or Cascada really loud in my car when I drive. I know all the lyrics to every Hannah Montana song, do you want to hear? Dante: Naw, she's just playin'. She likes Disney stuff, but not that much right. Kelcey: No really I d- Dante: Covers her mouth whispers We're trying to get picked remember? Kelcey: Oh yeah right. Charla: Okay, so you'r- Mirna: You're in Poland, and you've just had your 24 hour lead stripped from you. How do you react. Dante: Man, I'd be pissed------off. I would want to break some skulls or something. But, I'd calm down man, i would. Eventually. 'Cause I know Kelcey and I could make it up in a challenge, and we're not playin'. Kelcey: I'd just kinda wait it out, what am I going to do? Sandra: Kelcey, are you me? Kelcey: I'm not really sure who you are... Sandra: Most of America isn't honey. I was the survivor winner from Ft. Lewis, WA who nobody saw coming. I was beige paint in a gay pride house. To say the least, I was unmemorable. But, I could really fly under the radar. Kelcey: No, I don't think I'd fly under the radar. Sandra: Why, what sets your team apart from other teams? Kelcey: Well, I'm a star volleyball player at the University of Washington, so hopefully, I'd kick it in the athletic challenges. Also, not to toot my own horn but I'm almost as good looking as Anderson or Erika...or Miley Cyrus... Anderson: In terms of a 360 degree view of you two, are you an interesting team? Dante: Well, yeah, I'd say so... Anderson: How. Dante: My name isn't San or Jing-soo or some f(&^) up s** like that and I'm not a f#$#%&' Cheetah. Anderson: Damn good answer. Erika: Now, this is all great, and you have clearly made love to me and Anderson plenty well with your compliments, but who are you as a person, what story arc could you present? Kelcey: Umm... Dante: Cast us and we'll tell. Promise. (And Avant, from the PM, the story arc should be clear)
Nimberlane		#30	[-]
Posts: 988 (02/03/08 3:19 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Valencia: Oh shit. Looks like we have to impress the judges. Russell: Got anything in mind, darlin'? Valencia: Well... takes a deep breath and begins to sing Russell: ...What did you just sing? Valencia: A song. Jeez. Mirna: PERFECT-O! Erica: Pretty good. You get a pass. Charla: It was like a blast from the early 90's! Anderson: I'm hot. Valencia: So I think that's a yes. Awesome. Russell: I'm still so confused. Valencia: It's ok babe. They loved us.
yope3041		#31	[-]
Posts: 260 (02/03/08 3:41 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	YOU TOTALLY JUST MADE ME LOVE YOU NIMBERLANE! I LOOOOOVE SONIC! That game has the most ridiculous soundtrack. I believe it was Reactive Factory. Bitchin'! Last Edited By: yope3041 02/03/08 3:44 AM. Edited 1 times.
Nimberlane		#32	[-]
Posts: 989 (02/03/08 3:48 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	yope3041 wrote: YOU TOTALLY JUST MADE ME LOVE YOU NIMBERLANE! I LOOOOOVE SONIC! That game has the most ridiculous soundtrack. I believe it was Reactive Factory. Bitchin'! Ahah, yeah. I remember this game vaguely cause one of my friends had it. I always thought the soundtrack was ridiculously out of place.
Thingamajig		#33	[-]
Posts: 1736 (02/03/08 3:52 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Zeke: Dude, how are we supposed to impress that 4th judge? We've never seen the American Mole Bradley: We could just skip him Zeke: But we hate Mirna, too Bradley: Let me deal with that whiny bitch bro, you go pleasure Erika Zeke: Okey dokey. Dude, could you imagine a threesome with Erika AND Sandra? Bradley: Or a foursome... with points to himself me Zeke: DUDE, SERIOUSLY Bradley: What? Zeke: Don't worry, how are we going to impress Sandra? Bradley: Well... we could shoot her Zeke: Any other suggestions? Bradley: We could aggresively list all her faults in her face Zeke: Dude, that's a great idea. She probably thrives off it Bradley: Okay, then we'll buy Charla some new roller-shoes Zeke: You're not as dumb as you look Last Edited By: Thingamajig 02/16/08 6:42 PM. Edited 1 times.
Katsuya		#34	[-]
Posts: 897 (02/03/08 6:02 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Wan: I really don't see why we should have to try and whore ourselves out to that guy who used to host the Mole. Chung: I mean, we pay girls to do that normally...for us to have to do it is like, so degrading. Wan: Yeah...quick, have a meltdown about it. Chung: ...Why? Wan: Because Erika only casts people who are bound to cause havoc, and you'd be speaking Mirnish for the most part of it. Chung: Fair point. OH MY GOD, TAKE MY MONEYS, I DON'T EAT TOMORROW BECAUSE I DON'T TALK TO COOPER ANDERSON! Wan: Okay, Mirna isn't like, nessa. Chung: Bitchy comment #001. Besides, there's no point trying to win over Erika, when you think about it, since we're not guys. Wan: But she liked Tyler & James, and we have like, opium and shit. Maybe we can win her over that way. Chung: Plus, I've never heard of that other woman.go Wan: ...Charla? Chung: No, that slightly hispanic-looking one. Wan: Oh, me neither. Silly Survivor. Chung: So essentially, all we've done is more or less take the ever loving piss out of the judges. Well, I'm sure that's going to get us on the show. Wan: At least we're keeping in line with what we said we'd do in our original audition. Except there's no yields...or u-turns...maybe we have been ever so slightly too critical... Chung: Ya think? Wan: Oh my God, Erika, have you lost weight? I mean, you didn't need to, but you're like, supermodel thin! It looks really good. Chung: Umm...well done...for...not...getting an allergic reaction to a bug bite? Wan: Marshall & Lance were whores, end of story. We'll send a hit squad out for you. Chung: You gorgeous little silver-haired fox, you. Wan: And just remember, if you don't put us on the show, we will send some of our "friends" round to show you the error of your ways...
Thingamajig		#35	[-]
Posts: 1738 (02/03/08 6:08 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Any chance of leg 1 starting at 10AM? Anything from 11:30AM PST to 9PM PST on that particular Sunday/Monday is terrible for me.
pinoyako		#36	[-]
Posts: 187 (02/03/08 9:20 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Katrina: Now we should do something to impress the judges... Marian: Duh!? We can act, we have a TV show here in the Philippines.. Katrina: Yeah, I guess no one can act here besides us... Marian: Not only can we impress Ms. Landin for being mactors but we can also impress Charla and Mirna.. Katrina: They like meltdowns right? We need to give them.. Erika: Ok, Let's see.. Charla: We want some good meltdown, so give us plenty ok? Mirna: I'm an attorney!! I know who's faking or not! Katrina: I think we should wear our bikinis here.. Marian: That would help a lot girl, great idea.. high fives Katrina: Oh wait, we have our leading men.. Marian: Hey guys, we need your help here! (CAN SOMEONE TEACH ME ON HOW TO POST VIDS FROM YOUTUBE? So i can post the video? ) Charla: You're wearing bathing suits and you're not weird, Good job girls! Mirna: You can be our future Charla and Mirna..Congratulations! Erika: Even though we can't understand what you're saying.. Last Edited By: pinoyako 02/03/08 9:24 AM. Edited 2 times.
Avant Tai		#37	[-]
Posts: 2989 (02/03/08 10:10 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I love how everyone is posting skits impressing the judges . It's not required though.
Avant Tai		#38	[-]
Posts: 2991 (02/03/08 11:02 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	After reviewing all your audition tapes, the first 6 contestants have been selected... Erika: With much deliberation, I have decided to choose only one team I thought best fit my bill of mactors. The slot goes to... Katrina & Marin / Covergirls (pinoyako) Sandra Diaz-Twine: Yo, I pick them reals people. I don't give two shits about those mactors. I wanna see good people win! So, the team I chose is... Wan & Chung / Single Moms (Katsuya) Mirna: CHARLA! Come one LEVEL 5! Charla: I'm coming Mirna! Mirna: She is so slow GO FASTER! YOU CAN DO IT! Charla: It's hard to run in the suit. Mirna: Yes, I'm sorry I am wearing a bathing suit, it is very weird I know. Charla: So, each of us get a say and I chose a team that I really enjoyed were... Peter & Missy / Engaged Couple (Funkey 01) Mirna: Ok, I chose a team that represented the future Charlas and Mirnas all over the world. They will win many awards, habibi. And they are.... Jin-Woo & Sang-Mi / Boss and Secretary (maximillian) Anderson Cooper: So, I chose a team that would best would enjoy the world like, I as a reporter. I also chose a team that had an ambiguous orientation. Therefore, my choice was.... Ronnie & Ben / Models (reggierules) And, now for our final secret judge... Feist: 1, 2, 3, 4, tell me that you love me more. Sweet lips, long nights, that was what my youth was like. I looked at all the tapes and chose a couple. Because, really there needs to be more on the race. Therefore, I chose... Dennis & Stina / Dating On and Off (YemaGrl1988) You can still send in your auditions but you have until February 9th at 11 PM PST to impress me! The final 7 teams will be revealed on February 10th! Good luck to all those and get those auditions in as quick as possible! Last Edited By: Avant Tai 02/03/08 11:05 AM. Edited 1 times.
Katsuya		#39	[-]
Posts: 898 (02/03/08 11:08 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Chung: Bitch yeah! Wan: Triads rock!
NickF227		#40	[-]
Posts: 1215 (02/03/08 6:59 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	San: Hey, girl...I just found out..... Rose: What, San? That Santa isn't real? snickers San: HEY! Shut up! My dad dressed up in costume EVERY year. Rose: Until you were 20? San: Maybe I wanted to believe! And no, we may not get on the show.. Rose: Huh? San: There are 7 spots left, and 8 more applications. And people are STILL applying! We may not get on! Rose: .......sigh Not. Cool. Of course, the 8th is smiley, so as long as no one else applies, I'm pretty much guaranteed to get on the game. I hope.

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