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215. Shawna Mitchell (Survivor: Amazon - 11th Place)

Shawna's the first member of the young Amazon girls alliance to make this list, and it's mainly due to how lame she was. She's a really boring player, and she was basically on her last legs, going into the tribe swap. Seriously, tough it out. There's not much to be said about Shawna. People thought she was hot. I didn't. I thought her hairstyle sucked. I did not like her alliance's treatment of Christy, and I guess she's just another addition to the list of Amazon players that I dislike. Lame player, meet lame ranking.


214. Lisa Keiffer (Survivor: Vanuatu - 12th Place)

Lisa is another boring player, and like Jenny, she tried to fit in with the younger players when she had NOT business being aligned with them. Of course, I've gotta love her for being the second person to keep the older alliance in power. That made the game interesting, especially with the younger men getting voted off early as well. I still think Ami overreacted a little bit to Lisa's comment about finding food of some kind. Her elimination is another reason why she got this placing on my list, given how her sacrifice saved Rory for a few more episodes.


213. Mia Galeotalanza (Survivor: Vanuatu - 14th Place)

As I mentioned before, Mia's one of the few players I always forget when listing the castaways. Still, she was bitchy enough to be at least somewhat entertaining, and unlike some players, like Jenny, she was gone relatively early, by episode 4 in fact. She only outlasts Lisa in this instance because she wasn't an old player trying to wiggle her way into a young alliance, which again, is annoying as hell.


212. Debb Eaton (Survivor: Australia - 16th Place)

Debb is the first, first boot to make my list, and even though she's kinda received cult status among Survivor fans, I just never liked her. Very few older women can pull off a Boston accent effective, and Debb ain't one of them. She also thought that a shelter built of rocks was honestly a good idea. Not exactly the brightest bulb in the box. My main reason for disliking Debb though, comes from the fact that it's just extremely creepy how she married her stepson. I don't care how old he is, or how old she is. The fact is, she married his dad, his dad died, and she married him. Debb is almost as big an icon to white trash as Denise.


211. Heidi Strobel - (Survivor: Amazon - 5th Place)

How the hell does someone who was reported as having the highest IQ of her season end up SO dumb? Seriously, Heidi was like a walking dumb blonde joke waiting to happen. She was offensive in her treatment of Christy. She was offensive in her treatment of the older women. She was just all-around offensive, and she made Jenna look bad by association. Heidi made me ashamed to have rooted for the women at all, even in the first episode. She's just another horrendous addition to the horrible cast of Amazon.