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220. Ashlee Ashby (Survivor: Palau - 17th Place)

Ashlee, along with Brianna, Mia, and Janet, is one of the only players that I can never remember if I just try to list Survivors off the top of my head. She was extremely boring (Palau had a lot of that) and she wanted to quit by episode 2. She got sick early, and basically, the only memorable thing about her was the fact that she had HUGE...tracts of land. I really don't care too much about Ashlee.


219. Sean Kenniff (Survivor: Borneo - 5th Place)

Sean is a walking paradox. On the one hand, he's a brain surgeon. He's basically one of the smartest people in our society. But you take him out of the city and put him on an island? He becomes one of the biggest morons in Survivor history. Seriously, what is it with supposedly smart people (I'm looking at you, rocket scientists) who suck at Survivor. You'd think they'd be smarter when it came to strategy.

Sean spent quite some time constructing useless and stupid things, like a beach bowling alley and a "Superpole" that couldn't catch a fish if it tried. He and Dirk hung out together and it was like a real meeting of the minds...with Alzheimer's. How the hell do a bible-thumping farmboy and a neurologist become such fast friends, anyway? Was it the fact that they were the only young guys on their tribe, or what?

Anyway, the reason Sean takes such a low spot is because of his infamous alphabet strategy. Because Sean was too much of a coward (and I'm being nice in describing him) to vote strategically, he voted based on who came first, alphabetically. Now, he KNEW Tagi had a four person alliance. They had voted out Dirk and left him on the outside. And yet Sean still stuck with his alphabet strategy. Gretchen got voted off by the alliance and Sean still didn't seem to realize what a bad idea the alphabet strategy was.

So, knowing of his plans, the alliance piled on their votes with Sean's, voting out Greg and Jenna, basically screwing over the Pagong tribe. It was all Sean's fault that Pagong was so thoroughly owned, even if it did give us the legend of Hatch. I hope he personally called Gretchen, Greg, Gervase, and Colleen, and apologized to them. Jenna, I don't really care if he apologized to. Anyway, for his sheer stupidity in screwing over a lot of likable people, Sean is kept out of the top 200.


218. John Kenney (Survivor: Vanuatu - 11th Place)

219-217 is basically three of the biggest, most annoying idiots from the series. John Kenney fits this profile to a tee. Much like Sean, he showed that he had absolutely no idea how to play the game, and made his first move at the final 12...when he tried to target one of the few people who WOULDN'T target him. Much like Morgan, John K. was basically a boring person who got our hopes up with an interesting job. I guess mechanical bull operator must mean bartender/aspiring actor where he comes from. Plus, I hated how he looked like he was fourteen years old. Seriously, every time I see his face, I can't help but think how immature he looks.


217. Brandon Quinton (Survivor: Africa - 8th Place)

As I mentioned in reference to John K., 219-217 are all stupid and annoying players, and of the three, Brandon is the most annoying (but he gets more credit than the other two). Brandon was like a living, walking stereotype of homosexuals everywhere. Richard may have done some not-quite-manly things in Borneo, but Brandon was practically going out of his way to stereotype gays. Whether it was his girlishly pathetic attempt at firing a bow and arrow, or his exhuberant cries of "I've got a date with Fraaaaank," Brandon was over-the-top at all times.

He started off the game as a member of the Mall Rats alliance, which I hated, as I believe I mentioned when discussing Lindsey. Brandon was lazy and often times rude, especially in opposition to the lovable, although gruff, Frank. Watching him prance around for those first four episodes was just awful. When the twist happened, and his big mouth led to Lindsey going home, that was awesome.

And then, after the merge, Brandon's stupidity came into play. He and the other original Samburus survived that first tribal council, and Lex went crazy. Battle lines were drawn, and Kelly G. became the first person to flip alliances. She joined the Samburus, and they had the game in the palm of their hand. Unfortunately, Brandon became the SECOND player to flip tribes, betraying the Samburus without telling them about it beforehand. He was then voted out by everyone except Lex, because he wasn't trustworthy. Easily one of the dumbest moves of all time, on his part.


216. Rebecca Borman (Survivor: Cook Islands - 11th Place)

I'm gonna make this one short and sweet, because there's really not much to say about Rebecca. She had freakishly large breasts, the kind that prove that it IS possible to be too big. She sucked at swimming (casting chose the most stereotypical black people for the Hiki tribe) and was basically useless in challenges. Other than that, she was basically just another boring addition to one of the most boring casts in Survivor history.