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pjadedd |
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I just read on buddytv.com that Charisma Carpenter will be on the second season. My Buffy geekness is going into overdrive.
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token lunatic |
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Martha's Jim B should be on. I would love to see how he interacts with Donald.
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SuitSnob |
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I would love to see how his ass interacts with suitpants.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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You won't stand Piers as well if he's overexposed like Cowell. They're both the same person, although Piers is cuter while Simon has the bigger
dick (fact!).
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SuitSnob |
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Miss Alley Shack wrote: WHAT?!?!? How can you think Piers is cuter than Simon? Simon is handsomer in the face, and DAMN those biceps!! I think years of sucking off middle-aged men for a quarter has really warped your sense of attractiveness. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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You chubby chaser. |
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SuitSnob |
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I guess when one only associates with emaciated Meth addicts, it could be construed that Simon was chubby...
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Chubby chubby chub chub...
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SuitSnob |
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Joke's on you, you miserable slut...Simon just went on The Bagel Diet! He'll be svelte in no time!!!
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Miss Alley Shack |
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But won't his appeal be lost on you if he's svelte? I mean, we are talking about you. Remember that infamous incident in the Meat Cellar involving you,
Brent, and that pool stick?
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SuitSnob |
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Here's you boy buttoning all the buttons on his suitcoat like a complete douchetard:
Now THAT's a GUT!!!! |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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What gut? I'm dazzled by the phallic-like "Lipstick jungle" protruding from his crotch. Hmm, lipsticks at the jungle...
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SuitSnob |
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Maybe it's a lipstick ring-around-the-cock in Omarosa's favorite shade?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Suity, are you capable of constructing a sentence that doesn't have any reference to your long neglected penis?
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SuitSnob |
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Yes I can:
"Miss Alley Shack is a slime-sucking cuntwad with bad breath." |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Please, that is clearly a reference to your penis as well. I really wish you won't confuse me with your mother and accuse me of the things she did to you. You're starting to resemble Norman Bates now.
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Micronesia Princess |
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Renewed. Yes!
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SuitSnob |
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Miss Alley Shack wrote: How could my mother have time to do that to me when she was busy fucking half the men in town? |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Repeat after me:
"Miss Alley Shack is not SuitSnob's Mommy Dearest." "Miss Alley Shack is not SuitSnob's Mommy Dearest." "Miss Alley Shack is not SuitSnob's Mommy Dearest." "Miss Alley Shack is not SuitSnob's Mommy Dearest." "Miss Alley Shack is not SuitSnob's Mommy Dearest." |
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SuitSnob |
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Speaking of Mommie Dearest, if you use one more damn wire hanger to self-abort you are going to run out of tissue in there.
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