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210. Brian Heidik (Survivor: Thailand - 1st Place)

Brian is the second winner to grace my list, and if it wasn't for Amber making a complete travesty of all players, past and future, to ever play Survivor, he would easily be the lowest on this list. First off, Brian is not a strategic genius. He's not the mastermind of myth. The truth is that he played in one of the least competitive seasons of all time, when there was hardly a single player in the game, except maybe Shii Ann, who could make a strategic move to save their life.

Brian was a sexist, probably more than Clay. He was also a racist, given the implications for Ken. There was not a single positive trait to Brian, given his penchant for boldfaced lying. He screwed over everyone except Jan and Clay, he didn't even care enough about Shii Ann (who he had been trying to ally himself with since the fake merge) to learn her name, and he wasn't even entertaining. He was just a complete asshole, and I will never like OR appreciate him.


209. Jeanne Hebert (Survivor: Amazon - 12th Place)

And here we have yet another addition to the steaming pile of crap that is the cast of Survivor: Amazon. Jeanne was extremely boring, is is probably the most unmemorable person from Amazon, and I really don't have much to say about her. All I know is that she was a hard worker, which sets her apart from the previous section of boring, lazy girls. Also, she was turned on by Heidi, who I dislike, so that raises my opinion of her ever so slightly, but not by much, hence the low rating.


208. Burton Roberts (Survivor: Pearl Islands - 5th Place)

I don't like Burton at all. Like Brian, I think he was a sexist bastard who I wanted to see burn in the most humiliating way possible. Unlike Brian, he did have to play in one of the most competitive seasons of all time, so he gets the nod by two rankings. Still, that's not enough to earn him a top 200 spot. Not by a long shot.

Burton started off the game as an immature jerk who basically pointed and laughed at Rupert for his various eccentricities during the first three episodes, and tried to be the leader of the Drake tribe. He failed, obviously, because it was HIS stupid decision to throw the fourth immunity challenge, for the sole reason that Christa was bugging him. And of course, the other Drakes voted his dumb ass out of the game. The damage was already done, of course. Burton's throwing of that challenge led to the Drakes entering the merge at 5 to 5, and they were only saved by the outcast twist and how horrible Morgan was to Lill.

Burton became a strategic mastermind after the merge. He returned as an outcast and lasted until the final 5, all thanks to his own strength, his pseudo-friendship with Lill, and his real friendship with the season's power player, Jonny Fairplay. At five though, Burton flushed his game down the toilet by basically leaving the women alone at camp, all so he could go on a reward with Jon. He was voted out by the women after the next immunity challenge, in one of the most satisfying tribal councils of the season.

The funniest thing about Burton is that he basically was voted out twice in one season, because he made a completely boneheaded move shortly before the immunity challenge. Too bad it took so damn long to get him off our screens that second time.


207. Andria "Dreamz" Herd (Survivor: Fiji - 3rd Place)

As you'll notice, I listed Dreamz as coming in third in his season. I realize that he and Cassandra tied at zero votes during the final tribal council, but honestly, she would've gotten a 9-0 victory against him if it was a final 2 instead of a final 3, so he gets third place. Dreamz's game was basically one big fuck up after another, where he outlasted because everyone knew how stupid he was. That's why I can tell that the jury would've had no respect for him, and again, Cassandra would've won 9-0.

Dreamz had a mouth that he could never keep shut, which led to him pissed off Lisi going into the Moto tribe's first tribal council. He was completely clueless about pretty much everything around him, which leads me to question the logic in the horsemen keeping him around instead of Lisi. He blabbed to Moto about the idol after Mookie stupidly told him about it, and then he was kept out of the loop going into the final 9 tribal council. Dreamz was basically Denise a season early, because he then stuck with the Moto alliance, despite being on the apparent outside.

He then continued to screw things up by opening his big mouth and giving Yau-Man the initial idea to play the idol. Stacy may have sealed the deal, but Dreamz put that first seed of doubt into Yau's head. That basically screwed him, because getting rid of Yau-Man meant Dreamz wouldn't have to uphold his end of the truck bargain. Speaking of which, I love how stupidly Dreamz took the car deal, knowing it could come back to bite him in the ass (which it did). He betrayed Yau-Man, earning the scorn of the jury and America, and personally, I hate his guts. Still, he's higher up because his stupidity made things interesting, and it helped Earl and Yau-Man do well.


206. Shawn Cohen (Survivor: Pearl Islands 12th Place)

When Burton comes up on the list, you know his immature, braindead little lackey can't be far behind. Shawn was easily a worse person that Burton, because Burton at least seemed to have an air of grace and maturity to him. Shawn was just a little kid in a man's body. He's only higher than Burton because he was taken out of the game earlier. That, and he was never actively rude or mean to anyone.

Shawn was Burton's buddy from day one when they became the self-proclaimed leaders of the Drake tribe. Shawn, however, showed his incompetance quite a bit, as he lost the spearhead early on, which could've doomed his tribe, had Rupert not gone out and found it. Shawn's idiocy got even worse when Burton was voted out, and suddenly Burton was no longer Shawn's buddy, but instead was a jerk that needed to go.

He outlasted Michelle because of his strength, and then in the strength challenge in episode six...he held less weight than ANY other player in the game, except for maybe Ryan O., if I remember correctly. He was outdone by both Osten AND Christa, who was a computer programmer, for God's sake. Shawn quit at only 140 pounds, shocking everyone in the game, especially since he knew his head was on the chopping block at the next tribal council.

Although he was spared by Trish's exit, Shawn was finally eliminated after losing to the Outcasts, because he was a threat to jump ship, moreso than Fairplay. And so his childish reign of ineptitude ended, but he still overstayed his welcome.